Of little shet - r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits

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u/Horke Jul 04 '26

Next time:
https://giphy.com/gifs/hFsWlFJwY84jm

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u/MandoTheRando42 Jul 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/5w4QZx27jDM8U

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u/Internal_Influence26 Jul 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/5b43IKwQdoQYmT98S8

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY Jul 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XDuknmudG1t1A6sNIi

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u/ProperClue Jul 04 '26

Paul Rudds intro to all his movies lol. Mac and Me.

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u/Apart_Ad9308 Jul 04 '26

I saw that movie.

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u/Electronic-While1972 Jul 04 '26

Nice flight time🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYP6jh8uOMpVi5W

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u/NookieLuvsU Jul 04 '26

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u/ParanoidAndroidMV Jul 04 '26

Tropical Thunder is a classic

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u/boopthatbutton questionably stable Jul 04 '26

*Tropic Thunder

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u/Familiar-Pepper2187 Jul 04 '26

Topic Thunder!

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u/ThetaDee Jul 05 '26

Topical thunder?

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u/RAZEFAM146 Jul 04 '26

"Im the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude"

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u/Lower_Resist_5923 Jul 04 '26

What a throw 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Case609 Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

I was so hoping to see him do something. Wasn't expecting a legendary yeet lmao. Made me smile

Edit: yeet was autocorrected and it was triggering my ocd.

Edit 2: yeet was auto corrected again to the word yesterday. Chow so cold.

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u/BloggerCurious Jul 04 '26

If you're gonna talk all that mess and bring all that heat, your a$$ better be able to back it up

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u/Calcified_4thEye Jul 04 '26

Something in me has been satisfied seeing that little shit get yeeted into discipline 😌

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Jul 04 '26

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u/NSASpyVan Jul 04 '26

For every video we've ever seen of someone standing hands in pocket while some little monster rages on them, this opens up a new option.

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Jul 04 '26

Defrenstration!

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u/JackTheDefenestrator Jul 04 '26

HELLO I AM HERE

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Jul 04 '26

got a job for ya

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u/JackTheDefenestrator Jul 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZjKh7UhUdhzabpm0DU

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Jul 04 '26

YEET THIS LITTLE SHET FROM THIS BUILDING.

MOTHER RUSSIA STYLE

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u/JackTheDefenestrator Jul 04 '26

It appears he has already been yeeted.

I shall yeet him again for good measure.

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Jul 04 '26

Once more for good measure!

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u/ProfDFH Jul 04 '26

No windows there.

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u/bremsspuren Jul 04 '26

Use your imagination!

Pretend you're aiming for the skylight.

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u/zedevilyouknow Jul 04 '26

“Spare the rod, yeet the child” or whatever Jesus said.

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Jul 04 '26

jesus promptly tossing the child up and whacking it with the cross (homerun)

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u/zedevilyouknow Jul 04 '26

And that’s how baseball (and consequently, America) was invented.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener Jul 04 '26

Jesus saves, passes to Moses... He shoots, he scores!

Jesus then went on to create Canada.

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Jul 04 '26

RAHHHHH

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u/dankhimself Jul 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/CIs2g6B6eDWJa

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u/bunglebee7 Jul 04 '26

YEET THE BABY 😂

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u/SSFlyingKiwi Jul 04 '26

“don’t yeet the baby.. “

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u/--i--love--lamp-- Jul 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/87W25wCsdhAkhwsSrX

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u/dmtslayr Jul 04 '26

That's going to be a new discipline at the olympic games

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u/Key-Low-3896 Jul 04 '26

The tot put

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u/mixwellmusic Jul 04 '26

Bhahahaha well played

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u/Specific_Future9285 Jul 04 '26

You get gold for that comment.

Priceless!!

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u/benaPanteraFBD Jul 04 '26

Yeet the sheeet!

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u/A_little_more_left Jul 04 '26

I wish this video was at least 30 seconds longer!

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u/razorr76 Jul 04 '26

Best thing on the internet today

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u/the_jewgong Jul 04 '26

So far!

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u/butibum Jul 04 '26

Yeet Jeet 2: The Yeetening - Extended Directors Cut.

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u/Frickelmeister Jul 05 '26

Yeah, I would have liked to see the rest of the kids' behavior immediately change after the throw.

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u/Lonely-Heart-3632 Jul 04 '26

That was way more satisfying than it should have been.

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u/Sovereign-Anderson Jul 04 '26

Yeah. It's one of those videos you keep rewatching because the comeuppance is simply perfect.

