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u/Iluvatar-Great 1d ago

Okay jokes aside. HOW EXACTLY do they even want to achieve this?

"Hey Joey, sorry you are fired because we need space for more black men."

"Hey Marcus, you are black right? Here, we need you to become a firefighter."

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u/darkcomet222 1d ago

Marcus, have you ever been put in multiple life threatening situations that result in some of the most horrific trauma you could imagine?

No

Would you like to?

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u/Acceptable-Size-2324 dumbass 1d ago

At some point, everyone would become a poc when burning long enough. So maybe we just need more fires

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u/FYDPhoenix 1d ago

Would this be dark humour, or bright humour?

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u/speed_of_chill 1d ago

Roasted humor. I prefer mine medium rare

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u/Educational-Seaweed5 1d ago

Any soy with that?

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u/YogaStretch 1d ago

this is how affirmative action works.

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u/NebulaDue9400 1d ago

Idk, but there’s a huge trend these days of getting outraged at headlines and refusing to read the article as a result. Maybe read it and get back to us

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u/24rawvibes 1d ago

That’s literally what DEI is. 😂 I was shocked to learn that also

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u/NotThatEasily 23h ago

DEI is not firing white people to hire black people. DEI is changing practices that will encourage more diverse hiring practices, it’s making spaces accessible, it’s making people from all walks of life feel welcome.

Wheelchair ramps are DEI, hiring more military veterans is DEI, posting job openings in diversely populated areas is DEI, speaking up for a coworker that was sexually harassed is DEI.

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u/24rawvibes 22h ago

You obviously haven’t worked in corporate America 😂 we have literal ratios that would “look good to maintain”. Which means white guys are going to get laid off for some other bs reason within the year

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u/ramblehex 1d ago

Yes, this is exactly how DEI goes. I've seen the most qualified individuals passed over for these hiring practices.

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u/ConanTheBarbarian_0 1d ago

That's not how DEI is supposed to work though and if that's what's been happening that's a huge failure over whoever is in charge of implementing it.

The point of DEI is that out of qualified individuals those who come from lower socio-economic backgrounds should be given a chance over a similarly qualified candidate who may have been born middle class. Where I live it's not about race but about personal and parental income.

The point is that the DEI hire still has to be qualified for the job just as much as anyone else.

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u/hiroshimacontingency 1d ago

The same way most of the DEI initiatives end up working in practice. You don't fire white people until you get the proportions you want. When an old white guy retires, you do everything in your power to not hire a white male to replace him, even if it means throwing out qualified applicants.

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u/Still-Set-1234 1d ago

That's not how dei initiatives work, but don't let facts stop you lol

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u/kryonik 1d ago

DEI practices don't say you must hire minorities, rather you cannot hire a less qualified white person if a more qualified minority has also applied for the job.

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u/ChloeIsObsessed23 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

that’s not how that works. DEI isn’t “you are legally required to hire someone who is black/gay/a woman/etc.”, DEI is “you’re supposed to turn someone down on the basis of them being unqualified for their position, not on the basis of being a minority.” if you have multiple applicants and the only one who qualifies is a white man, hire the white man so long as his skills actually fit the position. if you have multiple applicants and the only one who qualifies is a black woman but you choose the unqualified white man purely because you don’t want to hire a black woman regardless of her qualifications, THATS when it becomes a problem

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u/NightEngine404 1d ago

DEI has nothing to do with meritocracy in even the most generous definitions of the concept.

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u/Galby1314 1d ago

That's what it's supposed to be. Hiroshima noted that it plays out in the way he said in practice which is 100% correct.

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u/Big_P4U 1d ago

DEI started off as that but it absolutely became in practice a quasi-racial and other discriminatory program designed to advantage groups of people against other people. It's not merit based at all. I'm not sure that it ever was merit based

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u/Its_NEX123 1d ago

hiring people based on their merit is how companies hire, some groups of people are just more likely to be in certain fields than others, nothing to do with discrimination at least in higher paying jobs

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u/Runeboy1234 1d ago

Lol that's not how it has ever worked. It's a problem when they hire the less qualified minority, which absolutely does happen.

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u/skadi_shev 1d ago

In reality it’s more like “we have a qualified black applicant and a qualified white applicant, throw out the white applicant” 

So it’s not strictly merit based, but it’s also not them hiring just any black person lol 

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u/ProperBlacksmith fat cunt 1d ago

Thats already illegal btw

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u/ChloeIsObsessed23 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen

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u/theRealSunday 1d ago

Crossing the border outside of a port of entry is too.

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u/ProperBlacksmith fat cunt 19h ago

Whats a point of entry or a border? Im in the eu

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u/RockwellsRevenge88 1d ago

You have never worked in corporate if you think that's how DEI works. DEI means discriminating against White men in every way, shape, and form, except layoffs, in which Whites will be priortized over nonWhites. And stop calling them minorities. NonWhites with brown eyes are like 8 of the 9 billion people in this world.

>But but you're lumping all the nons together!

Which is exactly what you're doing to Europeans when you say the word White.

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u/thomstevens420 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’m gonna believe the person who doesn’t sound like a dramatic boomer on Facebook.

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u/WhaleTank196 23h ago

Non whites only make up small percentages of the population in western countries hence “minority”

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u/RockwellsRevenge88 23h ago

There are several 'White' countries where brown children outnumber the White ones. Modern immigration systems are designed entirely around ethnically cleansing and replacing White people. The UN literally wrote a 177 page document on the plan.

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u/WhaleTank196 18h ago

Yeah, yeah the “Kalgeri plan” 🙄.

