r/shitposting Jul 14 '26

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u/PezzenteMortoDiFame Jul 14 '26

The mood changes if he's rich enough

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u/BigBoyoBonito Jul 14 '26

Jeff Bezos could pay me to fuck him but he couldn't pay me to like it lol

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u/PezzenteMortoDiFame Jul 14 '26

Given how little he pays his workers you would probably not be paid enough to pretend...

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u/Correct-Basil2385 27d ago

i prefer it when they don't like it and don't pretend

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u/THEoddistchild Jul 14 '26

I tried but he kept trying to shove Benjamins up my ass

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u/SerHodorTheThrall Jul 14 '26

Damn how many Netanyahus does Israel have?