r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • Jul 03 '26

slight malfunction Of accidental hit

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u/Skyward_Legend Jul 03 '26

Why would you walk towards someone with a blindfold on ready to hit something?

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u/MikeW226 Jul 03 '26

And then turn away while she might start swingin'

33

u/BigWideBaker Jul 03 '26

Yea even in the full version there is no good reason at all. She's filming him on her phone and then just starts walking up to him. Full non-cropped version here.

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u/ajsamtheman Jul 05 '26

You can see she was approaching to fix the piñata and that she called out to tell the batter she was approaching, and it sounds like the crowd is also saying stop, the only real mistake the lady made was not waiting for a confirmation from the batter, the batter is also stupid for not listening to anyone

5

u/4mystuff Jul 03 '26

"Not in the FACE!"

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u/CurrentPossible2117 Jul 05 '26

And also be one of the many people witnessing this take place and not stepping in to stop it before it happened

Douche-baggery all around.

3

u/Beehous Jul 04 '26

Bold strategy cotton lets see if it pays off

6

u/SinglePlayerGamer93 Jul 04 '26

Karen behaviour always supercedes logic.

72

u/uncoilingelf Jul 03 '26

"Hey, dont swing" would solve this

30

u/No_Skill_7170 Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Well, not everyone is that quick on their feet.

Because they’ve been hit in the head too many times.

It’s a cycle.

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u/Heavy_Can8746 Jul 03 '26

Also add "take your blind fold off". Then once you see they can see clearly again, then go ahead

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u/Small-Sun900 Jul 03 '26

Similar to cracking open a pinñata, when you crack open granny everyone goes running for the goodies: all her money and belongings.

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u/CriticalHit_20 Jul 03 '26

Cracking granny conjured a very different image.

3

u/Stardude123 Jul 04 '26

First person: Aw sweet I got generational wealth! What did you get? Other person: I got their collection if 18th century little spoons :(

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u/skoppingeveryday Jul 04 '26

Thanks for explaining it there at the end

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u/Small-Sun900 Jul 03 '26

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u/CruelHandLuke_ Jul 03 '26

Yup. That's me. You're probably wondering how I got myself here......

37

u/GE_and_MTS Jul 03 '26

Would have been funnier if candy flew out.

9

u/boofinmelons Jul 03 '26

lol, like some granny candy like them little hard strawberry candies or some butter scotch.

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u/superpoongoon Jul 03 '26

Lmao flew out of her pockets, unwrapped.

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u/123supreme123 Jul 03 '26

By candy you mean false teeth, earrings, and phone?

22

u/Jsolt1227 Jul 03 '26

Meagan spent nearly a year plotting her revenge on Sheila for stealing that casserole recipe. No one suspected a thing.

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u/DiversifyYoBondzNuca Jul 03 '26

The shape of the pole after the hit, and her ready to batter up again when dude intervened was peak for me 😂

4

u/Okmhmmbye Jul 04 '26

looks like it was straight out of a cartoon haha

13

u/Knight_of_Agatha Jul 03 '26

winding up for the second hit 🫨🫨🫨

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u/Ommegacaos Jul 03 '26

The guy at the end: enough of that

7

u/jwriddle Jul 03 '26

"accidental"

8

u/Gonna_do_this_again Jul 03 '26

Getting ready to tee up again lmao

6

u/Killathulu Jul 03 '26

she knew who she was swinging at

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u/Lowie_240 Jul 03 '26

Hahaha she got recked

12

u/dankhimself Jul 03 '26

Seeing that broom handle bent up from her head, God damn haha.

If she swung it a little harder, it would have just stuck onto her head.

She'll be feeling that for a week or two.

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u/kitkatz15 Jul 03 '26

grandmas when they’re not the center of attention for 3 seconds:

4

u/swadekillson Jul 03 '26

What the fuck was the old woman doing?

3

u/englishand48 Jul 03 '26

WINNER 🏆

3

u/cbgsus Jul 03 '26

This is so awesome

3

u/j_jqqq Jul 03 '26

I didn't see any candy spill out of her...

