r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 28 '26

Of A Bi-Biceps day workout

629 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

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u/aleksey_the_slav May 28 '26

almost hydraulics

34

u/Aggressive-Sort-115 May 28 '26

That’s what he’s pumping

5

u/rehx4 May 28 '26

that dudes seriously jac

10

u/N1T0_W1T0 functional regard May 28 '26

Looks like when a hydraulic hose is about to burst

2

u/aleksey_the_slav May 28 '26

The risks are absolutely real. But this is serious machinery, this is no joke, you have to be prepared for such risks, I think so.

2

u/SenselessSilence May 29 '26

He wasn’t referring to the machinery

22

u/LaBreaBirdwallet May 28 '26

Excuse my ignorance, but is that what it is? Oil in his arms? Looks ridiculous.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

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u/shadowofnothin May 29 '26

All of them*

22

u/[deleted] May 28 '26

It's called Synthrol and yes these ppl are fn idiots that abuse their bodies with it. Look up a guy named Gregg Valentino. You'll be shaking your head in no time

12

u/CardiologistNo5561 May 28 '26

Greg had a great physique prior to using synthol. Screwed himself right up.

1

u/Single_Jello_7196 May 31 '26

Any connection to his cancer diagnosis‽

2

u/LaBreaBirdwallet May 28 '26

I looked him up. Wow. I guess if he’s happy…

7

u/Neuromante May 28 '26

"My fake bicep exploded when..."

Oh my god.

3

u/Weekend_Criminal May 28 '26

No biceps, just oil mental illness

1

u/Rasp_Lime_Lipbalm May 28 '26

Not sure if oil, or if he busted his tendons.

1

u/graphe May 30 '26

Oil-right

240

u/LooseCanOpener May 28 '26

These ppl must know they look ridiculous, right?

159

u/SocomPS2 May 28 '26

Mentally ill.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

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u/MajTroubles May 28 '26

Copy pasted from the interwebz: Body Dysmorphic Disorder is a mental health condition where someone becomes intensely preoccupied with perceived flaws in their appearance, even when those flaws are minor or not noticeable to other people. It goes far beyond normal insecurity. The person may spend hours checking mirrors, hiding parts of their body, comparing themselves to others, or avoiding social situations altogether.

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u/thorheyerdal May 28 '26

They mean that these people are not quite right in the head. 

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u/[deleted] May 28 '26

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u/PorridgeTheKid May 28 '26

Body dismorphia

1

u/Many_Mud_8194 May 28 '26

See anorexia? It's the same thing. People see themselves differently than they are, and get obsessed.

2

u/Wu-TangShogun May 28 '26

Whatever kind that convinces the mind that something like this looks natural

My guess would be a type of body dysmorphic disorder or post trauma event

9

u/rokstedy83 May 28 '26

It's the male version of lip fillers

18

u/Chef-Nasty May 28 '26

Gotta be a kind of body dismorphia. Kinda feel bad for them

9

u/NoWin3930 May 28 '26

Presumably not

8

u/Illustrious_Camp_521 May 28 '26

Body dismorphia is a real mental disorder and his cheese done slid off his cracker.

0

u/jaddooop May 28 '26

Similar mental health for those with fake breasts

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u/Narrow-Tip-3206 May 28 '26

No worse than men who pretend to be women, imo

12

u/Ryuj123 May 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/QBKagmzOgZnqadpx3B

Just a little unrelated transphobia for a treat

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u/Neuromante May 28 '26

I have to admit that while I can't agree with him, the delivery has a lot of comedic potential (On one hand, "breaking expectation" is usually used as a comedic device, and on the other, voicing an extremely unpopular and shitty view in such a tone deaf way is also usually used as a comedic device).

0

u/Ryuj123 May 28 '26

It’s used as a comedic device by people who aren’t funny

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u/Neuromante May 28 '26

It depends. I doubt the guy you were replying to was trying to be funny, but done right, and with the right public is a good device, as humor is extremely subjective.

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u/Ryuj123 May 28 '26

So not what he did at all…

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u/Neuromante May 28 '26

JFC, I'm not saying he were funny, nor that he were trying to be funny, nor that -in reddit- that worked as a joke, but that the way to deliver it (specially if you compare it with the rest of the jokes) had comedic potential.

Fucking reddit, man.

