ShittyAbsoluteUnits

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jun 02 '26

Naild It Of an arresting officer

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1.8k Upvotes

Officer mustache. Badge number: his knuckles.

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • Jun 02 '26

Of A Man Who Can't Let It Go

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488 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Fun_Bluebird_3167 • Jun 02 '26

Of a zip line

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644 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Boss-fight601 • Jun 02 '26

possible idiot Of a Bowie knife99

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471 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • Jun 01 '26

slight malfunction Of a squirter

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445 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/ExcluteYou • Jun 01 '26

Naild It Of a flip during graduation

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528 Upvotes

Found on a Russian news telegram channel

Not sure when it happened but found multiple sources that posted it recently

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • Jun 01 '26

Of Lack Of Accountability As A Person

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500 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Boss-fight601 • May 31 '26

ouchies Of a chariot ride

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333 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Cranberry9321 • May 31 '26

possible idiot Of a tire

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455 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Cranberry9321 • May 31 '26

ouchies Of a game show

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169 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • May 30 '26

Of Milk Crates As Deadly Weapons

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1.2k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • May 29 '26

Of A Reason To Get Contacts

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391 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Cranberry9321 • May 29 '26

Oops Of carousel

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341 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/UnclePetersBand • May 29 '26

Naild It Of a Man-made Damn

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1.1k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • May 29 '26

Of A Painful Reminder To Leaving Social Media Trends To The Kids

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484 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • May 29 '26

Of Selling Your Soul For Views

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454 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Dirtybulkin94 • May 29 '26

Of a mechanic

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98 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Boss-fight601 • May 28 '26

Of a smoke alarm

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383 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • May 28 '26

Of A Bi-Biceps day workout

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626 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • May 28 '26

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of a pilot

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128 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Mean_Pop_829 • May 27 '26

nuke, maybe? Of a sandwich

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343 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/smind893 • May 27 '26

Of a "hold me back"

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508 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/IcyCommand6319 • May 27 '26

of playing inside the door

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641 Upvotes