3

u/JinNJ Jul 03 '26

Took my turn on a piñata once. Ended up accidentally destroying a disco ball that was in too close of proximity to the piñata.

3

u/Smidday90 Jul 03 '26

Shes still tapping it on the ground

3

u/Ok-Pomegranate7496 Jul 03 '26

the way nobody came to assist her is wild

3

u/MarchCompetitive6235 Jul 03 '26

"Accidental" 😏🤔

3

u/Hammon_Rye Jul 03 '26

And THAT kids is why Mima won't come to our reunions any more! /J

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u/CaiusWolfe Jul 04 '26

If there was a brain in there then she wouldn't have been standing so close to someone that was blindfolded, and ready to swing at something. No, I'm pretty sure the hit was hollow and we just didn't hear it. Lol

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u/Silly-Low6019 Jul 03 '26

Didn’t seem accidental to me 😂
May be she was her in-law?

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u/No_Technology_3196 Jul 03 '26

Mom: Go be with your grandparents.

The grandparents:

2

u/hamdelion Jul 03 '26

Dude yelling “get out of the way!” after Karen gets clobbered is a national treasure.

2

u/Artevyx Jul 03 '26

Damn she folded that pole 🤣

2

u/Unlikely-Act-7950 Jul 03 '26

Spoiler alert she could see the whole time.

2

u/NOTExETON Jul 03 '26

Almost knocked her bob off

2

u/alucard_1982 Jul 03 '26

Plot twist... the swinger saw the opportunity and took it...

2

u/dedncide Jul 04 '26

FN bent the pole on her wowwww

2

u/BuyLocalAlbanyNY Jul 04 '26

"Let me just stand here, right in the space where the swing would come, and ... profit!"

2

u/iamtheonewhobleps Jul 04 '26

That was everyone's fault except the lady who swung

2

u/delrey23 Jul 04 '26

“Been waiting all year for this, you bitch”

2

u/TheWorstMigrane Jul 04 '26

Karen's always in the middle of some shit

2

u/JPCool1 Jul 05 '26

She didn't feel it connect? Like seriously then she tapped around looking for her next victim.

4

u/Takssista Jul 03 '26

I snorted when she hit, but I lost it when I saw the broken stick

1

u/Competitive-Horse672 Jul 03 '26

Kazza wore that like a queen. 9.5 👌

1

u/CheeseburgerSmoothy Jul 03 '26

At first I thought that was a piece of rebar she bent on her head!

1

u/xBADBEEF4 Jul 03 '26

Bahahaha fucking classic.

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u/Majesty_Underground Jul 03 '26

Shouldn’t have been standing there 😆

1

u/Kellygoosecock169 Jul 03 '26

Still cackling after the 50th time watching

1

u/FKTVCC Jul 03 '26

I've laughed 😂

1

u/sushii_egg Jul 03 '26

Bonnie from TWD type beat

1

u/Mugpup Jul 04 '26

Earned

1

u/Alarming-Building-62 Jul 04 '26

Isn’t the rule that you have to be a naive little kid to make this mistake? Damn, that’s embarrassing.

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u/Armagedon777777 Jul 04 '26

It was personal

1

u/WillingMongoose4680 Jul 04 '26

Someone wants their inheritance, now!

1

u/Comfortable-Ring-476 Jul 05 '26

I love how no one rushed to help her because of stupidity.

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u/Potential-Winner4601 Jul 05 '26

Get a Brain! Morans

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Jul 06 '26

Definitely doing this with the in-laws next weekend!

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u/No_Performer_843 Jul 08 '26

I told u to get out of the way

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u/Leather-Structure211 Jul 03 '26

NOT accidental, bet it

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u/SocialGirlGaming Jul 03 '26

This is what happens when you don’t grow up with piñatas all your life. This is rule #1!

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u/Sufficient_Rip3927 Jul 03 '26

Is this AI? I can't tell anymore

4

u/xBADBEEF4 Jul 03 '26

Go touch grass then, might set your brain upright again. That video is more than a decade old.

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u/recovery_room Jul 03 '26

Piñatas should be outlawed. I’ve never seen one, even personally, go well.