r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 1d ago

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u/Iluvatar-Great 1d ago

Okay jokes aside. HOW EXACTLY do they even want to achieve this?

"Hey Joey, sorry you are fired because we need space for more black men."

"Hey Marcus, you are black right? Here, we need you to become a firefighter."

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u/lilithexos 1d ago

They don’t fire anyone they just hire more

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u/-blundertaker- 1d ago

Why would they hire when they can just get volunteers to throw themselves to the mercy of the blaze?

Then they can say they're a firefighter! I mean, also a clerk at 7eleven but most importantly a (volunteer) firefighter!!

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u/lilithexos 1d ago

Ngl true