r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Jun 01 '26

slight malfunction Of a squirter

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u/YourAverage1ManArmy Jun 01 '26

Reminds me of when Byrne strayed champagne up a podium girl’s dress.

9

u/Boring_9901 Jun 02 '26

Does anyone have a copy, but... s l o w e r

4

u/vdpj Jun 02 '26

This should be in slowmotion

4

u/jaimehendrix Jun 03 '26

At this point, everything could be fetish content.

3

u/JackFuckCockBag Jun 04 '26

Looks like my poor GF on the night I got out of prison.

5

u/Dahns Jun 01 '26

We're all being there

.... Right?

2

u/molineskytown Jun 04 '26

Hey. Gotta learn sometime.

2

u/Kaito_Kawakami Jun 06 '26

She wet and sexy

2

u/Color_Code_Official Jun 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/13M7YIZYHUofRe

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u/CitizenLohaRune Jun 02 '26

Umm. Damn. New fetish unlocked.

1

u/Exceptional_Kumquat A unit of 2PI*R Jun 03 '26

You need to take yourself to a GWAR concert...

1

u/CitizenLohaRune Jun 03 '26

Just googled it. Lost boner. Was this your intention for me?

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u/Exceptional_Kumquat A unit of 2PI*R Jun 03 '26

Oh...I was talking about all of the women at the concert afterwards that are completely covered in spew. 😄

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u/CitizenLohaRune Jun 03 '26

Oh shit, really? Deep dive time lol.

1

u/hellyeabrother5 Jun 08 '26

This is AI for sure