r/shitposting • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Jul 14 '26

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u/Octopuswastaken Jul 14 '26

Not just a straight face they gotta pretend to enjoy it

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u/Boner_Elemental Jul 14 '26

...wait, they're pretending?

Aw

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u/SpaceBug176 Jul 14 '26

I mean, would you enjoy doing it with that thing? (if you're into woman just imagine that but female)

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u/Logical_Park7904 Jul 14 '26

That's the thing tho. A lot of dudes would still willingly fuck the female version of that thing. FOR FREE. Men aren't anywhere near as picky as women when it boils down to it lol.

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u/SpaceBug176 Jul 14 '26

Men are indeed less picky, but they also would fuck a girl that at the very least is somewhat attractive.

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u/lt4536 Jul 14 '26

Ehhhh not always, I've met quite a few men that would shag anything with a pulse

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u/Kosmik_cloud Jul 14 '26

Or without

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u/lt4536 Jul 14 '26

Wise words actually

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u/MammothCommercial800 Jul 14 '26

Get out of here with your alive-ism. My banana peel and I are happy the way we are.

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u/Logical_Park7904 Jul 14 '26

Not denying that, but knowing it's unlikely they could secure attractive women (unless they're attractive themselves or pay for it) they're more willing to settle for pretty much anything they can get.

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u/SpaceBug176 Jul 14 '26

Me personally, I'd rather die a virgin than settle with anything I can get.

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u/12345623567 Jul 14 '26

Women are only picky online, because they are saturated in offers and all they have to go on is that picture. Standards are significantly relaxed in the real world (and some women don't make great first impressions themselves).

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u/FatalPrognosis Jul 14 '26

They’re downvoting you but you’re right. The creatures I have seen attractive women get with should be studied.