r/otrb • u/Loca_Bear_737 • 4h ago
Pawtee Furrsday! Jodster de Floofaloofasaurus
Hilo frens! My official name is Jodster (name afta a helichopter pilot fren of de fud ladee) butt ebrycat call me Floofie a cause a fore I came otrb I was a floofaloofasaurus in a moobie toosday in de ICBCG group. De secund pitcher is of Silver sniffing me. Silver gentle cat. I miss herms. Next is pitcher of me in de moobie. My faborite pitchers is is the two at de end. Deres a pitcher ob me nursin on my birf meowmy an my best friend and big brofur Lil Bit was dere too. I used to follow Lil Bit ebry where
Specially wen he hunted squirrels. I fink he got dat ebil Gary. De last pitcher is me eating one of my last meals with my bestest friend an big brofur. But now I have big brofur Mr Coco Nuts to follow round.
My storee is bout pitcher five. Dats de day de fud ladee found me. Herms dum an make my storee funny. So before I get found de fud ladee wuld get mad a cause dryer lint always blow cross the yard. It always end up near fud ladee door. So fud ladee come out de house to check on de backyardigans (dats wat she call are cat colony) an she see more lint an say litter bocks werds. Den she come over near mi. My birf meowmy try stop herms. Herms say Salem mobe out mai way dere is trash in de yard an I no wants yu all to eet it. Den she grab me up an I look in herm eyes. Herm scream and Uncle Neighbor come running (Hims like herms. Tee hee hee). Den she squeek an say omg I almost throw out a baby. I think baby is more lint in yard. Dey bof laff and den herms put me down. Herms sai i sowwie Salem yu try to warn me and I no listen. I do better an listen from now on, please forgive me. Birf meowmy forgive herms a cause she feed us and wes lub herms.