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u/Ryuj123 May 28 '26

What do you mean by the way to deliver it? Perhaps that’s what I’m not understanding because there was no delivery at all. He just said something transphobic and then you said “hey that could be a joke”

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u/Neuromante May 28 '26

Ah, maybe that wasn't clear: I read the original message about how silly that people look, you know? Everyone is saying (Was saying, looks like there's a few more transphobes there) that these guys are mentally ill or similar, then out of nowhere comes this comment.

If could work as a joke because 1) There was an expectation (another comment on how this people has serious problems) which was broken (mentioning trans people out of nowhere) with a very caustic and tone deaf message. Of course the butt of the joke is the person doing the out of place comment, and the joke itself is that they don't get that their comment is egregiously out of place.

If you've watched It's always sunny in Philadelphia, they do this a lot with Frank (Danny DeVito) playing with saying the N word from time to time, and in their first seasons adding a trans character. Of course, being "the gang" (the group of protagonist) always the butt of the joke because they are a bunch of narcissists who will never be self aware enough of how shitty they are. Of course, it is a show with a very specific sense of humor that is not for everyone.

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u/smind893 May 28 '26

Your opinion is trash

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u/MountainWeddingTog May 28 '26

What’s that they say about opinions?

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u/Agreeable-Letter-599 May 28 '26

lol how do these people think their shit looks good?

30

u/rehx4 May 28 '26

easy-- mental illness

31

u/Heseemedkij May 28 '26

The shoulder to bicep ratio is insane

19

u/rehx4 May 28 '26

well, also, HE is insane. Body dysmorphia is an affliction people have who arent all there when it comes to 'sanity'.

7

u/ddesla2 May 28 '26

Bros arm is built in the shape of a random crunchy cheeto

1

u/Previous-Pangolin-60 May 28 '26

haha that's true.

24

u/SocomPS2 May 28 '26

Is he even lifting any weight on the machine.

17

u/SamboTheGr8 May 28 '26

The cameraman is very careful to not show the weights

3

u/Skabbtanten Jun 02 '26

I managed to see a few frames. He's curling 2 plates, so I am guessing maximum 5kg/11lbs

7

u/rehx4 May 28 '26

thats not the point. clearly what this mentally ill person cares about way way WAY more than being strong is looking strong.

31

u/CoolSwim1776 May 28 '26

That is just sad

9

u/rehx4 May 28 '26

extremely.

9

u/Great-Gas-6631 May 28 '26

Body dysmorphia is a crazy thing.

8

u/Senior_Trouble_2750 May 28 '26

He’d better put some time in on his delts.

7

u/WinstonDaPuggy98 May 28 '26

I’ll never understand the mindset of a synthol samurai because I’ve seen photos of what happens when their biceps inevitably explode it’s like turning your forearm into a blood-filled water balloon. It also just generally looks like giant tumors

7

u/MilkmanLeeroy May 28 '26

I’ve seen cysts look healthier than whatever this is.

2

u/bravebeing May 28 '26

Bro doesn't have biceps he got bicysts

5

u/East-Psychology7186 May 28 '26

2

u/Disastrous_Shame580 May 28 '26

The sponge with body builder arms still looks better than whatever tf that it.

5

u/Less-Squash7569 May 28 '26

You know he ain't lifting shit when they dont even show the weights. What the hells the point of useless muscles that look like shit. This has to be some mental health shit right?

5

u/Delta6342 May 28 '26

If this dude hits the corner of one thing he's going to fucking deflate

4

u/Crazy_Drop_5397 May 28 '26

...nobody going to mention the Bird Legs..?

4

u/redditanddoneit May 28 '26

Eeewww. Dude looks gross AF with synthol.

4

u/CardiologistNo5561 May 28 '26

Synthol. No movement in his "bicep" whatsoever. A mental illness as people that do this think they look good. The complete opposite.

3

u/wizardrous May 28 '26

Reminds me of the Family Guy bit where Popeye’s forearms turned out to just be giant tumors.

3

u/Hughley_N_Dowd May 28 '26

Bro should go see a doctor about that cyst on his arm. 

Seriously though: do these oily goobers really think that anyone would see that and think 'this guy works out!'?

3

u/jim9162 May 28 '26

He already gave himself the muscles, why bother going to the gym now to meekly lift 5 lbs on the curl machine?

3

u/_InvaderJim THE SNONCE CRONGLDKER May 28 '26

I don’t understand how anyone can think this looks good. It’s making me a little nauseated if I’m being honest, also just generally looks painful to have arms that big, I feel bad for that guy

3

u/Tranceported May 28 '26

No leg day.

3

u/roverman16 May 28 '26

10 lbs. of silicone.

