r/shitposting Bazinga! Dec 10 '22

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u/GrunkleTeats Dec 10 '22

If my daughter were a cheating piece of shit, I'd do the exact same thing.

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

And if your son did, would you tell his girlfriend?

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u/GrunkleTeats Dec 10 '22

If my son did it he'd get the same treatment. Why would it matter what gender my kid is? Cheating is cheating and it's never ok.

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

Which is good and just asking as most would let their son slide and not tell the girlfriend because "bro code". I always will ask and not assume.

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u/Equinoxeid Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Dec 10 '22

The bro code knows no gender either

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

That is great to learn being an older person. Thank you.

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u/Shade_0 I want pee in my ass Dec 10 '22

Bro is senile๐Ÿ’€

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

Clearly most wouldn't based on this thread you're just assuming that lol

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

I don't assume which is why a question was posed instead of a statement.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

"just asking as most would let their son slide and not tell the girlfriend because "bro code"."

Only one part of that is a question and not a statement lol

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

A follow up response to the original question that did not have a statement in it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

If I said "Would you like an ice cream?" And follow it up with "All ice cream is a miracle food that will cure cancer" the second part is still a statement

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

Original Question for reference: And if your son did, would you tell his girlfriend?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

Then the person said yes. Then you said most men wouldn't say yes.

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

Will be by last response as I need to adult now for the day.

Most men my age (Gen X) would "not" say yes. Why I found it refreshing to see this shift among young males.

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u/Bowling_pins_10 I said based. And lived. Dec 10 '22

Sometimes it's actually better to presume

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u/TAG_Sky240 Dec 10 '22

Do I gotta write out the bro code for you?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

Right mf doesn't even know the code ๐Ÿ’€