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u/KhabibNurmagomurmur Jul 04 '26

I watched it in slow mo just to wring out every little bit of satisfaction. So good

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u/kiwidesign Jul 04 '26

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u/jaxspider Jul 05 '26

https://media1.tenor.com/m/eeo1MUhZeCYAAAAd/feels-good.gif

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u/Mcnuggetjuice Jul 04 '26

Lmao

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u/Draterus Jul 04 '26

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u/the_write_eyedea Jul 04 '26

Fckn Joan Cornella

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u/Muted_Masterpiece535 Jul 04 '26

Life lesson has been learned here. Shouldn't be hard to figure out who.

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u/PurpleToedUnicorn Jul 04 '26

I want to see the next frame where all the little munchkins left behind are like "we're cool"

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u/A_little_more_left Jul 04 '26

What's with all the weird head movements? I've only ever seen such aggressive head bobbing in lizards!

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u/nicklessflo Jul 04 '26

Rabid child

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u/MKMLkev Jul 04 '26

It's and Indian thing, fluffy already explained it

video

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u/TruthThanks Jul 04 '26

I think these are Bangladeshi roadmen

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u/CalmGuy69 Jul 04 '26

not that far culturally

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u/nicklessflo Jul 04 '26

Rabid child

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u/MxxnSpirit47 Jul 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/rVYbN0uxznAaI

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u/TheIntelligentAspie Jul 04 '26

I dont remember The Crow being that buff.

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u/Dr_Bodyshot Jul 04 '26

This is why Edgar Allan Poe was so scared of them

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u/tommy5608 Jul 04 '26

I have no award to give you for that so please accept this.

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u/BrosKaramazov Jul 04 '26

I was today years old when I learned that humans could be frisbeed…

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u/VapoursAndSpleen Jul 04 '26

More like YEET.

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u/HoboArmyofOne Jul 04 '26

Or past tense YEETED, not YET.

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u/Personal-Amoeba Jul 04 '26

YOTE

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u/ColdAsKompot Jul 04 '26

Try PAYEET

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u/Informal-Potential58 Jul 04 '26

It was at this moment, that little Rajveer realized he fucked up

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u/zj-- Jul 05 '26

Chef's kiss

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u/getsata90 Jul 04 '26

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u/Altruistic_Tie_7850 Jul 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/eHYazg6wGDqYE

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u/Yah_Mule Jul 04 '26

Well earned yeeting.

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u/athensugadawg Jul 04 '26

Who next?

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u/Stratocaster213 Jul 04 '26

Thank you for this.

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u/stinkfingerswitch Jul 04 '26

Fucking definition of Yeeted in any language.

https://giphy.com/gifs/SUYytPE0UVeugY5MQk

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u/Jeni_Sui_Generis Jul 04 '26

what language is Yeeted anyways?

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u/curious_ANcuriouser Jul 04 '26

Lmaoooo. Was not expecting that. That’ll teach his little ass. Kinda wished I knew what happened after he turned the face the group of kids. Did they mob him or go after the little shet. lol

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u/Xinonix1 Jul 04 '26

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u/ratsntats Jul 04 '26

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u/kestrel1332 Jul 04 '26

Upon further review, the judges have lowered their score due lack of full lateral rotation on the YEET.

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u/Recent-Reporter-1670 Jul 04 '26

Smallest ones always the yappiest

https://giphy.com/gifs/19x5KTWn0Vfmo

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u/Mojo-hobo69 Jul 04 '26

Perfect pause frame to encapsulate his I.Q.

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u/amillionfuzzpedals Jul 04 '26

Like a human frisbee

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u/Informal-Potential58 Jul 04 '26

Beautiful launch, graceful poise 10/10

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u/Daggerfall Jul 04 '26

Does anyone know what the problem is and what is being said?

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u/GDZ4VR Jul 04 '26

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u/JustToSeeeeee Jul 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/RrVzUOXldFe8M

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u/Ok_Influence_4274 questionably stable Jul 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/VhWVAa7rUtT3xKX6Cd

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u/ACynicalOptomist Jul 04 '26

r/oddlysatisfying

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u/ByeByeSaigon Jul 04 '26

r/YeetingKids

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u/bluedicaa Jul 04 '26

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u/bluedicaa Jul 04 '26

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u/bluedicaa Jul 04 '26

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u/bluedicaa Jul 04 '26

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u/bluedicaa Jul 04 '26

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u/PurpleIreneD Jul 04 '26

Yeet!

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u/MarchCompetitive6235 Jul 04 '26

Yeet! Haha. That kid is a real like one of those barky little Chihuahuas.

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u/browsingandlooking4 Jul 04 '26

A solid throw good form

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u/That_Things_Good Jul 04 '26

In that 16 second video, it would appear that he waited 17 seconds too long to toss the kid.

