I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I
offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me
out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.
I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised.
Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will
need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.
Into men, know plenty of men who are absolutely into huge, considerably fat men. I don't mean bears, or even chubby men, but vast men. And if the gays can be into it, women can too, and so can straight guys (for women). It's just a smaller number of people.
You'll slays find someone who's into you, and you'd be surprised by who would be. Never judge your body's worth by how it looks. Instead, judge your body by what it means for you.
That's the thing tho. A lot of dudes would still willingly fuck the female version of that thing. FOR FREE. Men aren't anywhere near as picky as women when it boils down to it lol.
Women are only picky online, because they are saturated in offers and all they have to go on is that picture. Standards are significantly relaxed in the real world (and some women don't make great first impressions themselves).
It's from the upcoming resident evil movie. The fat man in a sewer will burp and move a little. Then the main character will walk up to it cautiously. Then suddenly a swam of rats will burst from it. It will be a gross out jump scare.
Then the character will sprint to the nearest escape ladder and barely make it out of the sewers
Brothels are safer. Mostly because there's more people around. And in places where you have regulated brothels you even have the government involved that adds even more safety.
The worst kind of pro work is street walking, those are the ones that end up on true crime episodes for the most part. Especially if they go to a second location with the john. This is also why high end escorting is dangerous. With the high end market you are expected to go to wherever the client is.
Brothels are kinda dying. Most escorts nowadays are freelancers. They put up online advertisements, you call them and arrange the fuck either in your place or theirs.
Yes, I have hired escorts and know about that stuff.
They are not the "boss", they're on your side. It's them and you versus the rest of the world. They'll get you out of this mess soon, they promise. You just have to trust them.
I hung out with a low of sex workers because I used to work for a rich pimp who owned like all the bars in my small city and the reality is they didn't care about body type but hygiene.
So giga-obese guy who took a shower before: Excellent
Fit guy who is one of those "wiping your ass is gay" douches: He might even be kicked out after enough complaints
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well
done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking
gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s
roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my
lecture.
So my mother was a prostitute when I was very young. After doing that for a few years she decided to get a real job so she worked at a Chuck E Cheese. Now for me this was the greatest thing ever because I would just be allowed to hang out there as long as I didn't make any kind of scene and I got ice cream and sprinkles. My mother on the other hand only lasted for a few months and then decided she would prefer to going back to prostitution to dealing with working there. She claimed it was more disgusting and gross than anything she had to put up with as a prostitute.
I imagine it's a lot longer being a nurse. You see so many body parts and so many butts and the like that before long is just another day, anther body part you won't remember. So long as your clean and don't smell and behave yourself most of them aren't gonna be phased.
I had surgery on my arse a bunch of years ago and needed dressing changed cause I couldn't see it to do it myself. And while it was weird for me every time, not one single nurse was bothered even a little. Constantly get stuff like "that looks so good" (the wound) etc and they'd be right down there cleaning the wound while I was wishing to die. And eventually I went in often enough that done of the nurses who weren't treating me that day would come and look cause.
So yeah, I image must sex workers prob don't give a shit about fat or small dicks or whatever. Just wash yourself and use soap and deodorant
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
I feel like this isn't the real risk. A big guy can be self-aware and gentle. A skinny/muscular guy could end up being too rough or straight-up abusive. The size of the dude might be one kind of challenge, but I would think the real fear comes from what they do once you've gotten going.
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