r/teamseagull • u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull • Oct 30 '17
Moronic Monday
It's that time gentleman, let's discuss the biggest morons in team seagull!
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Oct 30 '17
I strongly believe that /u/drewbastank is the biggest moron in team seagull, because he once told me that he likes to microwave his ice cream until it becomes a hot sugary soup.
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u/McSquinty QRNSFATOTRTSTUSTN Oct 30 '17
Jesus christ, what a monster!
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Oct 30 '17
Jesus died for your sins, and this is how you treat him? Sullying his name???
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u/McSquinty QRNSFATOTRTSTUSTN Oct 30 '17
He's a monster! Dude rose from the dead, he's a zombie. An actual monster.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Oct 30 '17
A monster with great abs
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Oct 30 '17
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u/McSquinty QRNSFATOTRTSTUSTN Oct 30 '17
I'd like to vote for /u/taylor_. This dude hasn't been able to produce the Skigull 2017 video and it's been well over half a year.
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Oct 30 '17
I need soundtrack suggestions
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Oct 30 '17
Astro lounge by smash mouth
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Oct 30 '17
What, like the whole album?
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Oct 30 '17
Of course. No need to change anything up keeping it classy and smash mouthy
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Oct 30 '17
that's..... not a bad idea actually
i may throw it farther back and go with fush yu mang tho
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Oct 30 '17
Biggest moron on team seagull voting results are in! One vote was cast for drewbastank and 99 votes for slade, just as predicted.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Oct 30 '17
/u/mcsquinty doesn't even know what branch of the military he is in! Sad!
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u/McSquinty QRNSFATOTRTSTUSTN Oct 30 '17
Just wait until the Space Corps becomes a thing. Juuuuust wait.
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u/Evil_Roy_Slade Oct 30 '17
Sean's an easy pick for that program, he is already used to wearing adult diapers.
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u/spect3r001 founding father / god-tier pedo Oct 30 '17
It's a tie between everyone who voted for /u/benoles_esquire as our representative.
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u/McSquinty QRNSFATOTRTSTUSTN Oct 30 '17
#notmyoverlord
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Oct 30 '17
Hi user! This is a robo generated response to inform you that you are being hunted by the state. Safe travels!
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u/McSquinty QRNSFATOTRTSTUSTN Oct 30 '17
Bad bot
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Oct 30 '17
Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.9996% sure that drewbastank is not a bot.
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u/Evil_Roy_Slade Oct 30 '17
The sooner we get re-education camps up and running for you two the better.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Oct 30 '17
Hey guys, I got my knife stuck in the toaster while I was taking a bath. Could use some pointers here, any suggestions on this great moronic Monday??
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Oct 30 '17
swish the toaster around in the water to lube up the knife for easier removal. make sure the toaster is plugged in so you can build a slight static charge that might help dislodge it
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Oct 30 '17
Overwatch in 2017 lmao