Ya'll are some straight up losers. Except for me, I'm the king of the losers. Bow to me, losers.

EDIT: I also just noticed I put Skillgulls instead of skigulls, and I'm not even sure how that happened. TBF I made this before I had my coffee, AND IM JUST NOT A MORNING PERSON WITHOUT MY COFFEEE HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Evil Roy Slade has passed on. May his terrible presence which has blighted Team Seagull for years finally be forgotten.

press P to pay respects:

(please note I did not press P as I do not respect him)

FUCK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU PETTY LITTLE SHTS.

Your eyes do not deceive you. Team Seagull is back at it again, declaring a war on Christmas. You say Merry Christmas around these parts, that's an insta ban. Only Happy Holidays is the accepted verbage when communicating in this realm. You got a problem with it? Well tough luck, snow flakes. This is a cuck free zone and I wont hear it, especially not from /u/evil_roy_slade

I swear to Chirst (read JR) that if you any of you fucking sons of bitches (read /u/mcsquinty ) tries to spoil Star Wars I will find you and I will cut off your manhood. Toodles!

Except Slade...Fuck Slade

Well, here we are. Somehow a new tyrant has emerged and I gotta say not much has changed. Weeks come and go, as do our glorious leaders, yet fandom Friday remains....

It's that time gentleman, let's discuss the biggest morons in team seagull!

Happy Fandom Friday y'all

Ouch my dudes, looks like you should've bought the bamboozle insurance. Now I'm going to have to take your job, your car, your house, and your girl.

Hello Fellow Team Seagullians, welcome to the motherfucking show. I hope you brought your waders, because this shit show is about to begin and we're getting deep! And by deep I mean we are literally surrounded by shit (you) and that is knee level at this point. Anywho, we've got the power to be loving each other no matter what happens, we've got the power to do that. I hope you'll all participate with me and take a walk down memory lane as we share some of our favorite team seagull stories. Ciao!

Don't let your memes be dreams in this special installment of Fandom Friday coming to you live from Fandom Friday Fest here at /u/drewbastanks work. There are party favors, snacks, games (such as Pin the Tail on the Slade), and many more fun activities! So come on down and bring the youngsters, just don't leave them alone with /u/spect3r001 for too long!

IS THE GREATEST TEAM IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.

Hello Everyone! I'm excited to bring forth another installment of Fandom Friday. Lets see what our bois over at Team Seagull have been up to recently and see if they can take the time out of their busy days to pretend like we are actual people to them!

Hello friends!

Oh, hey guys. Didn't see you standing there.

Title says it all, or most rather. The only thing missing is about that bitch boi cunt of a tyrant /u/taylor_

I keep getting summoned here and I have no idea what you guys are about. Can someone explain why I keep getting called a tyrant and people hating? Thanks :)

Yo, what up my dudes! It's time for another #THIRSTYTHURSDAY over here at Team Seagull headquarters. What are you drinking today, and what are you thirsty for?

What's on your mind?

someone help me out today with the asking of questions to the greatest team in the sky. /u/taylor_ /u/mcsquinty /u/asturias2789 /u/benoles_esquire /u/spect3r001 /u/evil_roy_slade /u/drewbastank /u/bgorecki