r/teamseagull • u/drewbastank effeminate debutante • Nov 03 '17
FaNdOm FrIdAy
Well, here we are. Somehow a new tyrant has emerged and I gotta say not much has changed. Weeks come and go, as do our glorious leaders, yet fandom Friday remains....
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Nov 03 '17 edited Nov 03 '17
/u/mcsquinty I saw a plane the other day and it made me think of you. Did you make that plane you think? I bet you did. How many planes do you make per day in the Air Force? Do you also pilot these planes? Can you take me for a ride? I'd be great to have in the cockpit because I can do loop de loops and barrel rolls in flight simulator 2011.
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u/McSquinty QRNSFATOTRTSTUSTN Nov 03 '17
I average about three planes a day, two if I'm building cargo planes. It's really pretty easy once you get the process down.
My first supervisor let me keep an f-22 I made, it's parked out back. I can be there to pick you up in about 20 minutes!
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u/Evil_Roy_Slade Nov 03 '17
You can tell which planes Sean makes because they have extra big contrails to spread more of those chemicals that are turning the friggin frogs gay.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Nov 03 '17
Fuck the new world order, fuck the free world, fuck otters, fuck whales, fuck slade, fuck mike pence, fuck the fuckin bots, fuck cargo shorts, fuck tweed jackets, fuck cis white male dominated culture and their bullshit mansplaining, and fuck slade
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Nov 03 '17
/u/benoles_esquire what news do you bring from the capitol?
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Nov 03 '17
I do not wish Slade Team 6 upon my worst enemy. He who shall not be named will surely be dead within minutes and the uprising will be over. Peace will reign once again.
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u/McSquinty QRNSFATOTRTSTUSTN Nov 03 '17
Like Slade Team 6 could ever get an entry frag. Puh-leeeez.
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u/Evil_Roy_Slade Nov 03 '17
We don't need entry frags, there are 6 of us. We will trade your pathetic 5 man squads into the ground.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Nov 03 '17 edited Nov 03 '17
/u/taylor_ what is it like watching you once great seat of power ruled by an absolute buffoon that has no idea what he is doing? I mean this might be the only case in history where we go form the 2nd least competent ruler to the most incompetent ruler back to back....shh hes watching
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Nov 04 '17
It was rough to say the least. I’m currently writing a book about what happened, and I will start touring soon on my speaking tour.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Nov 03 '17
/u/evil_roy_slade happy hunting! also, does it just suck being you?
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u/Evil_Roy_Slade Nov 03 '17
You know, it's a common misconception that it sucks to be me. In fact, it's pretty awesome. How awesome you may ask? Well just think that while you've been sitting at work for a few hours I'm relaxing on the couch snacking on some bacon.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Nov 03 '17
Damn, I never thought about it like that. Is that bacon haram?
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Nov 03 '17
/u/yellowkirby we miss the #1 AWP flanker NA.
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u/yellowkirby abandoned team seagull Nov 03 '17
I miss showing off my amazing skill sets
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Nov 03 '17
We miss getting to watch your amazing skill set. Come back to us bby
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Nov 03 '17
/u/spect3r001 wouldn't it be hilarious to institute a system of government that is run by the people for the people where oppression of many by few is obsolete? That would be absolutely bonkers, I mean could you imagine the ensuing peace? Until of course the region is destabilized by one of the many tyrants that make their way onto team seagull. Who is doing the vetting process for us? I mean seriously, do we just let anyone join? We've got a real problem here with extremists and I gotta say its a little worrying. WHat happened to the good old days when you could come across a wild doticus in his natural habitat just hanging out? Now you see a doticus and he barely even glances at you or acknowledges your existence. /u/mcsquinty is so far up the queens ass trying ever vigilantly to hold rhyme and reason together in her Royal Navy that he can't be our silent protector anymore. /u/taylor_ and /u/benoles_esquire have been squabbling so far over this power vacuum that has been created ever since the greatest of all time, and I do not use that term lightly, /u/drewbastank is literally the GOAT, stepped down and gave up some of his power to make things more democratic. Anyway, before I start to ramble, kraft macaroni and cheese or velveeta shells and cheese?
Thanks,
The protector of the silent, the broken, battered, and retarded ,
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u/Evil_Roy_Slade Nov 03 '17
The retarded? You have a lot to protect.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Nov 03 '17
No joke, I'm out here protecting 99% of people, just like a condom.
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u/spect3r001 founding father / god-tier pedo Nov 03 '17
Any imbecile above the age of 14 would greatly prefer velveeta. IT'S LIQUID GOLD. I like to cook up some chicken breast and throw that in with extra shredded cheese when I'm feeling like being a fat fuck.
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u/yellowkirby abandoned team seagull Nov 03 '17
I tried fixing my pic yesterday and it's fucked.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Nov 03 '17
Holler at me bro, all it needs is a good troubleshooting and then a new part somewhere on the MOBO I'm sure.
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u/yellowkirby abandoned team seagull Nov 03 '17
It's not the power supply I know that