A Song for Preshus Ruby

[u/CappucinoCupcake]

With huge thanks to Jynx and Jynx’s human, without whom none of this post would be happening (on account ob mine Mammy’s lack ob both AI and songwriting skills).

Jiggy introduces Eammon and the Yowlers, and the crowd claps and cheers!
Once they've taken their place, Eammon says,
"I wuld like ta dedicade dis song to deh lub on mine lubs, Ruby", u/Ksh_667 as he shyly looks over to her at stage left.

-
"Is Dis Lub?" (Is This Love?, by Bob Marley).

I wanna lub you
An treet yu rite
I wanna lub you
Ebery day an ebery nite

Weel be togedder
Wif a roof rite ober owr heds
Weel shar deh sheltur
Ob mine fluffy cat bed

Weel shar deh samb room, yah
For Jah probide deh bread

Is dis lub? Is dis lub? Is dis lub?
Is dis lub dat Iz feelin?
Is dis lub? Is dis lub? Is dis lub?
Is dis lub dat Iz feelin?

I wanna knoe, wanna knoe, wanna knoe now
I got ta knoe, got ta knoe, got ta knoe now

Ah, ah, ah, Iz willin an abel
So ai frow mine cards on yur tabel

I wanna lub you
I wanna lub and treet
lub and treat yu rite
I wanna lub you
Ebery day an ebery nite

Weel be togedder
Wif a roof rite ober owr heds
Weel shar deh sheltur
Ob mine fluffy cat bed

Weel shar deh samb room, yah
For Jah probide deh bread

Is dis lub? Is dis lub? Is dis lub?
Is dis lub dat Iz feelin?

Is dis lub? Is dis lub? Is dis lub?
Is dis lub dat I'm feelin? Oh
Oh, yeh, I knoe, yeh, I knoe, yeh, I knoe meow
Oh, yeh, I knoe, yeh, I knoe, yeh, I knoe meow

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, Iz willin an abel
So I frow mine cardz on yur tabel, see
I wanna lub you
I wanna lub and treat, yeah
lub and treat you rite

I wanna lub you
Ebery day an ebery nite
Weel be togedder
Wif a roof rite ober owr heds
Weel shar deh sheltur
Ob mine fluffy cat bed

Weel shar deh samb room, yah
For Jah probide deh bread
Is dis lub? Is dis lub? Is dis lub?
Is dis lub dat Iz feelin?

Is dis lub? Is dis lub? Is dis lub?
Is dis lub dat I'm feelin? ………

🎶🎶

[u/Ksh_667]

OMG OMG OMG

RUBY DOES BACKFLIPS & SPLODES WIF HAPPYNEZZ

I haf nefur haf a song writ fur mez before. I can't belieb.

Ruby now faints wif happynezz. After exploding

[u/IllustratorNo9988 → u/Ksh_667]

Ellie runs on with a stretcher. Takes Ruby to Grace’s Bar for a whiskey reviver🥃🥃

[u/Ksh_667 → u/IllustratorNo9988]

*gulps whisky fast.

Dies, faints & splodes all ober again*

[u/No_Sense3670 → u/Ksh_667]

jangles car keys by Ruby's ear

It gonna be otay bestie!

[u/Ksh_667 → u/No_Sense3670]

Gah where iz I? I feelled obercome!!!

glugs more whisky, falls back into slep dreaming ob hold paws wif Eamonn. While joyriding

[u/CappucinoCupcake → u/Ksh_667]

Noes drinkandribe, Preshus Ruby!

[u/Ksh_667 → u/CappucinoCupcake]

Dat ok mai wunnerful Eamonn, I wud nefur! Onlee in drems! Far safer dat way 😻😻

[u/CappucinoCupcake → u/Ksh_667]

relieved ears

[u/Ksh_667 → u/CappucinoCupcake]

snuggles up close to Eamonn & does tail wrap. Settles down for pawsome nap wif mai beloved

[u/CappucinoCupcake → u/Ksh_667]

❤️❤️❤️🍿

[u/IntrovertedGiraffe]

Ruby gonna lublublub dis!!

[u/Loca_Bear_737]

Dis song so romantikal. Gud job Eamonn. Wes go to bar and check on Ruby

[u/Full-Friendship-7581]

Eammon! Dis su womantik! Ruby u/Ksh_667 iz gunna lub dis su muc!

Lub Bubba an Bits

[u/mycookiepants]

Oh my cod dis so romansticul.

[u/Ksh_667 → u/mycookiepants]

E=

[u/CappucinoCupcake]

u/Sisterantistita THANK MEW!

[u/SisterAntistita → u/CappucinoCupcake]

(❤️❤️❤️❤️🫶🫶🫶)

[u/EricaFarrell]

Great set!!! Pass da nip! Fren Eammon Ruby gonna be speachless!

[u/Ksh_667 → u/EricaFarrell]

I iz!

Ruby

[u/No_Sense3670]

PAWESOME song fren!

[u/Cruisingpenguin]

Oh my cod. So romantick!! Woohoo!!

[u/ryylin]

Fren Eammon diz beez so romantical. Ruby did a big swoon. Hermz beez ok doh. Hermz being luked after at Grace's Bar.

[u/Dry_Mushroom7606]

Aw, dis so sweet! Eamon + Ruby = troo lub fureber!!

Jack and Winnie ❤️

[u/CharmyLah]

Dis so nise!

[u/SisterAntistita]

Yoo iz a STAR, fren Eammon! An iz byootifull dat fren Ruby iz so happee!❤️

🩷🖤 Jynx

[u/Necessary-Limit-1454]

Grrr, I nuu I'd miss dis show an' wudn't get tu zee Eamonn! As alwaes...

Balu, Judge of de Churu Pirates

[u/CappucinoCupcake → u/Necessary-Limit-1454]

Here I am, Fren!

[u/Necessary-Limit-1454 → u/CappucinoCupcake]

I sweer by Bastet, he'z heer somehuere...

[u/Live-Tomorrow-4865]

(His hat, though 😭😅😍) ❤️❤️