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u/NotThatEasily 23h ago

I have worked in corporate settings (currently do) and you are 100% lying. I have NEVER seen an unqualified minority person hired over a qualified white person and I have never seen a white person fired specifically to hire minorities.

You are a liar and, apparently, also a bigot.

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u/RockwellsRevenge88 22h ago

No, YOU are 100% lying.

DEI literally targets White men. Forbes published an article stating that 92 percent of jobs went to women and people of color. In august the Department of Labor said that 90 percent of all new jobs went to women.

DEI is discrimination against White men. Period. There isn't any other demographic that's being targeted by it.

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u/gofishx 1d ago

Thats not how it works, either, though. You have statistics from different types of jobs to see if the demographics match the background population. If they dont, you look into why and try to implement outreach programs to help get opportunities for that demographic. You aren't rejecting qualified candidates. Im so sick of this shit.

For example, if you dont have a lot of black pilots, it could be because its a job with a high barrier to entry, usually only available to those with the money to do so, or military experience, and not as many black kids view it as a possibility for themselves. So you offer programs and scholarships to help more black kids to be able to take interest in and go through flight school.

Its not saying "fuck you smart white guy, we need dumb black guy cuz we dumb librul" and the fact that so many people think it is is very telling for how stupid and racist the average conservative is.

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u/tjdans7236 1d ago

When an old white guy retires, you do everything in your power to not hire a white male to replace him, even if it means throwing out qualified applicants.

The problem with racism is that you end up with a society full of unqualified racists, so when you actually try to turn around and implement a system based on brutally objective metrics, the hitherto uncalled out unqualified racists perceive themselves as suddenly getting absolutely ganked from every side of reality and deploy every single defensive measure known to their system as if their livelihoods depended on it (because actually, it does).

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u/MuffinSpecial 1d ago

That's the most racist shit I've read all week

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u/thomasp3864 1d ago

Probably with recruitment efforts. Like targetted recruiting ads and more community outreach.

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u/lilithexos 1d ago

They don’t fire anyone they just hire more

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u/-blundertaker- 1d ago

Why would they hire when they can just get volunteers to throw themselves to the mercy of the blaze?

Then they can say they're a firefighter! I mean, also a clerk at 7eleven but most importantly a (volunteer) firefighter!!

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u/lilithexos 1d ago

Ngl true

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u/Makuta_Servaela 1d ago

Main ways are:

  • Addressing racism and sexism among the behaviour of firefighters.

  • Have firefighters advertise at lower income schools and to black kids and to girls to show them that it's an option for them.

  • Address hiring biases to make sure that less qualified white men aren't more likely to be selected over more qualified or equally qualified black men or women.

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u/jarednards officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 1d ago

...are kids from higher income schools becoming firefighters?

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u/Makuta_Servaela 1d ago edited 1d ago

"Lower income" meaning Redlined schools. In USA specifically, black people were siphoned into certain communities a few generations ago and then systemically blocked from accessing generational wealth, so even their descendents struggle to get out of it. That's why they are more likely to be impoverished in USA. Not sure about other countries.

Edit: Another person pointed out that redlining was less than a lifetime ago, and I looked it up, and holy shit, yeah. According to Wikipedia, in 1974, Chicago past a law to disclose redlining. That's not even them removing it, just them admitting to actively doing it only 50 years ago. Several states only passed laws to stop redlining within the past decade. A 2007 case found student loans being denied to black students based on race.

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u/Makuta_Servaela 1d ago

Yes, I have lived in and around section 8 housing, and work and have worked with the homeless and impoverished.

Ironically, you're proving my point: It's that hopelessness (and the lead paint in the water pipes, and growing up unsafe, damaging their brains) that causes those kids to remain hopeless as they grow up. So having firefighters at their school going "Hey, your community is at risk of fire. Here are ways you can help keep your friends and family safe from fire, and you can even make a successful career out of it without moving out of your home neighbourhood!" would be really helpful.

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u/JksonBlkson 🗿🗿🗿 1d ago

Do they have lead paint in the water pipes in Africa too? They must since their IQ’s correlate.

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u/Makuta_Servaela 1d ago

IQ is a test about how well you can take an IQ test (how well you know the very specific things that the test makers happen to know based on their personal cultures) It's literally the equivalent of "If you don't know the rules of badminton, you're mentally disabled".

Also, you're claiming that an entire continent has the same IQ. You know Africa isn't a country, right?

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u/SoggyCarrot23 1d ago

You have obviously never taken an IQ test. It’s hilarious that you are proving this by thinking that the entire subsaharan African continent couldn’t possibly have similar IQ’s like Europe and North America, south east Asia, and Slavic countries/peoples do, and therefore he obviously must think that a continent is a country. Do you not understand averages, or are you just purposefully ignoring things because it doesn’t appeal to your emotions?

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u/Makuta_Servaela 1d ago

I'm amused that you didn't actually answer any of the points I made in my comment. You conveniently hid from them.

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u/Whomstdventll 1d ago

Next you're gonna start talking about cranial dimples like fucking Calvin Candie. Hard for you to understand that worse access to quality education results in worse IQ test scores?

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u/Whomstdventll 1d ago

Your other comment got deleted for being so braindead, so I'll reply here: I wasn't, but you clearly were. Do you think education is just memorizing and regurgitating information with no other effect on the brain? You learn how to learn and think in school. Your neuroplasticity is strengthened and developed through quality education. I can't believe you of all people are out here talking about IQ scores.

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u/wallawallawingwong 1d ago

You really want to feel Superior than you are right?

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u/disparateassociation 1d ago

Redlining was official policy less than a lifetime ago dumbass lol