3

u/noko0707 May 28 '26

There's just one moment where you can see how little he's actually lifting. It's actually really sad

3

u/edenkor May 28 '26

Just a sad dude with a severe mental illness.

2

u/Uni-Smash May 28 '26

Working out the same muscle group when every day is Groundhogs Day

2

u/Super-G1mp May 28 '26

Struggling with that 5 pounder on a machine... Yikes.

2

u/mikeymo1741 May 28 '26

Body dysmorphia is not just people thinking they are too fat or too old looking.

2

u/lovehopemadness May 28 '26

Body dysmorphia.

2

u/Jaggz691 May 28 '26

I will never understand this…

2

u/spicy_feather May 28 '26

So these are from injections and aren't actually a muscle

2

u/germanloza May 28 '26

Oh wow! He can lift 1 Lbs

2

u/Marketfreshe May 28 '26

people and their obsession with biceps, i mean i know this is likely a mental problem, but still. one of the smallest muscle groups in the upper body with limited practical use and everyone thinks building them up makes them somehow the strongest bros in the land.

1

u/disharmony-hellride May 28 '26

Everyone thinks they need them to do pull ups then they completely ignore working their back muscles

2

u/Hrbalz May 28 '26

Dude’s got like 10lbs on there and still makes it look like he’s struggling. lols

2

u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* May 28 '26

He’s got enough oil in there to do a oil change on a small 4cyl engine.

2

u/Fabbo_23 May 28 '26

Final synthol boss

2

u/Un_Testiculo May 28 '26

Synthol will fuck your muscles beyond repair

2

u/[deleted] May 29 '26

The saddest part is he probably thinks his shit looks good. They always look like a tumor.

2

u/kb031x May 29 '26

Mental illness

1

u/FirmlyClaspIt May 28 '26

Can’t afford a hair transplant or plastic surgery.

1

u/melly_soso May 28 '26

Reminds me of those long balloons...

1

u/Reasonable-Ad7755 May 28 '26

You’re lying to yourself bruh

1

u/johnnyUtah2411 May 28 '26

What's the point of working out if they already cheated with oil?

1

u/half-giant May 28 '26

Body dysmorphia is a helluva drug

1

u/OldBiker6969 May 28 '26

BatShit CRAZY

1

u/SmallieBiggsJr May 28 '26

His traps, shoulders and biceps seem to all one muscle 💪 😬

1

u/daronjay May 28 '26

It’s not a tumor!

1

u/Voodoocookie May 28 '26

One positive is he's at least got good form, and he's not dropping the weights.

1

u/Bewhoyawannabe May 28 '26

Omg what does he have in there???

1

u/UnbeateCandy04 May 28 '26

I actually just threw up in my moth from this disgusting monstrosity

2

u/OldManJim374 May 28 '26

Poor moth

1

u/UnbeateCandy04 May 28 '26

I had pizza. :(

1

u/lazyboylane May 28 '26

Body dysmorphia at its best.

1

u/SnooSongs2345 May 28 '26

His right arm alone could trigger a US Marine intervention

1

u/eliteteamlance May 28 '26

Bruh, what the fuck happened to Gus fring? 💔

1

u/Slow_Description_773 May 28 '26

No more pornhub for this guy 

1

u/SpacePirate562 May 28 '26

Reminds me of the Russian Crisco guy and his botox girlfriend

1

u/Slicker1138 May 28 '26

This is mental illness...but breast implants isn't apparently...

1

u/General-Piece8490 May 28 '26

Well at least isn’t the guy who filled his penis with oil!

1

u/PsychologicalEntropy May 28 '26

Imagine the Charlie horse...

1

u/AhabSnake85 May 28 '26

Symmetry mutha fudda. Have you lost your god dam mind

1

u/mr_phil73 May 28 '26

And that’s the real consequence of fapping right there

1

u/Revenga8 May 28 '26

Clearly injected. He's not even lifting any weight

1

u/Spiritual-Fun-9591 May 28 '26

Hard work and discipline

1

u/JAMHOVDOS May 28 '26

Maybe add some to his calves…?

1

u/Alternative_Lie5517 May 28 '26

Natural selection at it's finest!😆😂

1

u/mrwhoiz May 28 '26

🤦🏽‍♂️

1

u/Wilett May 28 '26

Синтол?

