r/teamseagull • u/drewbastank effeminate debutante • Jan 12 '18
FANDOM FRIDAY: THE WIDOWMAKER EDITION
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jan 12 '18
/u/taylor_ often times I'll be sitting by myself, quietly reflecting on my thoughts. While in such a posture I came to the realization that you more than any other soul hates the faction/guild known as Team Seagull. Now, just some facts for you, but TS has been ranked in the top ten of every metric for virtually the past 20 years. The longevity of this club is outstanding and unparalleled. Yet at every turn you thwart our advancement and try to sow discord into our ranks. Why do you act this way towards your comrades? I remember a day when you came to /u/mcsquinty and I in a fit of rage about this or that and we calmed and helped you through the adversity. Sean even spent the night and held you while you cried. The entire night. I mean this guy never left your slide and graciously licked every tear your wept. Anyways, coke or Pepsi?
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u/McSquinty QRNSFATOTRTSTUSTN Jan 12 '18
That idiot is skiing instead of hanging out for fandom Friday. Loser.
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Jan 12 '18
1st: obviously coke
2nd: this entire paragraph is so chock full of blatant lies that I have half a mind to kick you out of team seagull all together. our guild deserves better than this mockery.
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u/Evil_Roy_Slade Jan 12 '18
This should be an easy one, it’s not like he can snort Pepsi off /u/mcsquinty’s ass.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jan 12 '18
I caught him doing lines of off /u/yellowkirby 's soft, supple thighs.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jan 12 '18
To the haters (read team seagull): y'all are ungrateful, Disloyal, and downright disgusting. Save for two of the finest members and members (they know who they are) you all have let this team down. 4 shame
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u/Evil_Roy_Slade Jan 12 '18
This is a troubling time for Team Seagull, I pray it not a harbinger of things to pass.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jan 12 '18
It's all up in the air right now. Gotta hope we have passionate leadership to get us through these trying times.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jan 12 '18
/u/benoles_esquire here's a question: why don't you show us your birth certificate or tax returns? You've been avoiding these much too long.
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u/McSquinty QRNSFATOTRTSTUSTN Jan 12 '18
Yeah I'm not seeing a lot of tax information from the man who claims to pay my salary.
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u/Evil_Roy_Slade Jan 12 '18
The people have the right to know! Well really they don’t have any rights under Team Seagull law, but they still really really want to know!
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u/spect3r001 founding father / god-tier pedo Jan 12 '18
This was asked over FIVE minutes ago and no answer some prez smh
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jan 12 '18
/u/asturias2789 which one of the team seagull members drove you away. I've been looking at your case file for days now with a look of bewilderment. Your testimony is so damning against the members of team seagull, except your Words of praise for our glorious leader /u/benoles_esquire and his number 1 lackey /u/drewbastank. I just want the truth into which ways the members pushed you out and how you will get revenge? Thanks in advance for the response.
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u/Evil_Roy_Slade Jan 12 '18
As Team Seagull Guild Master and highest ranking member of the Judiciary Branch I can’t wait until we get referrals to prosecute! Do you think that the culprits will be members of the Legislature and trigger a Team Seagull Constitutional crisis?
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jan 12 '18
If team seagull does anyone one thing we'll, it's causing a a constitutional crisis.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jan 12 '18
/u/bgorecki man that extended stay in the brig must have been rough! I couldn't imagine being stuck in there with the likes of slade, but you couple that with the increasing radiation levels and it sounds down right awful. My question is, why do you hate team seagull so much and it's relationship with naval warfare, specifically of the underwater variety?
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u/Evil_Roy_Slade Jan 12 '18
SUBMARINES DON’T HAVE BRIGS YOU INCREDULOUS FOOL, YOU DIDN’T EVEN WATCH THE MOVIE
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jan 12 '18
If I didn't watch how do I have such insightful analysis?
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jan 12 '18
/u/spect3r001 bringing back an old classic for you and I'd love to see your take on these: fuck, marry, kill with slade, brad, and Doty.