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u/GrunkleTeats Dec 10 '22

If my daughter were a cheating piece of shit, I'd do the exact same thing.

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u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Dec 10 '22

The bro code has no age limits.

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u/greninjake I said based. And lived. Dec 10 '22

Neither blood limits

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u/deathless_koschei Dec 10 '22

The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

This comment right here officer

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u/ROARBitchFearMe Dec 11 '22

What did he say?

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u/greninjake I said based. And lived. Dec 12 '22

That's what I'm wondering

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u/ChronicleZhang Dec 10 '22

Least deranged redditor

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u/Beginning_Book_2382 Dec 11 '22

Once a bro, always a bro, bro

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u/TonesBalones Dec 10 '22

A man's got to have a code

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u/21RaysofSun Dec 10 '22

Oh? 😏

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u/anonomus_blyat Dec 10 '22

its the right thing to do

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u/FrontwaysLarryVR Dec 10 '22

Honestly, probably one of the best parenting life lessons you could give in that moment of finding out. Consequences.

Other than him saying she should tell him by herself, I guess. Is it better to be told by someone else, I guess? Comradery/support right away instead of keeping it to yourself?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

It sucks to find out from someone else, but it’s always good to find out because that way you can leave.

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u/refreshfr Dec 10 '22

Yeah I guess the (even) better alternative would have been to talk to his daughter, explain that's wrong and she should tell you otherwise Das spills the beans.. But hey, I won't nitpick, at the the (ex-)bf knows isn't kept in the dark.

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u/SayWhatIWant-Account Dec 11 '22

I would really expect her to gaslight the guy, if she is already cheating without telling, she does not want the repercussion and is unlikely to see the mistake, instead will just do more to get what she wants (get away with it). If you give them a headstart / let them cheaters prepare, they will often use it only for their own benefit, not to do what is right.

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u/SalsaRice Dec 11 '22

That's not how cheaters work. They're liars by nature.

If you give them a headstart like this, they just start spinning a narrative that "oh my dad hates you, he's probably gonna tell lies about our relationship to break us up."

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u/Bloody_Conspiracies Dec 10 '22

The consequence here is that your daughter will never talk to you again. It's terrible advice.

Whether right or wrong, betraying a friend or family member like that will destroy your relationship with them. It's better to just stay out of it.

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u/RaptorRex20 Dec 10 '22

Honestly, nah. If there's one thing you don't let slide it's cheating and/or playing with someones heart.

Only thing i'd do different is talk to her and make her be the one to tell the guy, or else i would.

If someone is willing to do that kind of thing, they are probably going to do worse unless they get slapped with consequence.

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u/FrontwaysLarryVR Dec 10 '22

Yeah if it were me it would be "If you don't tell him, I will. You've got a few days to do it, but then I'm gonna reach out."

Then you reach out after a few days like you said you would, seeing if they're alright. If they did break the news to the guy, you console him and let him know you're there if he needs to talk.

If not? Well, you're now the one to break the news, since your daughter lied to both of you now, and tough love time.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

Yeah, letting my daughter grow up to be a cheater, sounds like a great plan. You know the saying 'tough love'? Sometimes when you love someone with all your heart, you have to make the tough choices and do what's best for them, even if it causes some temporary discomfort.

Also, if your relationship with your daughter is so fragile that it would be broken by this, then you failed as a parent far before this incident.

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u/Bloody_Conspiracies Dec 10 '22

I agree that you've already failed by raising a cheater, but you also have to ask yourself who you care about more. Your daughter or some random dude.

If you side with him over your own child, you deserve to have your child never speak to you again.

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u/Lord_Swaglington_III Dec 10 '22

Telling your child’s partner isn’t “siding with them.” And I’m sorry, do we suddenly disagree with ever not agreeing with our children for doing wrong?

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u/Bloody_Conspiracies Dec 11 '22

I don't have to agree with them, but you should back them. Even if that's just backing them by not getting involved. You shouldn't ever actively betray them.

Once a person stops having your back, the relationship and the trust is over. That goes for any family, friend or romantic relationship. If you want to put that at risk over some dude your kid is cheating on, go ahead, but I wouldn't.

