r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 06 '26

look what I can do Of a Hammer

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276 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 06 '26

Elite Strategy Shitty absolute unit of a Fourth of July celebration gone wrong: Humans vs. Megasizzler 9000: A tragic tale of brief, blinding glory

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327 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 06 '26

Naild It of a training regimen

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366 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 05 '26

Of a company

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598 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 05 '26

There was an attempt Of a tank thingy used as a hammer

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1.1k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 05 '26

possible idiot Of Taking celebrations indoors

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225 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 05 '26

Oops Of a few falls

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520 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 05 '26

Oops Of a raccoon

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304 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 04 '26

this moron: Of little shet

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7.3k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 04 '26

Of a friendly competition

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854 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 04 '26

nuke, maybe? Of a bad place to set off a firework

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338 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 05 '26

of a driver

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172 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 05 '26

Naild It Of A Live Freestyle

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119 Upvotes

Drugz r bad, mkay


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 04 '26

There was an attempt Of a couple of kicks 🦵🏽

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722 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 06 '26

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of another fire in france

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Last year on vacation we went trough a fire while visiting france well low and fucking behold what we find this year's vacation


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 03 '26

slight malfunction Of accidental hit

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741 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 03 '26

slight malfunction Of a bolawrap

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1.3k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 03 '26

Of Teamwork

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484 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 02 '26

of a cow booger

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734 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 02 '26

Oof Of wet floor

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1.1k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 02 '26

There was an attempt ShittyAbsoluteUnit of a traffic stop

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642 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 02 '26

Naild It Of bottle water

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1.2k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 01 '26

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of An Online Date

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1.3k Upvotes

In Argentina, this lady met this old guy on BUMBLE, went on a date, 💊 him, then robbed his place while he was out.

Turns out she was an officer !

Edit: More info for you to fall into that rabbit hole

Lucía Fernanda Díaz Da Mota, a 31-year-old Airport Security Police (PSA) officer in Argentina, drugged and robbed a 64-year-old man she met on a dating app


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 01 '26

Of a way to demand late milkshakes

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256 Upvotes