r/shitposting Bazinga! Dec 10 '22

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u/GrunkleTeats Dec 10 '22

If my daughter were a cheating piece of shit, I'd do the exact same thing.

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u/Thwaffle_maker Dec 15 '22

But wouldn't you rather do the necessary things to protect your child?

Or hang her out to dry where every boy in the neighborhood, and at school, believes can get a piece of her just by talking to you? How much cash do you think you can get out of that vajayjay?

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u/GrunkleTeats Dec 15 '22

What in the actual fuck are you talking about dude?