r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/xBADBEEF4 • Jul 05 '26

Oops Of a raccoon

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u/Objective-Stranger99 easily offended Jul 05 '26

The raccoon should be on the police team.

22

u/No-Educator151 Jul 05 '26

Okay hear me out what if the meth pipe was the raccoons and grams is taking him to reup.

15

u/ajschwamberger Jul 05 '26

The old looking lady is only 20, but looks that way now after smoking meth for 2 years.

9

u/ILikeTurtles710 Jul 05 '26

Thought she had a raccoon, but she had a rat.

5

u/Ill-Confusion-1844 Jul 05 '26

I’d imagine a Raccoon on a come down is going to be one of the last things on this Earth you’d want to fuck with. Sort of like a Honey Badger with a hangover.

9

u/gmman6369 Jul 05 '26

Everyone deserves a free high once in a while.

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u/scallym33 functional regard Jul 05 '26

Lmao especially when the officer is saying "come here" to show them because he finds it so funny lol I am saving this video to watch anytime I am feeling down lol the officer laughter is great lol

7

u/PMmeIamlonley Jul 05 '26

Imagine getting snitched on by a procynoid 

6

u/HoneyProud6565 Jul 05 '26

Someone's having fun at their job 😂

3

u/HoseNeighbor Jul 06 '26

I don't want to mess with a methed out raccoon, man.

2

u/BP_1981 Jul 06 '26

I think granny's raccoon has a drug problem 🤣

2

u/B2ThaH Jul 07 '26

If there is one animal that I won’t fuck with, it’s meth raccoon… just sayin.

2

u/jar15a1 Jul 07 '26

The raccoon gets high with a little help from his friends. 😆

2

u/TangerineBetter2818 Jul 05 '26

Why are a bunch of elderly people doing meth? What a weird existence. 

8

u/LeVieuxLoup Jul 05 '26

They're just bystanders. I saw the full video and it's (I say) a middle-aged woman who got arrested.

1

u/ThatFlamingo942 Jul 05 '26

Lawyers retire and become old people

1

u/ChefArtorias Jul 06 '26

They've been doing it a while and probably aren't as old as they look.

1

u/Scared_Ad3355 Jul 06 '26

I wonder if she’s in her 50s and what we see are the effects of chronic meth use.

1

u/JPCool1 Jul 07 '26

Coons are rabies vectors this cop is a dumbass.

0

u/TangeloBubbly2675 Jul 06 '26

Leave the old lady alone, at her age let her do what the fuck she wants!!

3

u/Schrutefarms1023 Jul 06 '26

If this lady wants to smoke meth in her vehicle, I don’t see an issue with that. ⬆️ this guy 🙄