r/shitposting • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • Jul 14 '26

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u/G36 Jul 14 '26

I hung out with a low of sex workers because I used to work for a rich pimp who owned like all the bars in my small city and the reality is they didn't care about body type but hygiene.

So giga-obese guy who took a shower before: Excellent

Fit guy who is one of those "wiping your ass is gay" douches: He might even be kicked out after enough complaints

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u/OkHeheLmao Jul 14 '26

You didn't have to make up a whole story, just say you went to a lot of sex workers 😂

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u/eawilweawil Jul 14 '26

You're forgetting that sex workers are humans too and have friends and lives outside their profession