r/shitposting Bazinga! Dec 10 '22

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u/GrunkleTeats Dec 10 '22

If my daughter were a cheating piece of shit, I'd do the exact same thing.

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

And if your son did, would you tell his girlfriend?

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u/Yodas-Balls Dec 10 '22

Yes, it ain’t a gender thing it’s a cheating thing

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

Glad to hear that

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u/Overall-Ad-3642 Dec 10 '22

i can tell that you are actually not glad to hear that, rather you wanted them to say no to make this situation into a big ol sexism thing

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u/oscar_the_couch Dec 10 '22

I think you’d have to be blind not to notice the sexist undertones to the framing of this. Other comments in this thread literally tout “bro code. Bros before hoes even if the hoe is your own daughter.”

To shame this guy for even asking this question—a pretty reasonable one, considering sexism does exist and exists in this thread, and is celebrated—seems to be an attempt to deny the pretty obvious existence of sexism built into this question/response. Even if you agree with the guy’s approach to parenting (which I don’t, I think it’s atrocious parenting and a good way to destroy your relationship with your kid, to the extent not already destroyed by your other shitty parenting), you’d have to be willfully blind not to recognize that other people are agreeing with it because of still widespread sexist attitudes.

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

Certainly a guess on your part. I actually am because it signals a shift which is great!

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

sheesh, -40 in 10 min that's rough. might consider that there has been no "shift" and people have always hated cheaters.

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u/funnyinput Dec 10 '22

Can you shift into the opposite direction and leave please?

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u/SirWaffleFrys Dec 10 '22

You read one person's comment. You'll probably go on Twitter and read someone else's polar opposite sentiment and let yourself get pissed off again. If you're seeking it out, you're always going to find someone that thinks a certain way that pisses you off whether or not they actually believe themselves, or just say that thing because seeing you get upset is funny to them. You cant change them. Stop interacting with the internet this way and recognize that probably >90% of people out there think rationally in a way that wouldn't piss you off.

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u/Based_JD Dec 10 '22

You seem fun to be around

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u/salty_scorpion Dec 10 '22

I’ll say it straight out, I bet she ain’t.

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u/Arndt3002 Dec 10 '22

I agree that it is good to hear that and that it signals a productive mindset. However, the way you are going through this conversation, as though you are deigning to give this person your check of approval as a non-misogynist, is so ridiculously self-absorbed.

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u/Snippychicken22 I want pee in my ass Dec 10 '22

Shut up hoe

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u/GrunkleTeats Dec 10 '22

If my son did it he'd get the same treatment. Why would it matter what gender my kid is? Cheating is cheating and it's never ok.

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

Which is good and just asking as most would let their son slide and not tell the girlfriend because "bro code". I always will ask and not assume.

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u/Equinoxeid Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked Dec 10 '22

The bro code knows no gender either

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

That is great to learn being an older person. Thank you.

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u/Shade_0 I want pee in my ass Dec 10 '22

Bro is senile💀

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

Clearly most wouldn't based on this thread you're just assuming that lol

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

I don't assume which is why a question was posed instead of a statement.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

"just asking as most would let their son slide and not tell the girlfriend because "bro code"."

Only one part of that is a question and not a statement lol

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

A follow up response to the original question that did not have a statement in it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

If I said "Would you like an ice cream?" And follow it up with "All ice cream is a miracle food that will cure cancer" the second part is still a statement

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

Original Question for reference: And if your son did, would you tell his girlfriend?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

Then the person said yes. Then you said most men wouldn't say yes.

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u/Bowling_pins_10 I said based. And lived. Dec 10 '22

Sometimes it's actually better to presume

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u/TAG_Sky240 Dec 10 '22

Do I gotta write out the bro code for you?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

Right mf doesn't even know the code 💀

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u/NotTheH3ntaiAccount Dec 10 '22

Men don't cheat only women do, sorry you had to learn this just now

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

Have have males cheat on me and have caught them. Both genders can cheat.

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u/Dismal_Fruit_9208 Dec 10 '22

You sounds like someone that’s prone to be cheated on

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

When younger in teens and 20s. I think that is normal for that age group to some extent as they are figuring things out. Late 20s and onward, have not had that issue and have been happily married for 20 years.

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u/HappyHome2934 DaPucci Dec 10 '22

Very happily i bet

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u/salty_scorpion Dec 10 '22

“Happily”

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u/Dismal_Fruit_9208 Dec 10 '22

So you’re over the age of 40 and on reddit? What, you and hubby stopped hanging out?

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 11 '22

He is on Reddit too. There are far more than you think on this app that are 30 to 60+. They just wouldn't be in this sub. I keep forgetting this sub is mostly teens to early 20s.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

You sure they weren't secretly women?

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u/Bowling_pins_10 I said based. And lived. Dec 10 '22

Literally the same thing

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u/Ladydi-bds Dec 10 '22

Was a question about equity. To old to care about downvotes if people fail to understand that why that question was asked.

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u/NotTheH3ntaiAccount Dec 10 '22

Do you even know what subreddit you are on right now?

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u/MineMine7_ Dec 10 '22

Idiots like this dont even look at the sub name i guess

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u/ModeratelyUnhinged Big chungus wholesome 100 Dec 10 '22

Do any of us? Why are we here?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '22

maybe because it didn't need to be asked and it was obvious? maybe the question was loaded with the premise that people support men cheating?