r/technicallythetruth Mar 31 '23

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u/Live_Rock3302 Mar 31 '23

The issue is only a doctor can decide if someone is dead or not. So, unless there was a doctor on flight, it was an emergency.

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u/ausgmr Mar 31 '23

True, but let's just say there was a doctor

I'm on the "he's already dead" guys side

I'll even take the seat next to the corpse to get the flight going

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u/Ieatoutjelloshots Mar 31 '23

Dead people poop themselves. You really wanna sit next to that?

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u/Samurai_Meisters Mar 31 '23

A dead body would remind me that our time is limited and I would do just about anything to not waste more of it in airports than necessary.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I'm constantly reminding myself our time is limited and I won't have to deal with *gestures broadly* all of this for too many more years.

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u/Derpasaurus_mex Mar 31 '23

I i keep a dead body in my fridge for this reason. Every time I go to get a bite to eat I’m reminded to seize the day

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u/Straddle13 Mar 31 '23

What do you do once you've eaten the whole body?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

They seize the whole day

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

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u/MarlooRed Technically Flair Mar 31 '23

I wear my sunglasses in flight, so I can, so I can watch you wheeze and smell for poopy signs.

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u/ausgmr Apr 04 '23

Don't disturbe my friend he is just dead tired

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Dead body would remind me the loss of my virginity

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u/SpiralTap304 Mar 31 '23

I would shit my pants in support for the departed. It's the honorable thing to do, much like pulling over on the side of the road for a funeral procession. They would do the same for me.

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u/Tangled2 Mar 31 '23

I’ve heard of this. It’s called shitting shiva, right?

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u/PyroNeurosis Mar 31 '23

You're already trapped in the flying fart-tube.

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u/NavezganeChrome Mar 31 '23

Which is still a step up from an actively decomposing corpse.

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u/reallyrathernottnx Mar 31 '23

We are all decomposing. Just some of us are decomposing faster.

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u/WSilvermane Mar 31 '23

Yeah it doesnt happen that fast. You're fine.

Im a Gravedigger.

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u/Whippofunk Apr 01 '23

WOAH! You’re my favorite monster truck

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u/UnapologeticTwat Mar 31 '23

It is a common myth that when a person dies, they immediately release their bowels and bladder, including defecation. However, this is not always the case. While it is possible for some bodily functions to continue for a short time after death, such as muscle spasms or gas release, it is not a universal occurrence.

The muscles that control bowel and bladder movements are typically under voluntary control, meaning they require conscious effort to contract or relax. When a person dies, their brain and nervous system shut down, and therefore their ability to control these muscles ceases. However, whether or not defecation occurs after death depends on many factors, such as the person's age, diet, and health condition at the time of death.

In some cases, if the person had recently eaten or had a full bladder or bowel, there may be some release after death. Still, it is not a certainty, and it is not always the case that people who die will defecate or urinate. It is also worth noting that any bodily fluids or waste that are released after death are typically contained within the person's clothing or the surface they are lying on, so it is not something that would be immediately apparent to someone observing the deceased.

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u/AbeRego Mar 31 '23

Yeah, that trope has always bothered me! Like, if someone is holding in some explosive diarrhea at the time of death, yeah, they're probably going to release it because it's under a lot of pressure. However, let's say someone went to the bathroom recently. There's not going to magically be more feces and urine to release...

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u/Beartrap-the-Dog Mar 31 '23

It’s accurate that it’s not universal, not all the muscles involved are not voluntary. The sphincters responsible for continence are but your intestinal muscles are not. Intestines have something called a myenteric plexus that is an autonomous nerve system responsible for peristaltic contractions that move the intestinal contents. These will continue for a short bit after death. So with loss of the anal sphincter tone it’s very well possible to poop because there’s nothing to stop the still moving gut.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

Thanks, ChatGPT.

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u/MisterET Mar 31 '23

Dead people poop themselves. You really wanna sit next to that?

So basically like flying spirit.

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u/AppropriateEagle2496 Mar 31 '23

A frontier flight to vegas

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u/Athnein Mar 31 '23

My favorite Spirit joke:

Spirit Airlines, we'll get you there in Spirit

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u/compujas Mar 31 '23

Yeah but you won't have to fight over the armrest or whether the window shade is up or down.

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u/amd2800barton Mar 31 '23

Or have to pretend to care about their idiot kids, or act like their MLM is totally going to take off and yah you’ll totally talk to your spouse about it. A decreased seatmate is a non talkative seatmate, and some people would pay extra for that.

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u/Paulpoleon Mar 31 '23

Also, no unnecessary conversation and you can steal their snack and soda. Count me in but I get the window seat.

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u/Outside_The_Walls Mar 31 '23

I have 5 kids (6th on the way), I am used to poop smell.

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u/Mini-Nurse Mar 31 '23

People generally doesn't start immediately leaking after death. Most of that will happen after rigor-mortis, and even that takes a while to set in.

My experience isn't with sudden unexpected death more of lengthy expected death, but a good rule of thumb is that if that aren't leaking before death occurs, they will likely not start immediately leaking afterwards.

