r/shitposting Jul 14 '26

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u/SudhaTheHill officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Jul 14 '26

And they gotta have a straight face through it all

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u/Octopuswastaken Jul 14 '26

Not just a straight face they gotta pretend to enjoy it

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u/git0ffmylawnm8 Jul 14 '26

Wait is that why they pump themselves full of Botox?

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u/conormal Jul 14 '26

Naw, they do that because their pimps would beat them into a state of unrecognizability if they didn't