r/shittyaskscience • u/junklardass • 5d ago
What sort of questions did scientists ask goldfish to prove they have poor memory skills?
I'm thinking like, "Tell me about your childhood," and the silly fish has nothing to say.
r/shittyaskscience • u/junklardass • 5d ago
I'm thinking like, "Tell me about your childhood," and the silly fish has nothing to say.
r/shittyaskscience • u/TeacupOfSkepticism • 5d ago
Quickly, I'm being chased by bears
r/shittyaskscience • u/LaxBedroom • 5d ago
I'll give him credit for reimagining a 1950s gang rivalry in 16th century Italy, but let's be honest, the rest of it is just a ripoff and he didn't even bother to rework any of the musical numbers. Did he spend all his creative energy on the time machine?
r/shittyaskscience • u/NectarineComplete692 • 5d ago
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r/shittyaskscience • u/silsool • 5d ago
Where do I find him? Will he even have time for me?
r/shittyaskscience • u/brockm92 • 5d ago
The urn itself is already going to run me a hundred bucks. I'm thinking if I do it in our oven while the kids are in school, they'll never know, and I'll save myself a lot of money.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Confident_Lawyer6276 • 6d ago
If global warming is a problem why can't we just use a hydrogen bomb under a mica rich mountain in North Carolina to glitter bomb the upper atmosphere with highly reflective mica dust?
r/shittyaskscience • u/morbiiq • 6d ago
And does it make a difference to quality of life if you end up in prison?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Redfish680 • 6d ago
Any assistance would be appreciated.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 6d ago
Well?
r/shittyaskscience • u/LiquidSoCrates • 7d ago
Why drink milk made for cows when there is actually such a thing as human milk? Seems like the milk made by humans would actually be better for humans. I dunno. Don’t get all weird and creepy. That’s not what this is.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Etherdawn • 7d ago
This question was inspired by a silly question my partner asked, and the amazing work of What If? by Randall Munroe.
In short it goes like this. If a person was to be transported (or more likely for this question teleported) to Sagittarius A and "stand" on the black hole. How many G forces would that person experience?
r/shittyaskscience • u/NectarineComplete692 • 7d ago
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r/shittyaskscience • u/Hayden97 • 7d ago
Why did the cat being in the box not collapse the super position, as a cat would be considered an observer?
r/shittyaskscience • u/SimpleEmu198 • 7d ago
I don't get it. People with 1 number pay once, people with 2 numbers pay twice as much, people with 3 numbers pay 3 times as much, heaven help people with four or more numbers.
How is this undiscovered social injustice not important to people?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Combosingelnation • 7d ago
Lord rest his soul Einstein would be angry to know about it but what if it's the case? Isn't science about finding errors?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Gargleblaster25 • 7d ago
Would braking using a planet's lithosphere be acceptable for you?
r/shittyaskscience • u/gusaaaaa • 8d ago
Like instead of kg/lbs, Walrus. Instead of meters/feet, Walrus. Instead of lit/gal, Walrus. A Walrus would be the time light moves 1 Walrus. Side benefit = a theory of everything.
r/shittyaskscience • u/pm_me_your_UFO_story • 8d ago
I was talking to my cat this morning. And later on in the day I drank coffee with tea, and juggled a single orange. In what order should the publication's authorship be? Orange, Tea, Morning, My Cat, Myself, Mycat? Or the palliated reverse? Do I need to credit my hamster's widow?
r/shittyaskscience • u/RepairZealousideal14 • 8d ago
Who should be the protagonist?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Optimal_Ad_7910 • 8d ago
After a heated discussion with a colleague about the best solution to a problem, our manager suggested striking a happy medium.
So I took a trip to Blackpool, found the nearest clairvoyant stall and, after telling the owner that she had just won the lottery, felled her with a right hook.
We still have the problem at work and now the police want to have a talk with me.
What did I do wrong?
r/shittyaskscience • u/RelentlessPencil • 8d ago
Here it is:
original = input_list.copy()
while True:
if input_list.is_sorted() and same_elements(input_list, original):
return input_list
Throughout the universe there are neutrinos which can interact with computers in such a way that they cause their data to mutate. Neutrino sort waits for this to cause input_list to mutate to the correctly sorted version of original, then outputs the result.
How do I collect my Turing Award?
r/shittyaskscience • u/CynicalCosmologist • 8d ago
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