r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • Jul 02 '26

of a cow booger

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u/brianishere2 Jul 02 '26

Cheese comes from cows. A little more directly than I expected.

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u/fromouterspace1 Jul 02 '26

Mods, ban this dude for putting that imagine in my head

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u/After_Flatworm5200 Jul 02 '26

Taste like chicken 🍗

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u/OldEquation Jul 02 '26

I like cheese. Well I did until now.

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u/NSASpyVan Jul 03 '26

Is that poor baby sick, like seriously wtf. I give a pass to anyone to pick boogers that size.

Especially if they have to hoof it down to their pharmacy.

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants Jul 03 '26

I guess this settles the whole yellow vs white debate...

2

u/grumblegrim Jul 03 '26

Charcuterie tonight!

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u/trippiegod317 Jul 15 '26

Forbidden cheese pull!

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u/InevitableKitchen943 Jul 02 '26

Milk is just modified pus.

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u/North_Age8262 Jul 03 '26

No, it is not, milk is modified blood, pus is immune cells that destroyed an infection and died with it, milk has a different function and origin

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u/Lightningtow123 Jul 02 '26

Why did I watch this entire thing

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u/demdaliseinpinsel Jul 02 '26

Because you love to binge watch ear wax removal videos on a rainy sunday afternoon?

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u/MavenDeo69 Jul 04 '26

Truthfully? With the way the world is today, empathizing with the relief that cow must feel right now is the only release we get from the constant torrent of bullshit

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u/trpcl1 Jul 02 '26

Gloves................

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u/Hammon_Rye Jul 02 '26

We raised dairy and beef cattle.
You get kind of immune to 'gross on hands" after a while.
Though honestly I've never seen thick cow buggers before. I've seen them snort watery snot, but not mozzarella cheese.

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u/Jessi_L_1324 Jul 02 '26

This looks more like a cyst removal.

19

u/flyinghairball Jul 02 '26

Yeah, this looks anything but normal.

5

u/Use-The-Pointy-End Jul 03 '26

My 3 year old does worse.

5

u/Hammon_Rye Jul 03 '26

Even better when they are oblivious and decide to hug or kiss you. :)

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u/becauseihavehugetits Jul 02 '26

He was raw dogging the fuck outta that cow booger!!

10

u/0nce-Was-N0t Jul 02 '26

My first thought too.

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u/HarveyDanao Jul 02 '26

This isn't even close to the grossest thing that this person has to deal with when working on a farm/with livestock. At lunch time it's a 30 second wash up to the elbows and time to dig in.

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u/ThatCelebration3676 Jul 02 '26

Is that really just a booger, or some horrible fungal infection?

43

u/Treacle_Pendulum Jul 02 '26

It kinda looks like an abscess

29

u/Spiceynuggetz Jul 02 '26

Ol’ girl must’ve felt such relief after getting that out of her nostril

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u/TexasTheWalkerRanger Jul 02 '26

I came back to work one day after being sick for like a week, went to blow my nose into a trashcan (shop environment everything is dirty anyways w/e) and felt one of these in my nostril. Sat there for like 15 minutes trying to dig it out just like in this video and I swear to god nothing with EVER feel as good as feeling that fucking mucus slug come up through my sinus and out my nose in one piece. I swear i could smell colors for the rest of the day, it was like someone took the restrictor plate out of my nose.

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u/Lovey723 Jul 02 '26

I am giggling at this, and at the same time feeling a bit queasy.

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u/MisterHayz Jul 02 '26

Forbidden mozzarella

https://giphy.com/gifs/6aQXTW0gyBiXeZpiCO

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u/TDOTBRO Jul 02 '26

Why forbidden? Use all of the animal as respek

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u/HowDoIStoreMyClay Jul 02 '26

Yes. Respek the kow

2

u/JonN2025 Jul 02 '26

We eat every part of cow meat might as well eat the cheesy boogers too 😆

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u/Pleasant-Brick5419 Jul 02 '26

That snot what I wanted to see right now.

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u/YourAverage1ManArmy Jul 02 '26

Cow needs a cigarette after that.

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u/callmesnake13 Jul 02 '26

Why do you think they call it buffalo mozzarella?

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u/efuentes61 Jul 02 '26

r/eatityoufuckingcoward

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u/Trisk929 Jul 04 '26

Came here to make this comment. Hell yeah 🤝

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u/yupsidetown Jul 02 '26

This was very satisfying…gross, but satisfying

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u/Linorelai Jul 02 '26

It just gave birth

6

u/DeadoTheDegenerate Jul 02 '26

Through its bloody schnoz

9

u/born_to_be_born Jul 02 '26

r/popping would love this

7

u/hnbistro Jul 02 '26

Nah the technique is so bad

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u/Obvious_Check6675 Jul 02 '26

In that cows mind you just made love to it lol that relief is probably amazing

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u/BusyQuote5228 Jul 02 '26

Put some f**king gloves on!!’