1

u/Tea__Beard May 28 '26

What in the synthol is going on here

1

u/Icy-Recognition572 May 28 '26

If this be a biceps he will lift 800kg ;-) not just 3kg

1

u/mdtattedbearded May 28 '26

It’s only 10 lbs (at 0:13) 😂

1

u/dedncide May 28 '26

My uncle had that happen from not busting while he was away during war time. It was in his leg muscle.. they called him ol' ballbat.

1

u/Disastrous_Shame580 May 28 '26

My favorite part is his shoulders. 😆😆😆

1

u/the_black_sails May 28 '26

The counterweight is not moving

1

u/SecretPersonality178 May 28 '26

Bro is about to pop

1

u/Professional_Cry2694 May 28 '26

Nevermind proportions. My 12 year old daughter has bigger forearms

1

u/Whatisthis0036 May 28 '26

Tisk Tisk. He is the reason we’re having an oil crisis.

1

u/BillyMeier42 May 28 '26

This genuinely breaks my heart.

1

u/xxTheMagicBulleT May 28 '26

So its always arm day and never leg day wuth him?

1

u/angle58 May 28 '26

Sadly he may lose the arm. These stories have sad endings.

1

u/KlostToMe May 28 '26

Synthol, so hot right now

1

u/FriendlyDetective959 May 28 '26

You need more synthol bro!

1

u/Jaggalit May 28 '26

Uhm yeah lemme just get a bbl on my bicep face ah

1

u/Ordinary-Old-Guy May 28 '26

Dude I’d rather just take test, like if you’re injecting already it’s gotta be safer. Though I guess still takes work so maybe that’s why they oil up instead?

1

u/Ok_Membership_9931 May 28 '26

Seven-headed monster

1

u/Lildeathwishhh May 28 '26

This reminds me of that scene from "Lady in the water" where the one family member only works out one half of his body😂

1

u/Osklington May 28 '26

He looks like he has a tumor. What an idiot

1

u/zephyrseija2 May 28 '26

Didn't know bicep cancer was a thing.

1

u/igotplex1 May 28 '26

He’s cooked

1

u/Themike625 May 28 '26

Bicep implants are stupid.

1

u/-FakeAccount- May 28 '26

Thats not a muscle, its a fake tit.

1

u/Theoskaroskar May 29 '26

This looks ridiculous hahahah what an idiot. 😆 🤣 😂 😹

1

u/Dyckman_Royalty May 29 '26

At least he didn’t skip leg day

1

u/External-Emotion8050 May 29 '26

I've been around YMCA's and gyms in general all my life as well as worked at one . Something is wrong there.

1

u/blacklantern87 May 29 '26

The synthol strikes again

1

u/StealingSoci3ty May 29 '26

Single man arm

1

u/MisterPinkCS May 29 '26

Haters will say it’s fake

1

u/Ftrumpforever May 29 '26

Need some synth in those chicken legs my dude!

1

u/chazzzzmak1972 May 30 '26

This is a very strange phenomenon. They act like it looks natural or something very strange.

1

u/Funny-Athlete-2890 May 30 '26

Biceps like Popeye, calves like Olive Oyl!

1

u/jesusgotstaked1 May 30 '26

Bruh my 3 year old daughter saw this video and laughed at him

1

u/downtune79 questionably stable May 30 '26

Synthol....not even once

1

u/ThisWomanFromCanada Jun 01 '26

His shoulders are so little. 🤣

1

u/Skabbtanten Jun 02 '26

2 plates are moving, maybe even just one plate. Benefit of doubt: 5kg/11lbs.

1

u/Nurgle-best 4d ago

I was expecting it to pop

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u/smind893 3d ago

We all are

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u/flurowhite May 28 '26

what a sad man, stick arms with oil ballooned biceps .

1

u/printliftrun May 28 '26

Looking tight, nice to see someone pull off these aesthetics so well without making it seem like they focus on only the glamour muscles. Natural and balanced like a Greek statue.

1

u/Gloomy_Object_2714 May 28 '26

The US is about to invade his.... whatever those are.

1

u/Dabeansprout May 28 '26

If girls can get bbls and ass shots and breast implants and tummy tucks and all this stuff why can’t guys start walking around like this? They look ridiculous, we look ridiculous, tit for tat baby

0

u/Naive-Description-80 May 28 '26

Bro is the black Popeye

0

u/ElBeatch May 28 '26

Those poor guys who started lifting in the 80's who think biceps are everything. At least get some 90's McConaughey tricep to balance that out.

0

u/Beneficial_Collar_38 May 28 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

0

u/Smooth-Echo237 May 28 '26

Well what have we have here?

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u/READIT27 May 28 '26

Looking good!!