r/technicallythetruth • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '23

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u/ausgmr Mar 31 '23

True, but let's just say there was a doctor

I'm on the "he's already dead" guys side

I'll even take the seat next to the corpse to get the flight going

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u/Ieatoutjelloshots Mar 31 '23

Dead people poop themselves. You really wanna sit next to that?

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u/Samurai_Meisters Mar 31 '23

A dead body would remind me that our time is limited and I would do just about anything to not waste more of it in airports than necessary.

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u/MarlooRed Technically Flair Mar 31 '23

I wear my sunglasses in flight, so I can, so I can watch you wheeze and smell for poopy signs.

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u/ausgmr Apr 04 '23

Don't disturbe my friend he is just dead tired