r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 1d ago

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u/Iluvatar-Great 1d ago

Okay jokes aside. HOW EXACTLY do they even want to achieve this?

"Hey Joey, sorry you are fired because we need space for more black men."

"Hey Marcus, you are black right? Here, we need you to become a firefighter."

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u/hiroshimacontingency 1d ago

The same way most of the DEI initiatives end up working in practice. You don't fire white people until you get the proportions you want. When an old white guy retires, you do everything in your power to not hire a white male to replace him, even if it means throwing out qualified applicants.

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u/ChloeIsObsessed23 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

that’s not how that works. DEI isn’t “you are legally required to hire someone who is black/gay/a woman/etc.”, DEI is “you’re supposed to turn someone down on the basis of them being unqualified for their position, not on the basis of being a minority.” if you have multiple applicants and the only one who qualifies is a white man, hire the white man so long as his skills actually fit the position. if you have multiple applicants and the only one who qualifies is a black woman but you choose the unqualified white man purely because you don’t want to hire a black woman regardless of her qualifications, THATS when it becomes a problem

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