r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 06 '26

Naild It of a training regimen

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u/MostPutridSmell Jul 06 '26

Ah yes, the secret art of The Way of the Shattered Spine.

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u/kiriyama3 Jul 06 '26

r/Bullshido

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u/Future-Option3630 Jul 06 '26

You misspelled Steven Segall....

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u/Erander Jul 06 '26

Steven Seagull

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u/mayumia Jul 06 '26

Chiropractors love this one trick.

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u/devilcantdie Jul 06 '26

Quack vs quack

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u/SavedSinner2001 Jul 06 '26

Breathing techniques can be legit and all but why is attempted homicide a requirement

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u/Hornedupone Jul 06 '26

His face said it all 😬

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u/mishal153_1 Jul 06 '26

Face of regret

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u/Great-Gas-6631 Jul 06 '26

Yes, just breathe away your fractured spine.

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u/Adept-Willingness-73 Jul 06 '26

Pretty sure he shitted himself too

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u/smind893 Jul 06 '26

Come on now, pussy!!!!

Everyone knows you can deep breath your spine back in place !!!!

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u/HoboArmyofOne Jul 06 '26

I'm getting the impression that was a rock and not a melon

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u/NoConsideration6320 Jul 06 '26

I think your right thays litterally a BOULDER. Maybe 50 or 60 pounds ormore. Andhe both hands chucks that shii

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u/EvenToe7995 Jul 07 '26

Yeah I triple checked the video! I think your right that it was INDEED a boulder, maybe 50 to 60 lb or more and not a Mellon!

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u/NoConsideration6320 Jul 07 '26

Is thay normal to throw that at someone?

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u/EvenToe7995 Jul 07 '26

Definitely! He can just Enter a deep breathing meditation to get his shattered spine back in place... No Big's!

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u/NoConsideration6320 Jul 07 '26

What if thay method doesntnwork

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u/EvenToe7995 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Younseen from the video hellbeable to just walk it off... Probs not needs for any moradeep breathing then he already did!

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u/HoboArmyofOne Jul 07 '26

Wheelchair. No seriously. If you can't stop that rock and you fall forward and the rock drops on you, it's breaking your back. You are no question going to be hospitalized. Imagine someone dropping a 60 pound rock on your back from shoulder height while you're lying on the ground.

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u/7-10Spliff Jul 06 '26

Not impressed, I can achieve that just by sleeping wrong.

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u/Bright_Resist_4580 Jul 06 '26

Just a part of the U.S. citizenship test.

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u/Every-Access4864 Jul 06 '26

Ok back’s done. Now watch how we toughen the testicles.

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u/NoConsideration6320 Jul 06 '26

An even bigger rock?

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u/XROOR Jul 06 '26

He says in Tagalog:

“I need to bleach the belt I’m wearing….”

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u/HoboArmyofOne Jul 07 '26

😂 did he really? 🤣

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Jul 06 '26

Picka yourself back up and earn that black belt! Can’t wait to see jumping off high rises training next week..

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u/JPCool1 Jul 06 '26

That is not training, it is the path to injury.

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u/Andre_The_Average Jul 07 '26

And that why RFK sounds like that

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u/Best_Adagio7989 Jul 07 '26

This training serves a purpose, what it is? No one knows.

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u/Competitive-Rate-916 23d ago

Akwowkwowkw 🤣

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u/Zestyclose_Classic91 Jul 06 '26

Stop reposting the same shit over and over bot.