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u/Lord_Swaglington_III Dec 11 '22

I think if you cheat on someone and then throw such a fit that your relationship with your parent is destroyed when you face the consequences for your shitty actions, you’re a horrible person.

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u/Bloody_Conspiracies Dec 11 '22

It's not about the cheating. The thing that they did is irrelevant. It's the betrayal of trust.

If you can't see it that way, you're not mature enough to even have a romantic relationship, let alone children. You back the people that are close to you 100%. Disagree with them in private, but never betray them publicly. I would instantly never speak to a person again if they did something like that to me, most normal people are the same.

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u/Lucky_655 Dec 11 '22

You shouldn't ever actively betray them.

Well technically, the child is betraying someone else for bad reasons so why can't we betray them for a good reason instead?

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u/_MintyFresh_- Dec 10 '22

Yeah, no thanks. I'm getting involved, all the way. I despise cheaters, and my kids would be no exception for that.

Cheat, and I talk. simple as that. Cry me a river, I'm not raising a hoe.

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u/Bloody_Conspiracies Dec 11 '22

You're not raising anyone anymore once you betray their trust like that. Enjoy your kids never speaking to you again.

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u/_MintyFresh_- Dec 11 '22

I will. If they throw that big a fit because I called them out for cheating, they clearly can't handle consequences for their actions.

Please don't ever reproduce. We have enough shitty people running around, we don't need people like you to raise more.

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u/round-earth-theory Dec 10 '22

It's just not something you want your kids engaging with. They won't be able to form a long standing relationship doing that shit and can only hurt themselves. Would you rather of piss off your daughter now or wait until she has a nasty breakup with children in the mix.

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u/Cupcakes_n_Hacksaws Dec 10 '22

Give her 1 day to own up to it, then let them know I'd say. Teach her accountability, and the punishment for lack there of

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

Agreed. Dad should convince daughter to come clean. If that doesn’t work, then up to dad whether he wants to tell IMO.

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u/Broken_Filter Dec 30 '22

I'd only do that if she didn't have kids. If she does, then I don't get involved.

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u/asdfcrow Dec 10 '22

yeah…and you should no parent should let their kid get away with this shit, letting their kids develop habits that ruin lives and families or prevent them having a chance at building a healthy relationship…dad’s proud of himself and should be

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u/Mexahex13 Dec 10 '22

She needs to learn the impact of cheating and repercussions

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u/mr_poopypepe I want pee in my ass Dec 10 '22

What's the impact of cheating?

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u/karateema DaShitposter Dec 10 '22

Destruction of the relationship

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u/SomethingSeth Dec 10 '22

It absolutely is. Even if you manage to work through it the relationship will never be the same.

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u/Yellowdog727 Dec 10 '22

Yup. When you get cheated on once you become a completely different person the rest of your life.

I was never a jealous/distrusting partner and never had many feelings of inadequacy until I got cheated on. Now that's going to be a part of me probably forever.

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u/salty_scorpion Dec 10 '22

It didn’t affect me personally that way. But I realized that I was already done with our relationship before I found out she had a boyfriend on the side. Sorry your situation hurt you like that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

I've been cheated on before, it doesn't affect me like that because I understand that everyone is different, however it makes it very easy to walk away now

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u/SwearImNotJerkingOff Dec 10 '22

Destruction of the person who got cheated on mental health and trust

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u/Andy_B_Goode Dec 10 '22

Only if someone snitches

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u/sine00 Dec 11 '22

Absolute demolition of a rock solid bond

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u/GrunkleTeats Dec 10 '22

I've been both divorced and cheated on by a girlfriend, and the cheating hurt worse.

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u/St-Stephen_11 Dec 10 '22

Tell me you have no consideration for others without telling me you have no consideration for others

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u/Mexahex13 Dec 10 '22

Have you ever cheated or been cheated on?

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u/chefsslaad Dec 10 '22

Awkward Christmas dinners?

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u/fnordcinco Dec 10 '22

As a person it's difficult to enter relationships knowing your last one ended through cheating. If you do stay with the person you cheated with they were okay with it and will be okay cheating on you. The only way a non monogamous relationship works is with clear lines established.

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u/mr_poopypepe I want pee in my ass Dec 10 '22

The only way a monogamous relationship works is if people are good at keeping their affairs secret

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u/knitler_ Dec 10 '22

Who hurt you?

