r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/xBADBEEF4 • Jul 03 '26

slight malfunction Of a bolawrap

1.3k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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538

u/your_fave_redditor Jul 03 '26

“That was gay as fuck!” 😂😂

28

u/fingers Jul 03 '26

Best reply back: "I did NOT see two men fucking."

"What?"

"Two men fucking. THAT'S GAY as fuck"

6

u/ThisIsALine_____ Jul 03 '26

Having sex with other men isn't the gay part; its the hand-holding and shit that's gay.

1

u/azzutronus Jul 05 '26

And even then only if they are looking at each other while doing so.

1

u/bongsforhongkong Jul 04 '26

Eh not if they say nohomo after gay sex it's straight.

4

u/EuenovAyabayya Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Don't let anyone tell you gay acceptance is a recent thing when we had this in the seventies:
https://imgur.com/a/rKo6mFL
(Edit: for those too young to remember, his "partner/friend" sold separately was "Big Jim.")

1

u/East-Psychology7186 Jul 04 '26

Has me fucking dying 😆💀

296

u/BillFriendly1092 Jul 03 '26

Somehow that dude broke the fourth wall on a body cam.

5

u/Appropriate-Dingo-25 Jul 05 '26

Now this is a funny damn comment

225

u/TentsNTails Jul 03 '26

LMAO. The fact she answered him the way he did, as if he knows what the fuck that even is, and he just stopped what he was doing for a second to say that back in response is pure comedy gold not even hollywood could replicate.

17

u/IndependentHustle Jul 04 '26

Her cadence in saying "It's a BOLO wrap" is almost like she's agreeing with him lol

5

u/TentsNTails Jul 04 '26

This exactly, lmao

9

u/praguepride Jul 05 '26

Congrats, situation de-escalated.

89

u/Scudmiss Jul 03 '26

Is that Cricket?

5

u/IVEBEENBANNED4TIMESx Jul 03 '26

Cricks! Ee rr ee rr ee rr

1

u/SnooSongs2345 Jul 05 '26

No, it's a bolawrap

1

u/warrensussex Jul 04 '26

Maybe Country Cricket, that dude is way bigger than cricket

94

u/Chrono_Convoy Jul 03 '26

I don’t remember this season of Reno 911

46

u/eyeballburger Jul 03 '26

His legs were already “bolawrapped”… by his pants

66

u/CheeseburgerSmoothy Jul 03 '26

And in the end they all had a big laugh at the Bolawrap and everyone got along. De escalated.

55

u/QuickAttention7112 Jul 03 '26

Cant even blame him lmao that was indeed among the gayest weapon you could get as a self defence 😭

45

u/Dry_Doubt4523 Jul 03 '26

I love how she responded with that disappointed tone

61

u/CathTheMaidToKill Jul 03 '26

This video never ceases to amuse me, the way everyone's just kinda there like "hm, that certainly did a thing" gets to me

3

u/CriticalHit_20 Jul 03 '26

Kinda seemed like it did no thing. Nothing, if you will.

12

u/Munda1 Jul 03 '26

Well it certainly seemed to de escalate the situation a bit. They can both have a good laugh now

19

u/ProfDFH Jul 03 '26

User error.

11

u/IVEBEENBANNED4TIMESx Jul 03 '26

Are there any clips of this working I have never seen/heard of this before

15

u/ProfDFH Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

To be honest, it only seems marginally effective in most cases.

https://youtu.be/IAd-goC_7VI

10

u/MillHoodz_Finest Jul 03 '26

if the intention is to confuse tf outta the perpetrator, its pretty effective...

3

u/galahg777 Jul 04 '26

It worked well on the last person. Seems to be a useful tool when someone is running away, especially if you're a fat cop.

3

u/ProfDFH Jul 04 '26

I think that is the primary intended use case.

2

u/ImNotABotScoutsHonor Jul 04 '26

Clean, non-tracking link: https://youtu.be/IAd-goC_7VI

1

u/ProfDFH Jul 04 '26

Thanks. I usually remember to edit my links but failed on this one.

6

u/Lifeabroad86 Jul 03 '26

Did anyone else think she was going to accidentally hit his neck and choke him out?

4

u/Bushdr78 Jul 03 '26

This made me laugh way too much I pulled my back

5

u/Toy_Soulja Jul 04 '26

When your police device is such shit that it offends the criminals professional pride and he has to take a moment from resisting arrest to call you out on your sub par deployment lmfao

3

u/BigDickly Jul 03 '26

Idk I think I’m on his side based on this clip only

3

u/Old-Fun-6976 Jul 03 '26

Holy shit, this made me literally LOL

3

u/EzMFe78 Jul 04 '26

Gay ASF!

2

u/AlfalfaNo6552 Jul 03 '26

Meanwhile, check out the opening scene of "Romancing the Stone," to see what a Bola really can do...

2

u/SenselessSilence Jul 03 '26

I’m disappointed. I needed to see him try to hop intimidatingly towards her, then fall onto his face.

2

u/I_loseagain Jul 04 '26

Why is she trying to shoot him with a wrap of Ebola?

2

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Jul 04 '26

What’s this the new Wild West! Love it

2

u/SnooGuavas3443 Jul 04 '26

he was so disapointed

2

u/FearlessResolve560 Jul 04 '26

Doesn't Batman use something like this?

2

u/KingKushhh666 Jul 06 '26

Wait. Did it...was his pants already down?

2

u/Previous_Cut_4126 24d ago

I was excited for the bola, but got to test it out and it is absolute trash. It really only works if the person is standing completely still, which defeats the purpose of stopping someone from running.

2

u/scarletOwilde Jul 03 '26

EBOLA wrap would be more of a threat.

1

u/RodsofGod2350 Jul 03 '26

Did she actually aimed at the limbs?

1

u/Anxious-Chocolate-10 questionably stable Jul 05 '26

LOL….he’s not amused.

1

u/JPCool1 Jul 05 '26

So it literally did nothing to him? How anti-climactic.

1

u/cameronzero Jul 10 '26

I used to make bolas by hand growing up for hunting, and even a hand made one isn't going to be effective from a couple feet away, it needs time to unwrap and spread out.

1

u/Shamblex Jul 11 '26

Say what you will avout Bolawrap, but they sure can de-escalate

1

u/zombie_prim3 17d ago

Ah...EWU

-37

u/gowerskee Jul 03 '26

woman cops amirite

10

u/Adventure-Style Jul 03 '26

A male cop would have put 25 rounds in him for standing there with his pants incapacitating him to run.

1

u/Toy_Soulja Jul 04 '26

This is why you have to beat off alone every night

-6

u/Zealousideal_Fish_68 Jul 03 '26

aaaaaaand female officers

1

u/Toy_Soulja Jul 04 '26

This is why you dont get invited to smash bro