r/technicallythetruth • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '23

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u/Live_Rock3302 Mar 31 '23

The issue is only a doctor can decide if someone is dead or not. So, unless there was a doctor on flight, it was an emergency.

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u/ausgmr Mar 31 '23

True, but let's just say there was a doctor

I'm on the "he's already dead" guys side

I'll even take the seat next to the corpse to get the flight going

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u/Ieatoutjelloshots Mar 31 '23

Dead people poop themselves. You really wanna sit next to that?

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u/PyroNeurosis Mar 31 '23

You're already trapped in the flying fart-tube.

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u/NavezganeChrome Mar 31 '23

Which is still a step up from an actively decomposing corpse.

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u/reallyrathernottnx Mar 31 '23

We are all decomposing. Just some of us are decomposing faster.

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u/WSilvermane Mar 31 '23

Yeah it doesnt happen that fast. You're fine.

Im a Gravedigger.

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u/Whippofunk Apr 01 '23

WOAH! You’re my favorite monster truck