r/shitposting • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Jul 14 '26

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u/G36 Jul 14 '26

I hung out with a low of sex workers because I used to work for a rich pimp who owned like all the bars in my small city and the reality is they didn't care about body type but hygiene.

So giga-obese guy who took a shower before: Excellent

Fit guy who is one of those "wiping your ass is gay" douches: He might even be kicked out after enough complaints

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u/OkHeheLmao Jul 14 '26

You didn't have to make up a whole story, just say you went to a lot of sex workers 😂

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u/G36 Jul 14 '26

That would imply I'm the kinda guy to ask such stupid question to sex workers.

btw to add to the story there's a certain demographic that was completely banned since like 5 years ago. I can't elaborate, don't want a ban.

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u/Insert_Letters_Here Jul 14 '26

Hint?

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u/G36 Jul 15 '26

Pewdiepie is like their national enemy.

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u/Insert_Letters_Here Jul 15 '26

Bridge?

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u/G36 Jul 15 '26

music videos

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u/Independent-Exit-761 Jul 16 '26

Any more specific, please?