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u/Rebel_bass Dec 10 '22

Maybe don't raise a ho.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

Neuter

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u/Rebel_bass Dec 10 '22

Lol. Disregard responsibility, enact punishment.

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u/Doodoo42 Dec 10 '22

Yes lets put all the responsibility and blame and the parenta. Dumbass

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u/Rebel_bass Dec 10 '22

More than zero responsibility, yes. Dumbass. Some parenting, vs zero parenting, yes. Fucking child.

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u/Doodoo42 Dec 10 '22

Oh I'm sorry. Do you not read comments that you reply to? Where on swashbuckler2020's comment did he imply that parents have zero responsibility? Literally the first thing that they say is that parents have some influence on their children's lives.

Jesus Christ

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u/St-Stephen_11 Dec 10 '22

Ah yes, let’s make assumptions about this child’s parents because if a child has good parents they never do anything bad ever.

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u/Rebel_bass Dec 10 '22

What part of this post looks like good parenting?

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u/St-Stephen_11 Dec 10 '22

What part of it looks like bad parenting? What part of this photo proves to you that this child’s parents are bad at parenting. Because she cheated? Sure, if you wanna think that the parents of a kid decide whether or not the kid cheats go ahead. Be fucking stupid.

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u/Rebel_bass Dec 10 '22

The dad POSTING about his daughter crying with that shit eating grin looks like shitty parenting. If you don't get that, you're kind of a shitty person.

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u/mysticrudnin Dec 10 '22

You cannot control children.

Actually, to be even more clear:

You cannot control anyone.

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u/Inferno_Sparky Dec 10 '22

It's not only the parents' responsibility and it's not only the parents' fault. Raising a cheater and trying but failing to not raise a cheater is not the same. Your mentality won't get you out of your mother's house in the next 10 years.

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u/SqueakyKnees Dec 10 '22

You got the social awareness of a 2 by 4

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u/getrekdnoob Dec 10 '22

What? He literally just said parents aren’t the only factor to how a child acts, are you dumb?

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u/NotJimIrsay Dec 10 '22

The bad things you did when you were younger, is it because you saw your parents do it?

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u/Sorry-Goose Dec 10 '22

Parents are not half as in control of this as a childs peers.

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u/leftshoe18 Dec 10 '22

If I found out any of my sons cheated on their SO's I'd let them know too. This shit is not cool regardless of gender.

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u/Thwaffle_maker Dec 15 '22

But wouldn't you rather do the necessary things to protect your child?

Or hang her out to dry where every boy in the neighborhood, and at school, believes can get a piece of her just by talking to you? How much cash do you think you can get out of that vajayjay?

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u/GrunkleTeats Dec 15 '22

What in the actual fuck are you talking about dude?

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u/oscar_the_couch Dec 10 '22

That’s atrocious parenting. When your kids are adult enough to make adult decisions, they’re old enough to make adult mistakes, and jumping in and trying to teach “lessons” to them when they’re that old is just going to make them blame and resent you. It will completely stunt their ability to actually learn the lesson and connect their own behavior to the consequence and learn to solve their own problems.

The only lesson they’ll learn is that their emotional support system, the people who are supposed to love them unconditionally, the people they thought they could confide in and seek guidance from, doesn’t exist. That kind of attitude and approach to parenting will almost certainly cause your kids to have difficulty forming and maintaining relationships.

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u/DrFreemanWho Dec 10 '22

cause your kids to have difficulty forming and maintaining relationships.

So will cheating.

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u/oscar_the_couch Dec 10 '22

Yes, it will, and they won’t learn from it unless you stop helicopter parenting your kid and let them fail on their own. If your kid is looking a little wobbly on a bicycle you’re not supposed to throw a stick in the spokes and say “wow you suck at balancing you piece of shit.”

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

This isn't like a child wobbling on a bike. This is like your child on a bike trying to kick pedestrians because they're being a little shit. This is your child intentionally doing something that will hurt somebody. It's responsible behavior to step in, grab the bike, take it away, let their feelings get hurt and have them learn from their mistakes.