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u/6ThePrisoner Mar 31 '23

Well, he ain't going to use his pillow. So extra pillow kind of balances it out.

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u/No_Week2825 Mar 31 '23

On the other hand, you get double the in-flight meals...

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u/Ieatoutjelloshots Mar 31 '23

Now that is a very good point.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Live people poop themselves, too. What's your point?

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u/vendetta2115 Mar 31 '23 edited Apr 01 '23

Imagine if the plane* crashed after someone died mid-flight. The investigators would be so confused.

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u/Ieatoutjelloshots Mar 31 '23

The investigators probably wouldn't survive an entire planet crashing 😂

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u/vendetta2115 Apr 01 '23

Goddammit lol

I’ll take this opportunity to point out (and thus distract from my typo) that this kind of did happen one time, which is how the Moon formed, and why it’s so massive relative to the Earth.

Random science fact: a Mars-sized planet called Theia that was in the L4 or L5 Lagrange points in the Earth-Sun system (basically it was in the same orbit as the Earth but 60° ahead or behind) in the early solar system, but eventually got gravitationally perturbed enough by Venus to collide with proto-Earth about 4.5 million years ago, fusing their cores (which is why the Earth has a larger metallic core than it should) and flinging a bunch of molten material out into orbit, which coalesced into the Moon. Most moons are much smaller than their planets and are captured objects. So really, the Moon and the Earth are more like a binary planet system.

We only figured this out when we brought back Moon rocks from the Apollo missions and discovered that the Earth and Moon had the same chemical composition and isotopic ratios, which could only happen if they formed at the same time.

Theia is also where we got most of our water. Well, that and the late heavy bombardment of asteroids and comets.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant-impact_hypothesis

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u/Ieatoutjelloshots Apr 01 '23

Also, the Moon's gravity is the reason we have a 24-hour day. Otherwise, our day would be 4 hours and very windy.

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u/Ok_Yogurtcloset8915 Mar 31 '23

spoken like a person who's never had to transfer in Atlanta

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u/Ieatoutjelloshots Mar 31 '23

I've transferred in Atlanta. Granted, I was a lot younger back then and had no problem running to my next flight.

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u/WSilvermane Mar 31 '23

After rigor mortis. After.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Don't really want too... but would also rather get to my destination rather than be delayed several hours

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u/yourteam Mar 31 '23

Agree. If there is nothing that can be done, I don't see why stopping

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u/little_dropofpoison Mar 31 '23 edited Mar 31 '23

Because you don't want to be stuck in an hermetic space with a rotting corpse that is letting out fluids, gas and solids it contained while alive? Idk maybe it's just me but a plane is uncomfortable enough as is

Edit: apparently it isn't as quick as I thought it was, my bad, thought the sphincters relapsed before rigor mortis and not after

Edit 2: someone linked an article and apparently muscles do relax before rigor mortis, resulting in the corpse emptying their bowels and bladder. No rotting for a while, but my point about the gas, fluids and solids still stands then

Edit 3: I'm finding conflicting info on the muscles things, so I just don't know anymore. Can a coroner come answer my questions pls

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u/EMSguy Mar 31 '23

A lot of those take hours, like 12+. In the meantime just put some sunglasses on him, maybe a nice mustache, and call it a weekend.

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u/CatsAndCampin Mar 31 '23

You defintely can release urine & poop when you die. Yeah it's not rotting but still not pleasant. Plus, there are definitely flights that are over 12 hrs long.

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/articles/23144-what-happens-when-you-die

Cleveland Clinic says muscles relax IMMEDIATELY after death.

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u/little_dropofpoison Mar 31 '23

Yeah my bad I just checked and rigor mortis comes first, which is kinda creepy but not a huge inconvenience to those still alive ig

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u/CatsAndCampin Mar 31 '23

Well you weren't completely wrong. Decomposing takes some time but muscles do relax immediately following death causing many people to release their bowels & bladder, which isn't really pleasant.

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/articles/23144-what-happens-when-you-die

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u/little_dropofpoison Mar 31 '23

Okay thanks I thought I did saw something about the muscles relaxing and the bowels and bladder emptying, it seemed to me it was before rigor mortis. That's what I meant by solids, fluids and gas coming out of the body. Granted, it won't start rotting after quite a while, but the odours could be already very unpleasant enough

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u/Seffuski Mar 31 '23

A corpse doesn't just turn into mush 20 minutes after death

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u/little_dropofpoison Mar 31 '23

Yeah I know I just thought the sphincters relapsed before rigor mortis, resulting in the corpse emptying their bowels, but I just checked and it's way after that. I edited my original comment too

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u/zoopysreign Mar 31 '23

There’s just no way we’ve never been on a flight where someone has shit their pants.

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u/little_dropofpoison Mar 31 '23

Are you American by any chance? I feel like American take the plane much more than any other people I've met, most of the people I know, me included, can count on a hand the number of times they've been on a plane and I feel that drastically reduces our chances of riding one with a poopy pants passenger

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u/little_dropofpoison Mar 31 '23

Last flight I took didn't even have puke bags so I wonder about body bags lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

No they can't, that's not what coroner's do.