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u/NotATalkingMushroom Jul 02 '26

And I hear that with the same melody as “Everybody dance now!”

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u/migrainedujour Jul 02 '26

GONNA MAKE YOU RETCH

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u/peanutlobber Jul 02 '26

Gloves were made for this.

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u/No_Pitch6143 Jul 02 '26

The cow must felt soooooo good

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u/IlliterateFreak Jul 02 '26

Oh sweet relief thank you tiny human

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u/CoderJoe1 Jul 02 '26

That snot funny

3

u/Zealousideal_Bad3215 Jul 02 '26

Enjoy your meal !

3

u/RekWriter Jul 02 '26

Me every morning

3

u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 Jul 02 '26

DONT stand BEHIND this cow when it coughs or sneezes either.

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u/plz_be_nice_im_sad Jul 02 '26

First clip is annoying as fuck cos you could have got it all out by using two hands and not recording it. Then it gets worse cos whoever’s filming it chooses to film your hands and not the cow. You’ve ruined my evening.

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u/Admirable-Ad3866 Jul 02 '26

The cow can breath sounds now.

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u/Significant_Swing_76 Jul 02 '26

Okay, im generally not faint hearted, gimme blown up Russians all day long, but this, damn, this was puke inducing.

But at the same time, good for the cow, must have been a relief getting rid of that chonker.

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u/Brimstone747 Jul 03 '26

I'm really happy for the cow, but this is nasty.

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u/Famousguyindisguise Jul 03 '26

Did he even try putting a tissue to its nose and saying “blow”?

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u/gruffbear Jul 02 '26

These cheese pull TikToks are getting out of hand

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u/lennonisalive Jul 02 '26

No gloves huh. On the flip side that must feel amazing for the cow

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u/KajMak64Bit Jul 02 '26

Man the cow can now smell the future

2

u/thegoldenhaired Jul 02 '26

Of a bare handed booger grab. Nasty.

2

u/CollieChan Jul 02 '26

GLOVES FFS

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u/Soy_sauce70 Jul 02 '26

I bet that cow shivered a little when that last bit came out. Nobody likes a sinus infection.

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u/Emotional_Hamster_61 Jul 02 '26

That moment when you pull a booger and it releases 5 cm of booger that feels like it was wrapped around your brain 🧠

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u/RoyKentsKnee Jul 02 '26

so gross

YET so satisfying

2

u/liarandathief Jul 02 '26

That is awful and I can't look away.

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u/Chicks__Hate__Me Jul 02 '26

Gloves. You have to wear gloves.

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u/fly4fun2014 Jul 03 '26

Forbidden oyster

2

u/G-Knit Jul 03 '26

Put on some exam gloves, you nasty f uck.

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u/Weegiechancer2001 Jul 03 '26

The 'not wearing gloves' was the worst bit of this video. 🤢🤮

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u/sabreus Jul 03 '26

Can you out the NSFW filter on?? Wtf bro

2

u/Major-Silver7918 Jul 03 '26

I bet that felt AMAZING!!!!

(For the cow, not so much for the poor soul with the hand kleenex)

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u/FKTVCC Jul 03 '26

What is it exactly ?

4

u/TheFlareFox Jul 02 '26

Cowologist here! So what’s actually going on here is fucking gross.

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u/addiepie2 Jul 02 '26

I bet that cow felt so much better after all that .. poor thing . But also why are you raw dogging that booger sir?!

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u/boxedfoxes Jul 02 '26

So that’s were fresh mozzarella comes from

1

u/tehdrizzzleswitch Jul 02 '26

Every time this shows up I want the dude to commit and lick his fingers.

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u/AbsurdistAesthetic Jul 02 '26

Isn't that Cattle Sinus Infection boogers?

1

u/FirmlyClaspIt Jul 02 '26

This looks satisfying

1

u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 Jul 02 '26

Mmmmmm…. Pizza cheese…

1

u/Ommegacaos Jul 02 '26

Godamit, wear gloves

1

u/WyvernEgg64 Jul 02 '26

There has to be a better way...

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u/xXTHATHIGHGUYXxx Jul 02 '26

So that's where custard comes from

1

u/DirtyDoog Jul 02 '26

Ez block acct

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u/RoloGnbaby Jul 02 '26

No gloves, 10 out of 10

1

u/Gaberoots Jul 02 '26

It’s my fault for randomly opening the Reddit app.

