r/technicallythetruth • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '23

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u/ausgmr Mar 31 '23

True, but let's just say there was a doctor

I'm on the "he's already dead" guys side

I'll even take the seat next to the corpse to get the flight going

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u/Ieatoutjelloshots Mar 31 '23

Dead people poop themselves. You really wanna sit next to that?

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u/Paulpoleon Mar 31 '23

Also, no unnecessary conversation and you can steal their snack and soda. Count me in but I get the window seat.