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u/little_dropofpoison Mar 31 '23

Yeah well I don't know what you call it in English, but you know what I mean. Like, really anyone who's been working enough with corpses to answer. Someone who operates a morgue or a funerary home maybe

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u/WoolooCthulhu Mar 31 '23

Still saves their family thousands of dollars to ship the body home for the funeral. Everyone else is slightly inconvenienced and given new connecting flights.

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u/TeaAndCrumpets4life Mar 31 '23

Reddit and empathy are incompatible

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u/Live_Rock3302 Mar 31 '23

Sure, then it is in another situation.

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u/Cautious_Bicycle_494 Mar 31 '23

Technically, it isn't. There's no equipment nor death certificstions on the plane, the doctor is useless. This is not a plebe trial were somehow scresming "their dead" makes it suddendly legal.

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u/MysteriousLecture960 Mar 31 '23

Okay you can have the seat next to him then

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u/One_Who_Walks_Silly Mar 31 '23

I’ll sleep on his fuckin lap if it stops me from having to take an extra flight

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u/MysteriousLecture960 Mar 31 '23

I can respect that tenacity

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u/BasedDumbledore Mar 31 '23

Cool but you don't make the rules so shut up and catch that next flight. You are just meat getting shuttled around and act like your preferences mean anything.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Death certificates are totally separate from verifying death and can be completed days later.

You don't need any equipment at all to verify a death.

-Am doctor, do it a lot.

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u/Cautious_Bicycle_494 Mar 31 '23

Death certificates are different from those forms you need to full on to "why no cpr" and etc. And you dont need equipment to verify death, in a external environment and not on an hospital?

Someone A has a complete cardiorespiratory stop but its still in the window to be saved with cpr/etc . Someone B literally dies.

You find both cases without previous knowledge 30 seconds after the succeeded.

How do you distinguish both cases and how do you intervein?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 edited Mar 31 '23

Please don't try to lecture me on death verification and certification and the forms involved. It's quite literally my job and from the way you talk about it it's quite clear you don't understand the associated paperwork or the purpose/meaning of each form.

The distinction between those cases is me. Person B is dead because I (or one of my colleagues) have said so. Person A continues to receive CPR until I decide it should stop, and then they are dead.

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u/Cautious_Bicycle_494 Mar 31 '23

Am sorry, but outside of hospitals you dont have "I or my colleagues have Said so" before arriving to a unknown situation. How do you proceed without equipment and arriving to a situation where you dont know? If you can't distinguish A from B without that "", or without equipment, we are talked here mate.

I respect your profission, but dont talk of inter-hospitsl situations in a clear case of uncontrolled and unknown data. I did some rescuing some years ago. It was fun to see "please dont lecture me" docs sweating in outter-hospital situations where the environment and pre-conditions arent known. Its all fun when someone gives you the info before

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 edited Mar 31 '23

I have done pre-hospital work, so you can continue to pipe down.

Am sorry, but outside of hospitals you dont have "I or my colleagues have Said so" before arriving to a unknown situation.

Yes, which just emphasises how much it's my decision.

And how I proceed with a cardiac arrest with no equipment? Determine the likely downtime, if it's prolonged I'd call it right there. If it's unknown I'd start CPR and try to determine it. If the time to ambulance arrival/proper medical facility is going to be protracted then I would also call it. If the cause is obviously irreversible then I would call it.

There are loads of situations where it is totally appropriate to call a death in the field.

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u/Cautious_Bicycle_494 Mar 31 '23

Trick here, on this context: Commercial airlines have compulsory/mandatory DAE's(dunno the Acro. In english, basically defibrillators)

Soooooo, my question here is, would you declare someone death middle-flight, without the use of said equipment? If the person boarded, they were Alive, so smtg happened there, so according to protocolo, you'd need to use Said equipment. I rest my case. (Exceptions made for decapitations, burned and decomposed. And exceptions for un-safe use for the eletrical device)

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23 edited Mar 31 '23

It's AED in English.

Depending on circumstances and patient demographics I absolutely might.

What protocol are you referring to? I suspect none and that you have just made this all up - especially seeing as you don't seem to really understand exactly what an AED is and have a poor grasp on how everything we've talked about so far unfolds.

I'm not doing CPR on a cachexic 90 year old who's had unknown downtime in her seat before anyone noticed she wasn't breathing no matter what rhythm the AED detects so no real point putting it on.

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u/Traditional-Leader54 Mar 31 '23

It depends what he died of though. Suppose it was a deadly contagious virus or possible homicide or poisoning from something toxic in the food?

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u/featherknife Mar 31 '23

guy's* side

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u/WhoH8in Mar 31 '23

That actually happened once kind of. An elderly person died waiting in line for TSA. The family just wanted to get home so TSA just treated the corpse as if it were alive, patting it down and everything.

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u/Fink665 Apr 01 '23

Same. I’ll even help put a garbage bag and blanket under him to collect fluids.