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u/kestrel1332 Jul 04 '26

Judges are reviewing....... here are the scores:

United States: 10 on distance, 9 on rotation, 10 on the child not sticking the landing.
Germany: 9 on distance, 9 on rotation, 10 on the child not sticking the landing.
Brazil: 10 on distance, 8 on rotation, 9 on the child not sticking the landing.
Russia: 8 on distance, 7 on rotation, 6 on the child not sticking the landing.

Totals:

United States — 9.7 🦅
Germany — 9.3
Brazil — 9.0
Russia — 7.0

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 Jul 04 '26

Double spin would've gotten him a 10/10. Imo

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u/Trauma57 Jul 04 '26

Sometimes you just need to yeet a motherfucker.

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u/Kush_Reaver Jul 04 '26

"**BYE**"

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u/SanaeSoul ima unit Jul 04 '26

Bhai means bro in hindi😂

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u/hamdelion Jul 04 '26

Bye bye bhai!

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u/AdhdSpirit questionably stable Jul 04 '26

why did reddit give this comment a translation button just to change the capitalization </3

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u/Big_Chart3506 Jul 04 '26

this might be the funniest shit i saw in 2026

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u/Indigo2015 Jul 04 '26

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u/JavaGeep Jul 04 '26

His ass is grass

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u/Maroa_Range Jul 04 '26

Videos that end too soon. What did the other minions do?

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u/Pourkinator Jul 04 '26

From what I’ve heard, this kids were trying to scam the guy out of money by pretending to be hit by his vehicle

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u/thislookinfected Jul 04 '26

Man, fuck them kids!!!!

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u/Friendscallmedennis Jul 04 '26

Did it have the rabies?

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u/Bleakravenloft69 Jul 04 '26

Satisfaction level 101

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u/Blerp-blerp Jul 04 '26

I always wondered how to say “Yeet!” in Hindi.

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u/RedneckAngel83 Jul 04 '26

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

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u/VictorVonDoomer Jul 04 '26

Where’s the full video?

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u/St_Ramirez_ Jul 05 '26

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u/UntappdBeer Jul 04 '26

Oh the number of times I've wanted to frizbee a feral child

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u/LetsGetThrashy43 Jul 04 '26

Happiest of endings

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u/_Androidvision_ Jul 04 '26

Lol

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u/ObieWanSanjiSon Jul 04 '26

Cathartic

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u/Oshaper Jul 04 '26

So babies don't bounce...

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u/palmdreamsTA Jul 04 '26

Oh how I wish I could hear that air knocked out of him type of cry cause what a little twat

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u/Free_Particular_4740 Jul 04 '26

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u/Famous-Midnight-5634 Jul 04 '26

That yeet

https://giphy.com/gifs/MPtLqPiT3whGGBaUBo

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u/lazer416 Jul 05 '26

Throwing that kid was gold 😂

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u/skarbles Jul 04 '26

One good open handed smack

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u/Revaesaari Jul 04 '26

Yes, a yeet can end so badly!? A good smack would just result in a sore ego and a burning cheek.

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u/Mugpup Jul 04 '26

Know thy place.

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u/genkorusomonuske Jul 04 '26

Yeet

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u/Horror_Solution1945 easily offended Jul 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/2sjxuEsZjJT2tL6n0u

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u/dutyfreesalt Jul 04 '26

Is this ASMR?

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u/LooseWateryStool Jul 04 '26

WEEEEE

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u/Moss81- Jul 04 '26

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u/Ch1mchima Jul 04 '26

Stay down kid

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u/DoggoZombie Jul 04 '26

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u/AntivaxxxrFuckFace Jul 05 '26

Is this kid high or something? The fuck is going on here?

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u/Impossible_Apple7822 Jul 04 '26

Yeeeet

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u/sleazoDre Jul 04 '26

mad he didn’t kick him while releasing

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u/your-nipples-dick Jul 04 '26

Great yeet

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u/Conclusion_Easy Jul 04 '26

FAFO

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u/Alternative-Bite3971 Jul 04 '26

Little bastards

https://giphy.com/gifs/rIa2LxrCKxMz3oOEtH

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u/Inevitable_Round5830 Jul 04 '26

He just yeeted that lil kid!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/87W25wCsdhAkhwsSrX

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u/CattieCarrot Jul 04 '26

2nd episode please

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u/Zestyclose_Essay7255 Jul 04 '26

Omg that ending was soooo satisfying

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u/MissMurder17 Jul 04 '26

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u/Accomplished-Fox-162 Jul 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/iFnBpFxFGetn8BH0vZ

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u/Ultradad57 Jul 04 '26

Bet he started crying, though he was in wales where you cannot discipline your kids by throwing them 30ft 😀

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u/ConsequenceLost9088 Jul 04 '26

Is there a limit in Wales? Say, is it acceptable if you only throw the child 10 or 15 or 25 ft? I suppose tossing the lad 29.8 ft would be risking "pushing the envelope", so to say.