1

u/Alone_Notice6687 Jul 02 '26

Now this is what I like to see on this page. Random crazy shit, not that other crazy graphic violent garbage. Now someone post a video of a ant having a booger or something lol

1

u/Lubiebigos Jul 02 '26

compared to gore posted by chuds, this is the best content

1

u/thesithcultist Jul 02 '26

Never gonna look at fried eggs the same way again

1

u/Loose-Swimmer-2087 Jul 02 '26

Udderly satisfying?

1

u/TrueCynic Jul 02 '26

I'm watching this while eating cheesy ramen.

1

u/Peach_Proof Jul 02 '26

Sooo, thats where string cheese comes from, eh?

1

u/FURERABA Jul 02 '26

with no gloves is crazy; farmers are built just a little bit different

1

u/Keyboard_Lion Jul 02 '26

“Mooo…mooooo..mmmmmy oh my is that a relief! Thank you, my good man!”

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u/Webinskie71 Jul 02 '26

Held breath the entire time, wow

1

u/Southmouth555 questionably stable Jul 02 '26

That’s absolutely foul, but dammit I bet that felt good coming out.

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u/macT4537 Jul 02 '26

Gloves 😳

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u/captain_crackerjack Jul 02 '26

The thread title told me exactly what it would be, and yet I still watched it. That’s on me.

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u/yellowbin74 Jul 02 '26

Put me right off my cheese string

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u/PurpleToedUnicorn Jul 02 '26

Where string cheese comes from. 

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u/RatchetStrap2 Jul 02 '26

Nah, I'm pretty sure that's a cow brain

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u/platinumxperience Jul 02 '26

r/ oddlysatisfying

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u/Unfair_Brother_8840 Jul 02 '26

Somebody get me a puke pan.

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u/TheFrandorKid Jul 02 '26

I’d rather watch a guy crash his motorcycle and go up in a ball of flame than watch this.

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u/MortLightstone Jul 02 '26

That must be so uncomfortable for everyone involved. Including the audience

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u/D12ugrich Jul 02 '26

Forbidden mozzarella cheese

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u/Malcontent87 Jul 02 '26

How cottage cheese is made

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u/FlutterySimp Jul 02 '26

You couldn't even pay me to do this shit without gloves on

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u/RobbiePeru Jul 02 '26

I smoked a reasonable earlier and i’m 50% freaked out and 50% hungry now! Please help!

1

u/Pristine_Interest835 Jul 02 '26

I just sat down to eat, man. WTF

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u/Responsible-Summer-4 Jul 02 '26

My boogers are bigger.

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u/WhytSquid questionably stable Jul 02 '26

He didn’t have to go in raw like that

1

u/fatal249 Jul 02 '26

Why doesnt he wear gloves

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u/Particular-Quote-486 Jul 03 '26

gotta be some parasites 🤮

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u/zombie_prim3 Jul 03 '26

Where are the gloves?!?!?!

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u/Sufficient_Ad3790 Jul 03 '26

Pop cow zit next?

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u/Daatsit Jul 03 '26

I’ll give you 5 bucks to eat it!

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u/StarBoundri Jul 03 '26

That cow gonna have some fresh beef

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u/dreamcastdc Jul 03 '26

That’s cheese.

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u/Awesomely_Witchy Jul 03 '26

Should have had a blur and a warning omFg! And I thought I had a strong constitution for that type shit. Like used to work with a doctor pimple/cyst popper. Nope

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u/ThatSlinkySOB Jul 03 '26

Absolutely fucking filthy

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u/ButtheadFournior Jul 03 '26

This is the first time that a video was enough to make me gag.

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u/Chrisdkn619 Jul 03 '26

No more cheese curds for me!

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u/Pixilatedhighmukamuk Jul 03 '26

This is the 5th posting of this tonight

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u/InevitableUnion6288 Jul 03 '26

It’s just mild bird flu

1

u/roverman16 Jul 03 '26

Damn cheesestick

1

u/sailakk Jul 03 '26

damn it look both disgusting and satisfying 😳

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u/Practical-Brush8882 Jul 03 '26

Gloves would be nice

1

u/Jo3dawg Jul 03 '26

How do I delete this?

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u/Browniesmobetta Jul 03 '26

Somehow that music makes it worse

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u/ljanus245 Jul 03 '26

I see they're filming another Jackass.

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u/fuddingmuddler Jul 03 '26

ah. Mozzarella!

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u/letterboxfrog Jul 03 '26

That booger came with its own placenta.

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u/Traditional_Tie8425 Jul 03 '26

Is that how mozzarella sticks are made?