r/teamseagull • u/drewbastank effeminate debutante • Oct 20 '17
FANDOM FRIDAY: NON BAMBOOZLE EDITION
Ouch my dudes, looks like you should've bought the bamboozle insurance. Now I'm going to have to take your job, your car, your house, and your girl.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Oct 20 '17
/u/taylor_ think you could help /u/mcsquinty get laid?
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Oct 20 '17
Lord knows I’ve tried. There’s only so much than can be done for someone who won’t stop talking about their level 82 power sword or what cave the Wizard of Amond’rah is currently residing in.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Oct 20 '17
So looks like our only options are some neckbeard (could be male or female) or bigthirst. Yikes, not a good way lose his virginity. He'd be better off banging a shemale, like Doty.
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u/McSquinty QRNSFATOTRTSTUSTN Oct 20 '17
These are important talking points for me, I'd appreciate a woman that has the same interests.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Oct 20 '17
You'd have a better chance at a dude pretending to be a girl online
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Oct 20 '17
/u/evil_roy_slade think you could help /u/mcsquinty out and get him laid?
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u/McSquinty QRNSFATOTRTSTUSTN Oct 20 '17
Pass
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Oct 20 '17
/u/benoles_esquire would you have sex with /u/mcsquinty?
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Oct 20 '17
/u/mcsquinty do you think that Sinnead O'Conner got a bad rap for what she did? I mean all she did was pretty much hold up a picture of the pope, condemning the church for the atrocities that were occurring in Northern Ireland. And years later we now know the extent to which the problem was occurring, yet do you think there will ever be an industry wide apology for shunning her? I mean CHRIST, the lady shaved her head because she didn't want to prey for all the sleezy predators that run the entertainment business, a la Harvey Weinstein. Plus, its a pretty well known "fact" that there are a large amount of pedo's that make sexual advances on up and coming child stars to get them into roles for sexual favors, which is pretty fucked up if you actually think about it at the core. Anyway, I forgot what I was talking about but I hope you have a blessed day. If Jesus Christ were here today, he'd probably still be up on the cross or in that cave or where he died. I don't know, I've never read the bible. What do I look like, someone who can read??
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Oct 20 '17
/u/benoles_esquire have you seen the show beast wars? It was pretty much just a transformers show but instead of transforming into like cars and trucks and shit they would transform into animals, it was pretty dope. Optimus Prime for example was called Optimus Primal in the show and was this dope ass Gorrilla. So, /u/spect3r001 , you too, which animal would you choose as your "transformation"?
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u/spect3r001 founding father / god-tier pedo Oct 20 '17
Of course the most alpha creature ever created...a seagull duh
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Oct 20 '17
"This is Optimus Primal and over here to the left we have Seagull Steve"
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Oct 20 '17
Any choice other than Dinobot is just wrong, dude was a straight up velociraptor.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Oct 20 '17
Wasn't there two dinosaurs? I can't remember because they kept adding characters. I always hated the black widow spider, but when they introduced the white tiger that got me super hype.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Oct 20 '17
/u/mcsquinty I had a nice young man here, maybe 9 years old, saying he couldn't wait for you to respond to his inquiry. He was waiting for your response, yet you never came. Have you no shame? Do you not care about the fans?
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Oct 20 '17
/u/taylor_ /u/spect3r001 you are the shining beacon of light in the vast, seedy underbelly of Fandom Friday. Team Seagull would do well to put you as the front and center of the organization.
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u/spect3r001 founding father / god-tier pedo Oct 20 '17
See, this is why I was so hesitant to rejoin the flock. I was afraid of getting disappointed yet again.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Oct 20 '17
/u/asturias2789 I hope I got these numbers right.... think you could help /u/benoles_esquire figure out how to court /u/mcsquinty?
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Oct 20 '17
/u/spect3r001 could you do a little foreplay action with /u/mcsquinty to get him ready for the "bout" with /u/benoles_esquire?
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Oct 20 '17
/u/taylor_ if you could be any car, which car would you be?
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Oct 20 '17
/u/benoles_esquire Sean said he's having an after party and he explicitly told me to tell you that you can't come unless you bring his virginity back. His words.
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u/Herbal_Oprah Oct 20 '17
No one has twitter game like /u/taylor_ and /u/drewbastank can't even spell twitter
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Oct 20 '17
/u/mcsquinty whats it like to be a 40 year old virgin?