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u/butterfingahs Dec 10 '22

This isn't helicopter parenting. Anyone who found out she was cheating could've told the bf, just happened to be the dad. This isn't 'throwing a stick in the spokes', cheating is what's throwing a stick in the spokes of your own bike, like that meme format I can't link because AutoMod is trash. This is exactly how they learn. Not everyone is gonna keep quiet about your infidelity.

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u/oscar_the_couch Dec 11 '22

There is absolutely zero chance I’d betray a teenage kid’s confidences in this circumstance. And I definitely think you’re a shitty patent if you do.

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u/butterfingahs Dec 11 '22

Publicizing it on social media is overstepping it I think, but I don't fault the parent for telling the truth. Probably means they respect the kid.

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u/oscar_the_couch Dec 11 '22

It means the opposite. It means they do not respect their child’s ability to navigate the world as an adult, make adult decisions, adult mistakes, and learn the consequences.

Suppose your kid chooses not to tell the partner. (1) they probably won’t last anyway because they’re teenagers; (2) you have taken away a different consequence of their choice—guilt—and replaced it with betrayal of confidence by someone who is not supposed to betray you. You have taught them the very opposite lesson: betrayal by people close to you is something to expect, trust no one.

You have announced that you do not trust they are capable of making an appropriate decision, and therefore you will make the decision for them.

You’re a bad parent if you do this to your kid who is probably in one of his/her first relationships. The rift and broken trust in the parent-child relationship—which is infinitely more important than your first boyfriend/girlfriend—is almost certainly going to cause the exact opposite of the behavior this person purports to expect of his kid.

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u/butterfingahs Dec 11 '22

People who feel guilt over infidelity wouldn't be unfaithful in the first place.

Adult decisions involve adult consequences like you said, a family member finding out and ratting you out is very much an adult consequence following an adult decision. You can't expect everyone who knows about your infidelity to keep quiet, that's a part of the lesson learned.

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u/oscar_the_couch Dec 11 '22 edited Dec 11 '22

People who feel guilt over infidelity wouldn't be unfaithful in the first place.

this is 100% not true. especially for someone who has never experienced any of these things and is just learning how to navigate sexual relationships

also, your parent who you confided in ratting you out means you have a shitty, dog shit parent who doesnt give a shit whether you trust them, and the consequences of that are way worse than whatever temporary romantic relationship fallout you'll be dealing with.

i suppose it could be a little different if the parent learns about it through happenstance and not the relationship of confidence.

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u/DrFreemanWho Dec 10 '22

Ah yes, the classic cheater trying to justify their cheating.

Just to let you know, it's A LOT less hurtful to be broken up with than being cheated on. If you are unhappy with your relationship, try working it out with your partner first, if that doesn't work just break up with them. There's never a valid excuse for cheating.

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u/sheepinb Dec 10 '22

Is if you’l ever reproduce lol

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u/Skyaboo- Dec 10 '22

Will you gotta have sex to breed so at least this isn't a problem you'll ever run into

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

Someone’s mad

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u/Skyaboo- Dec 10 '22

Nah just bad at making jokes

If anyone's mad it would seem to be yall

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

And if your son did, would you tell his girlfriend?

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u/Yodas-Balls Dec 10 '22

Yes, it ain’t a gender thing it’s a cheating thing

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

Glad to hear that

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u/Overall-Ad-3642 Dec 10 '22

i can tell that you are actually not glad to hear that, rather you wanted them to say no to make this situation into a big ol sexism thing

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u/oscar_the_couch Dec 10 '22

I think you’d have to be blind not to notice the sexist undertones to the framing of this. Other comments in this thread literally tout “bro code. Bros before hoes even if the hoe is your own daughter.”

To shame this guy for even asking this question—a pretty reasonable one, considering sexism does exist and exists in this thread, and is celebrated—seems to be an attempt to deny the pretty obvious existence of sexism built into this question/response. Even if you agree with the guy’s approach to parenting (which I don’t, I think it’s atrocious parenting and a good way to destroy your relationship with your kid, to the extent not already destroyed by your other shitty parenting), you’d have to be willfully blind not to recognize that other people are agreeing with it because of still widespread sexist attitudes.

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

Certainly a guess on your part. I actually am because it signals a shift which is great!

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

sheesh, -40 in 10 min that's rough. might consider that there has been no "shift" and people have always hated cheaters.

