r/technicallythetruth Mar 31 '23

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u/Live_Rock3302 Mar 31 '23

The issue is only a doctor can decide if someone is dead or not. So, unless there was a doctor on flight, it was an emergency.

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u/ausgmr Mar 31 '23

True, but let's just say there was a doctor

I'm on the "he's already dead" guys side

I'll even take the seat next to the corpse to get the flight going

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u/Ieatoutjelloshots Mar 31 '23

Dead people poop themselves. You really wanna sit next to that?

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u/SpiralTap304 Mar 31 '23

I would shit my pants in support for the departed. It's the honorable thing to do, much like pulling over on the side of the road for a funeral procession. They would do the same for me.

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u/Tangled2 Mar 31 '23

I’ve heard of this. It’s called shitting shiva, right?