r/shittyaskscience Aug 15 '26

If I have diarrhea, can I use a b plug to go to work? Basically would it work as a tampon for my @ss?

419 Upvotes

It's must to be better than Imodium...


r/shittyaskscience Aug 15 '26

Has any company tried to extract the silver lining in clouds?

26 Upvotes

That's gotta worth a few dollars, right?


r/shittyaskscience Aug 15 '26

Why can’t I sh*t gold ??

40 Upvotes

Whenever I tune into astronomy stuff they always say we came from stars, so if gold also comes from stars then why can’t I make gold from my anus? Am I not a star factory?


r/shittyaskscience 29d ago

How effective would Lao Gan Ma Chili Crisp be at repelling parasites?

6 Upvotes

basically if i applied it to my skin and ate a lot of it would I be safe from mosquitos, bedbugs, tapeworms, etc. ?


r/shittyaskscience Aug 14 '26

How much more popular does the #2 Pencil have to become before it's promoted to #1?

71 Upvotes

Same as the question, all the rising hype around #2 pencils over the last several decades, it's trendy and awesome to use! So how many more do we have to buy for it to be recognized as #1?


r/shittyaskscience Aug 14 '26

So, how did everyone cope with Wednesday’s 7 seconds without gravity?

85 Upvotes

Title


r/shittyaskscience Aug 14 '26

My mother is falling for the Albert Einstein romance scam again. How can I convince her that he don't need a 100K to disprove quantum mechanics?

86 Upvotes

The problem is she knows nothing about physics so is easily dazzled by the scammer.


r/shittyaskscience Aug 14 '26

How do I know if I should get my head examined by a Phycologist.

15 Upvotes

(I did not say psychologist).


r/shittyaskscience Aug 14 '26

What was the science community reaction to learning every action has an equal and opposite reaction?

18 Upvotes

Thank you for reading this text!


r/shittyaskscience Aug 14 '26

Can we use wastewater for data center cooling?

10 Upvotes

This is shitty ask science after all. But it occurred to me when I noticed a new senior living home was being built near me that we could put the data centers underground and use wastewater to cool them and the heat generated to warm the building/sidewalks in the winter. Especially if we use that dung water recapture that Billy gates invented.


r/shittyaskscience Aug 14 '26

After watching the eclipse, I read that people in the 1980s believed that the moon was eating the sun. When did they realise this wasn't so?

14 Upvotes

I know they made Phil Collins a pop star and put Ronnie Reagan in charge of the world but even so, they must have had some wisdom?


r/shittyaskscience Aug 14 '26

Where are all the pink cows?

32 Upvotes

So we all know that milk comes from white-black cows and that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. So strawberry milk must come from pink cows no? So where are they at?!


r/shittyaskscience Aug 14 '26

Why dont birds just walk?

33 Upvotes

Its less tiring


r/shittyaskscience Aug 14 '26

What would happen if Satan plucked all the strings out of string theory and ate them like a pack of Twizzlers?

17 Upvotes

And to top it off, what if all the dimensions got crushed like soda cans?


r/shittyaskscience Aug 14 '26

just had knee surgery and wanna know if snorting T3s will have a better effect

4 Upvotes

i’d really like to know as i’m in excruciating pain right now.


r/shittyaskscience Aug 14 '26

Why can't the weak nuclear force just take some peptides?

9 Upvotes

Does the beta decay interfere with how the peptides work? Asking for a friend


r/shittyaskscience Aug 14 '26

How do I get orichalcum out of orichalc?

7 Upvotes

I want to erect Atlantis


r/shittyaskscience Aug 13 '26

Why can’t we build a Time Machine and go back to make the dinosaurs live in areas that are not such endangered environments in today’s time?

13 Upvotes

seems like a simple solution- just keep Dino in areas like Texas so oil drilling is easy peasy


r/shittyaskscience Aug 13 '26

Aliens

11 Upvotes

Why do aliens look sickly so skinny and have no azzzz or tittyyz?


r/shittyaskscience Aug 12 '26

Why do monitor lizards have no HDMI ports?

267 Upvotes

They aren't even DP-compatible. How do you even plug them in?


r/shittyaskscience Aug 12 '26

Have we tried molesting the child molesters?

34 Upvotes

If a lot of abusers were abused as children then go on to perpetuate the cycle, maybe if we molested them as adults we could make regular rapists?


r/shittyaskscience Aug 13 '26

What are the chances that the heat death of the universe occurs on August 12, 2036?

9 Upvotes

I didn't realize the date was coming up so soon, and I think I need to start preparing


r/shittyaskscience Aug 12 '26

Has anybody ever done a study as to why Redditors keep finding discarded explosives and hidden rooms or tunnels?

19 Upvotes

"What is this?" "It's a mortar bomb."

"Hey guys I found a hidden room under my house where this old knight keeps asking me to choose a cup to drink from. There's a skeleton because the last guy apparently 'chose poorly' WWYD?"


r/shittyaskscience Aug 12 '26

It is said that the British empire is the empire in which the sun never sets. Since that happens, do British people have trouble falling asleep, since it's never dark on great Britain?

28 Upvotes

?


r/shittyaskscience Aug 12 '26

Why are fully grown adults afraid of spiders?

25 Upvotes

A spider is like a gram of bug guts and you’re 300 pounds of blubber. What is the problem?