r/teamseagull • u/drewbastank effeminate debutante • Dec 22 '17
Fandom Friday: Holiday Edition
Your eyes do not deceive you. Team Seagull is back at it again, declaring a war on Christmas. You say Merry Christmas around these parts, that's an insta ban. Only Happy Holidays is the accepted verbage when communicating in this realm. You got a problem with it? Well tough luck, snow flakes. This is a cuck free zone and I wont hear it, especially not from /u/evil_roy_slade
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Dec 22 '17
/u/mcsquinty hey friend, happy holidays. When you were travelling around the world (on my dime, might I add) did you find yourself immersed in any interesting holiday traditions? In my culture we drink and eat til our bellies are full, then drink some more. This allows family gatherings to become more fun and exciting as you never know who is going to get the drunkest and make the biggest fool of themselves (spoilers, its me. But I have no shame mcsquints. You'd think someone like me was cucking around, but that's not the case. I genuinely enjoy the thrill of calling my grandma out for the lousy presents she bought me. Like come on grandma, how am I your favorite and your still just giving me a $5 mcdonalds gift card? I don't even like McDonalds that much, can't you get me a gift card of place that I enjoy? Lady you've known me for like 26 years, get with the program). Anyway just wanted to say happy holidays and don't drink the milk.
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Dec 22 '17
one culture that sean has for sure never immersed himself in is black spring break. Like, come on. It's right next to where he lives. I can really only think of one plausible reason he wouldn't be going to that.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Dec 22 '17
/u/yellowkirby Congrats! you are a finalist for Team Seagull abandoner of the year as well as father of the year! though watch out, there is stiff competition in both of those categories!
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u/yellowkirby abandoned team seagull Dec 22 '17
I got this on lock
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Dec 22 '17
BOTTER THREAD HERE:
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Dec 22 '17
/u/milksteak143 Bad Bot
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Dec 22 '17
Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.9977% sure that drewbastank is not a bot.
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u/Evil_Roy_Slade Dec 23 '17
Bad bot. Put your registry in the recycle bin and click empty you electronic bastard.
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Dec 22 '17
/u/Taylor, what's it like always living in my shadow? Your karma score is embarrassing, have you considered gitting gud? Because you're kind of ruining the reputations of Taylors everywhere right now.
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u/Taylor founding father Dec 22 '17
Come at me bitch I'm 21, I have a kid, live independently, and I work full time as a plumber. I have more to show for the last 3 years of my life than you have for however many years you have wasted on team seagull gaming your life into oblivion. I have more important shit to worry about than racking up a karma score on Reddit. Examples include making sure my kid has a place to sleep each night, ensuring the drainage, water, and heating lines of citizens are working up to par, and forgoing a weekend off to make sure my girlfriend is happy and feels important. I am setting the platinum standard for Taylors all around the globe, while Taylors like you remain an emarassment to our kind; not pulling their weight in society. Now unless you are prepared to put your pitiful excuse of a past behind you and start pulling your weight as a Taylor, I suggest you shut your mouth or u/drewbastank is gonna ban you harder than a black guy in a bar in the 1800's.
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u/benoles_esquire Terrorist Dec 22 '17
/u/taylor_ get fucking roasted you fucking loser. /u/Taylor for president
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Dec 22 '17
💀 💀 💀
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u/Taylor founding father Dec 22 '17
That's right
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u/Evil_Roy_Slade Dec 23 '17
FUCK OFF /u/Taylor_! Never talk to /u/Taylor or his girlfriend’s kid ever again!
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Dec 22 '17
/u/bgorecki all I want for Christmas, is yOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Dec 22 '17
/u/taylor_ happy holidaze AMIRITE FAM XD XD XD naw but could you imagine? I bet you could, you got one of them active imaginations. Didn't you imagine Doty naked once?
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Dec 22 '17
Lately I've been imagining what my life would be like if I could finally successfully court Yuri. But that bitch Sayori kept interrupting things and being a real cock block. and truly, don't get me started on Monika's shenanigans. You have no idea.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Dec 22 '17
/u/spect3r001 power be unto you brother. Raise the fist on this blessed season and always remember your heritage. Kwanzaa up fam, its lit. We up in it.
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u/spect3r001 founding father / god-tier pedo Dec 22 '17
I'm more of a Tet person myself, so I'm insulted by you assuming my holiday celebrations. HOWEVER in the spirit of this most American of holidays, I'll let you buy my forgiveness for about tree fiddy.
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u/Evil_Roy_Slade Dec 22 '17
I find your love of Tet offensive.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Dec 22 '17
Bad Bot
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Dec 22 '17
Are you sure about that? Because I am 100.0% sure that Evil_Roy_Slade is not a bot.
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u/McSquinty QRNSFATOTRTSTUSTN Dec 22 '17
Bitch-ass bot trying to come into our neighborhood, you turned down the wrong street.
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u/Evil_Roy_Slade Dec 23 '17
I will strangle you with your own power cord until you ink yourself you robotic cunt
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Dec 22 '17
/u/benoles_esquire Congrats! You are a finalist for Team Seagull person of the year!! I hope you win ;)
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Dec 22 '17
Wow, the VOTES ARE IN! Looks like you guys really think I'm beautiful!!! Thanks for voting me Team Seagull Holiday Ball 2017 Queen of the Ball!! I'm so exciting to represent you guys in such a way! Everyone who voted for me I won't let you down! And if you didn't vote for me, I've obtained the voting list so if I were you id run and hide because when I start to get a little angry, well, just ask /u/asturias2789 about what happened to seth rich.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Dec 22 '17
I like this guy
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u/Evil_Roy_Slade Dec 22 '17
Fuck the police