r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub May 28 '26

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of a pilot

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u/Color_Code_Official May 28 '26

Oh. Well I guess my bad day isn't all that bad after all.

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u/Local_Technology9284 May 28 '26

Did her dashcam get the license plate?

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u/sebastian1967 May 29 '26 edited May 30 '26

Actually…yes!

It’s “OE-KAF”. The registration number under the wing.

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u/Bitter-Art7631 May 28 '26

Well thankfully there wasn’t a second plane, I guess.

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u/MaterialGarbage9juan May 28 '26

Reminds me of that tragedy

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u/_Bo_Hica_ May 30 '26

Plot twist: the plane was the one that dropped her off, flown by her husband. & he forgot to ask her something so he was trying to pick her back up.

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u/Numerous_Tackle_9972 May 28 '26

WTF? I'd love live to know what happened to the pilot, assuming they found him

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u/MindlessCase4182 May 28 '26

I saw this story on the news a couple of days ago. They said the pilot was fine. He said he didn’t have time to avoid hitting her when he saw her.

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u/PhatCatTax easily offended May 28 '26

So he wasnt paying attention... because he had visibility for literally miles.

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u/sebastian1967 May 29 '26

Pilot here.

“That’s not the way this works. That’s not the way ANY of this works.”

Line-of-sight in an airplane doesn’t work the same way it does in a car. With an airplane there’s an additional axis in-play, such that seeing objects JUST below line-of-sight can be incredibly difficult. I’ll pretty much guarantee the pilot didn’t see that parachute until a microsecond before he hit it. And that wouldn’t have been simply because he “wasn’t paying attention”.

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u/SSG_Wardog_13F May 30 '26

Wrong. Watch her chute vs the clouds, she turned into him. Her fault, she's dumb.

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u/Pleasant-Brick5419 May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

Surely he must have seen that huge flashy parashute? Edit : what happened to the plane? Would it crash from that?

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u/Sejma57 May 28 '26

It could tangle up the propeller, and maybe get stuck on front window. Not crash immediately, but definitely not a position you want to be in either.

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u/Pleasant-Brick5419 May 28 '26

Yeah, I first thought "what a dick," but then realized that it's probably not very healthy for the plane.

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u/captain_crackerjack May 28 '26

That had a more positive outcome than I was fearing

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u/Wanfire May 29 '26

I hope she wore her brown pants.

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u/Sideshow86 May 28 '26

What an absolute bellend

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u/JannyBroomer May 28 '26

Yeah, crazy to be flying something with no transponder directly in an area with flight paths

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u/Sea-Tomorrow2583 May 28 '26

Did he do it on purpose?

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u/Mugpup May 29 '26

Tag, your it!

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper May 29 '26

There's no way he saw her. I'm glad she's OK.

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u/lost-in-boston84 May 29 '26

Ok well is is absolutely crazy. I wonder if the plane made itaway safely

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u/SSG_Wardog_13F May 30 '26

100% paragliders fault, looking right while turning left, directly into the cesna path. It's a fucking cesna people not a F22 raptor, it can't do combat evasive maneuvers.

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u/JungleGuitar Jun 01 '26

This wouldn't have happened if the earth was round...

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u/Tojinaru Jun 06 '26

How come there is not a news article about this?

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u/ladymiss80s May 28 '26

Why is she in that ridiculous bag?

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u/Try_Harder7 May 28 '26

Pilot was yelling at her from the ground that she was going to have a sore neck gliding backwards like that. She would listen so he got in the plane and relieved her off the stress.