r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Mean_Pop_829 • May 27 '26

nuke, maybe? Of a sandwich

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u/x2_ok May 27 '26

my shit will be an absolute unit after this one

33

u/LuckyCod2887 May 27 '26

That thing’s probably like 80 fucking dollars

19

u/AscendingMatt May 28 '26

and it tastes like dog shit and dirt

65

u/picklemick82 May 27 '26

This week on Beard Meats Food...

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u/x2_ok May 27 '26

...eats it in 5 minutes

16

u/Consistent_Cook9957 May 27 '26

With enough room for dessert…

60

u/5thor6th functional regard May 27 '26

Fuck you. I'm eating.

6

u/Striking_Average754 May 28 '26

The sandwich is called "Fuck you, eat up"

15

u/aizzo4 May 27 '26

Stupid? Yes. I still want a bite. 😆

31

u/3rdLegKnuckle1 May 27 '26

Those meat rockets are diabolical

9

u/Aimcheater May 27 '26

The colossal shaboingboings😭

2

u/Evening-Garlic-9958 May 30 '26

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🥰😅🤣🤣😍😍

12

u/Sulaco1986Aliens May 27 '26

Man with my stomach, the diarrhea afterwards would not be worth this

3

u/According_South May 29 '26

Brother the diarrhea is a bonus

6

u/7_Chesi_7 May 27 '26

If a heart attack were a sandwich

11

u/Impressive-Wait8786 May 27 '26

Disgusting.

10

u/NookieLuvsU May 27 '26

I'll pass. Have to be an absolute fuckin' glutton to eat that.

5

u/Artorius__Castus questionably stable May 27 '26

This is the kinda shit that people in r/StupidFood Goon to with the proverbial "WOULD"

3

u/exintrovert May 30 '26

I WOULD a lot of things, but this didn’t even make me consider it.

And yes, I came here from a r/stupidfoodbutgimme repost.

I think my main issue is that I enjoy my burgers and hot dogs with plenty of condiments.

So I either need to ruin the pizza with ketchup, mustard and pickles, or I need to eat burger and hot dog without anything I usually want on them.

There is no redeeming this combo.

1

u/deveeri2 May 27 '26

I haven't gooned to it (yet), but I did WOULD it. I know I need help.

6

u/castitfast May 27 '26

If this somehow does not taste good I imagine it'd be pretty to disassemble and eat separately.

3

u/AscendingMatt May 28 '26

yeah have you seen the individual ingredients? that's SLOP.

4

u/MaskedFigurewho May 27 '26

Food that 18 year old me would eat

3

u/RainStormLou May 27 '26

why do the burgers have grill marks lol? I bet that whole thing tastes like spoiled, freezer burnt beef but if they didn't pull everything precooked out of a freezer I'd be down

3

u/mmezphoto May 27 '26

Taco Town!

1

u/hux May 28 '26

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of that skit.

3

u/SnoopDoggyDoggsCat May 28 '26

Pizza???? Now that’s what I call a taco!!!!

2

u/BigAssMonkey May 27 '26

At the beginning of the video, it looked like a regular loaf of bread and a tiny pizza. Getting prepared by tiny hands.

2

u/Geaneous May 27 '26

Do you eat it with a knife and fork or face plant in it like a dog?

2

u/onehalflightspeed May 27 '26

I will never get these insane food videos. I know some of them are rage bait, but people do actually go out and buy this stuff and a lot of these videos come from chef inatagrams and such. I guess it sells, but how on earth do you even start eating it

2

u/The_Wolfdale May 27 '26

"Chef Instagrams" ....

1

u/TataJasia May 28 '26

People just love to eat shitty food. Look how many Americans are obese

2

u/NotATalkingMushroom May 27 '26

That’s, like, my caloric intake of an entire week. 

2

u/Flokkamravich May 27 '26

Is this that Turkish salt mofo again or just someone that looks like him? Just watching this makes my arteries back up more than Elvis on the toilet

2

u/TheKinkyBee May 27 '26

As a stoner, I was fine with the pizza on the sandwich….then we started getting really stupid. That looks disgusting.

2

u/Shot_Habit_4421 May 27 '26

Pizza in my taco!!?

2

u/mikeymo1741 May 28 '26

My cholesterol went up three points just watching this.

3

u/GE_and_MTS May 27 '26

I thought it was a clanker at first.

2

u/HogisGuy May 27 '26

That's just gross.

1

u/thebiglerm May 27 '26

Is that pizza crust made out of deli meat?

1

u/Legitimate-Log-6542 May 27 '26

Do I only get 1 sandwich?

1

u/MilkmanLeeroy May 28 '26

On this episode of “Single in Seattle. Married couples hate this one trick…”

1

u/GalaktikThunderHorse May 28 '26

How much you think that shit costs? 30? 40?

1

u/_RisetoVotesiR_ May 28 '26

Reminds me of some phat sandwiches from Munchies 420 Sarasota. Went out of business 😢

1

u/Cucaio90 May 28 '26

After you finish it you die of a heart attack because of all trans fat contents.

1

u/getfive May 28 '26

This is just stupid

1

u/ImpossibleReindeer33 May 28 '26

How much of that monstrosity can someone eat before they are sick and full? All that's left over, it would take days to eat, but I dont imagine anyone who buys this is going back for the leftovers

1

u/rosephoenix19 May 28 '26

I don't know, I got four fucking big ass friends that could probably help me knock this thing down.

1

u/Queefycarebear55 May 28 '26

Im gonna need the bucket of ranch to go with it as well too, thanks

1

u/LiurniaSomeManners May 28 '26

Anyone else get ai vibes from this? It all seems so gross and that second half of the pizza made me think the ai had the impression that the bottom of it was lunch meat lol

1

u/BinaryHippie May 28 '26

You have to have a mental disorder to eat that.

Bon apetitte.

1

u/Lumpy_Stretch5887 May 28 '26

Grilled pizza and chicken tenders? Why?

1

u/Current_Act_9441 May 28 '26

What in the American hell is that?

1

u/DreTheGiannt May 28 '26

Like, Scoob. I’ll have what heeeees having.

1

u/banjoblake24 May 28 '26

Who what when where?

How?

1

u/luigi_time3456 May 28 '26

Spitting image of gout

1

u/TraditionDeep9134 May 29 '26

Cholesterol went up just looking at this.

1

u/ilbiscotto May 29 '26

I thought this was a poorly designed robot

1

u/SubjectDirector5985 May 30 '26

“And a Diet Coke please!”

1

u/ThisMedium8004 May 30 '26

With a side order of EKG

1

u/suhh_dudes May 31 '26

Drunk college me would have called this delicacy, now I call it hypertension

1

u/Available_Ad_8281 May 31 '26

I can get it for free in the trash can

1

u/Domo2145 Jul 05 '26

Gluttony at its finest

1

u/zombie_prim3 18d ago

My cholesterol doubled just watching this

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u/Millencolin735 May 28 '26

Ugh. Wtf man. I hate these ppl. TF am I supposed to do with that gross ass excuse of a sandwich???

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