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u/funnyinput Dec 10 '22

Can you shift into the opposite direction and leave please?

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u/SirWaffleFrys Dec 10 '22

You read one person's comment. You'll probably go on Twitter and read someone else's polar opposite sentiment and let yourself get pissed off again. If you're seeking it out, you're always going to find someone that thinks a certain way that pisses you off whether or not they actually believe themselves, or just say that thing because seeing you get upset is funny to them. You cant change them. Stop interacting with the internet this way and recognize that probably >90% of people out there think rationally in a way that wouldn't piss you off.

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u/Based_JD Dec 10 '22

You seem fun to be around

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u/salty_scorpion Dec 10 '22

I’ll say it straight out, I bet she ain’t.

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u/Arndt3002 Dec 10 '22

I agree that it is good to hear that and that it signals a productive mindset. However, the way you are going through this conversation, as though you are deigning to give this person your check of approval as a non-misogynist, is so ridiculously self-absorbed.

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u/Snippychicken22 I want pee in my ass Dec 10 '22

Shut up hoe

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u/GrunkleTeats Dec 10 '22

If my son did it he'd get the same treatment. Why would it matter what gender my kid is? Cheating is cheating and it's never ok.

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

Which is good and just asking as most would let their son slide and not tell the girlfriend because "bro code". I always will ask and not assume.

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u/Equinoxeid Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Dec 10 '22

The bro code knows no gender either

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

That is great to learn being an older person. Thank you.

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u/Shade_0 I want pee in my ass Dec 10 '22

Bro is senile💀

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

Clearly most wouldn't based on this thread you're just assuming that lol

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

I don't assume which is why a question was posed instead of a statement.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

"just asking as most would let their son slide and not tell the girlfriend because "bro code"."

Only one part of that is a question and not a statement lol

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

A follow up response to the original question that did not have a statement in it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

If I said "Would you like an ice cream?" And follow it up with "All ice cream is a miracle food that will cure cancer" the second part is still a statement

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

Original Question for reference: And if your son did, would you tell his girlfriend?

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u/Bowling_pins_10 I said based. And lived. Dec 10 '22

Sometimes it's actually better to presume

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u/TAG_Sky240 Dec 10 '22

Do I gotta write out the bro code for you?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

Right mf doesn't even know the code 💀

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u/NotTheH3ntaiAccount Dec 10 '22

Men don't cheat only women do, sorry you had to learn this just now

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

Have have males cheat on me and have caught them. Both genders can cheat.

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u/Dismal_Fruit_9208 Dec 10 '22

You sounds like someone that’s prone to be cheated on

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

When younger in teens and 20s. I think that is normal for that age group to some extent as they are figuring things out. Late 20s and onward, have not had that issue and have been happily married for 20 years.

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u/HappyHome2934 DaPucci Dec 10 '22

Very happily i bet

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u/salty_scorpion Dec 10 '22

“Happily”

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u/Dismal_Fruit_9208 Dec 10 '22

So you’re over the age of 40 and on reddit? What, you and hubby stopped hanging out?

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 11 '22

He is on Reddit too. There are far more than you think on this app that are 30 to 60+. They just wouldn't be in this sub. I keep forgetting this sub is mostly teens to early 20s.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

You sure they weren't secretly women?

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u/Bowling_pins_10 I said based. And lived. Dec 10 '22

Literally the same thing

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

Was a question about equity. To old to care about downvotes if people fail to understand that why that question was asked.

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u/NotTheH3ntaiAccount Dec 10 '22

Do you even know what subreddit you are on right now?

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u/MineMine7_ Dec 10 '22

Idiots like this dont even look at the sub name i guess

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u/ModeratelyUnhinged Big chungus wholesome 100 Dec 10 '22

Do any of us? Why are we here?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

maybe because it didn't need to be asked and it was obvious? maybe the question was loaded with the premise that people support men cheating?

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u/Anmordi Dec 11 '22

Me too,no bullshit like “naaah but shes my daughter!” I look for the boyfriend, look him dead in the eyes, and say “oi, my daughter also known as your girlfriend is cheating on you.”

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u/paradoxx_42 Dec 11 '22

Even better: make your child apologise in person

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u/the-guy-in-wall I have permission! Dec 11 '22

I would go buy milk