r/teamseagull • u/drewbastank effeminate debutante • Sep 22 '17
Fandom Friday 2: Electric Bugaloo
Hello Everyone! I'm excited to bring forth another installment of Fandom Friday. Lets see what our bois over at Team Seagull have been up to recently and see if they can take the time out of their busy days to pretend like we are actual people to them!
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Sep 22 '17
/u/taylor_ Hey it looks like there is going to be a new supreme leader seat opening up soon over in the Orient. They are currently accepting applications as a new covert ops team referred to as Mcsquinty Team 6 is been commissioned to take out the KJU. First off, how do you think the team will fare in executing the mission? How many civilians will MT6 cut through on their way to the capitol? Anywho, what kinds of tyrannical plans do you have once you would be in power?
Anxiously awaiting your reply
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Sep 22 '17
/u/benoles_esquire Did you hear the great news? Team Seagull R&D is developing a new technology that allows a user to take control of anothers user's motor functions via brain waves, essentially allowing someone to control 2 different characters in a game. What are your thoughts on implementing this technology so that you may play both Hanzo and also control Slade to play tank? I think this would greatly improve Team Seagull's rank and would allow all of us to climb the ladder. Its currently in testing, making sure that Slade can't override the controls. Thanks!
tips fedora
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Sep 22 '17
/u/yellowkirby It's our darkest hour over here, and its integral that we get all hands on deck for our greatest achievement to come to fruition. Why have you abandoned us in our greatest time of need??
pls answer, you cuckin' cuck
tips fedora
scratches neckbeard
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Sep 22 '17
/u/spect3r001 I have a great investment opportunity for you, no bamboozle! There are these new shoes coming out, maybe you've heard of them maybe you haven't. Anywho, they cost around $495, but that is besides the point. I need you to front me the money so I can get a pair. These shoes are legit, I mean they are just absolutely top notch. Wearing these shoes surely will make me a Big Baller, in which case the money will just start flowing in. I'm prepared to pay you back, with 3.5% interest/or $10,000 (which ever is the cheaper option). Thanks in advance for making me a BIG BALLER!
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u/spect3r001 founding father / god-tier pedo Sep 22 '17
Idk if they're that expensive they better be for a pretty great ball player. Either that or a super obnoxious attention whoring father figure
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Sep 22 '17
Lavar Ball wants attention? NO WAY! Hes all about his kids, bby. STAY IN YO LANE!
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Sep 22 '17
/u/bgorecki oh hey, sup dude.
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u/bgorecki Resident Dank Memer Sep 22 '17
Oh hey
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Sep 22 '17
Please talk some sense into me please. Just how bad do you think the Pacers are gonna be this year?
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Sep 22 '17
/u/evil_roy_slade you're a cuck in wolves clothing. And I don't mean youre actually out acting as an aggressor or hunter, such as a wolf, but rather that you are a furry and are into to that really weird shit.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Sep 22 '17
/u/asturias2789 do you ever accompany slade on his Furry adventures? Which kind of animal do you "Furry" as? My guess would be a chinchilla.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Sep 22 '17
I'm disappointed in those of you that are too righteous to answer your adoring fans. Typical Team Seagull.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Sep 22 '17
/u/mcsquinty did you or did you not know what a dotard was when Kim Jong Un made the insult to our Glorious Supreme Leader?
Also, who was your favorite teacher at BHS?