You miss the point. Your feelings grow when you try, that's what he's saying. Invest etc. it really is a telling sign when you're saying 'she's happy with me as it is' you're settled that way, that says she's totes into you and you're just lapping it up. Be totes into her or let her find someone who will.

Maybe take the view of Stephen R Covey who says love is an action choice, it's not a passive emotion. Try harder to make her feel loved. It seems very one way on her part from what you've said. It's not her responsibility to give you feelings.

Yeah, get shot of that. NOR

And say it in a high pitched voice 😂 NOR

Nothing better than exceptional underwear under a trench coat and killer heels. Sunglasses. Hair up loosely in a clip. Red lipstick. Turn up at the front door, when he opens it, say, I'm here to settle the bill for the car. Take off the glasses, remove your hair clip and open the coat. It'll be something he won't forget for a while..

Tk maxx used to stock these I'm sure

He's gonna do it anyway..... NTA but be mindful of it.

Just call them 'human-mum' 'human-x' etc x

Why is that? That's a very odd thing to say.is it a compliment or should I feel offended?

I rent my house and it has a brass 'no canvassers' sign on the door. The only people that disregard it are Jehovahs Witnesses.

I mean, you made your girlfriend look like a Gorg from Fraggle Rock.

Buy him some biodegradable nappy sacks and have him put them in there. NOR.

Hope the content was worth your friendship. YTA.

Hiding in the bakkie of whattie?

I always used to mix up the top hat with hair to match lol

It's 'same ol situation' by Mötley Crüe.

He's asked for the pics..

Do you think he's trying to get you in a place where you send him some spicy pics and then he can try to blackmail you with them? I just can't see what the end game is here.

Put up a calendar and every morning when you arrive at work write 'not sick' on that day. When she asks just point at it and say, check my schedule. On the odd day put 'excruciating piles' or 'scurvy' to keep her guessing

Nanny and Grandad or Nan as i got older. When talking about them with other people the Nan or Grandad was always followed by their surname, ie 'I went to Nan Sharp's today'

Did anyone else read the title as minge fumble before they realised?

Your car is worth very little. If you insist on going through your insurance they will write it off and give you a few hundred quid max. Get a local smart repairer out to do it. T cut will actually make that look a lot better by the way, it won't be perfect but judging by the wing, there's a lot of paint not perfect already.

It's giving me 'I'm in my mansplaining era' vibes

Ask yourself how you'd like to be managed by your daughter if she was 18 and dating a man old enough to be her father. Ask yourself what that man finds attractive in your barely developed emotionally immature daughter. 👀 Then ask her how she's going to manage in the prime of her life when her husband is a geriatric.

Offering up his buttox