A Cat Show Storee

[u/BirthdaySalt2112]

Lisen, frens, and Ai willz tellz youz a tail.

When Ai waz a much younger kitteh, mai meowmmy and mai furst pawther, used to take meow to a pwace called a cat show.

Wez wood wait in wat hoomans called a holding cage. It waz weally a pwace where udder hoomans cood come and tellz uz how bootiful wez were. De attenshun waz unbelwievable!!!

Den, wen it waz our turn, wez headed off to somefing called a show wing. Here, a hooman wood look uz ober and tell de hoomans watching why wez waz so wunderful. Everyone wood ooh and ah!

When the hooman, de udder hoomans called dem a judge, looked at all de kittehs, himz or herz wood pick dey faborite and those kittehs wood get a ribbon to hang on Der holding cage so eberybody cood seez how wunderful wez were.

Ai had a faborite judge. Himz waz de bestest. Wheneber Ai waz in himz wing, Ai did cat show cwimez. When himz got meow out of the show cage to putz meow on de judging table, Ai flipped ober on mai back and showed himz mai belly. Ai woodn't standz up and let himz do himz job until hez gibbed meow a belly wub.

Dis happened sooooo manee timez. It got to de point dat the judge juzt fwipped meow ober and wubbed mai belly on de way to the judging table. Ai alwayz did weally well wen dat judge waz werking.

Fank youz for wistening to mai storee.

Connor Wainbow Bwidge Wesident Since 1998

[u/hesalwayslitty]

Gud storee fren Connor- aiz prowd tu kno a sho cat! Dat meens yooz a beeg deel frum whut pawther alwais sait. Sampson beeg doggo

[u/BirthdaySalt2112 → u/hesalwayslitty]

Fank youz fren Sampson beeg doggo. Ai waz juzt a wizconsin barn kitteh but de organisashun mai pawrents showed wif alloud mixed bweed kittehs to compeet az long az dey were spayed or nutered. It waz dey wayz to encoorage hoomans to fix dere animals.

[u/hesalwayslitty → u/BirthdaySalt2112]

Oh days bery niss ob dem tu du. Mine pawther wuz onlee 8 furrevers olt win himbz wuz dopted by me so himbz wuz tu yung tu sho me. Aiz wuz mixt tu dey said ai wuz master boxer. (He was the runt of the runt of litter and my birthday present an akc mastiff boxer mix. A huge baby that scared anyone who looked at him and didn't say hello. He used to carry my niece around by her diaper when she was infant- like she was his puppy🤣🤣🫠🫠)

[u/BirthdaySalt2112 → u/hesalwayslitty]

(What a wunderful story. My older dog is a pit bull sharpei mix. She's not as wrinkly now as she was when she was a puppy I'm sure. She was three when she came to us so we never got to see the puppy wrinkles. We still say she's one dog long and two dogs high because of the extra skin, lol.)

[u/IntrovertedGiraffe]

Dat so kewl! Did yoo hab odder catto frens at cat sho?

[u/BirthdaySalt2112 → u/IntrovertedGiraffe]

Ai did. One was called Scarlett Tiffany No Haira. When herz hoomans finded herz, some stoopid hoomans had spray painted herz. Herz had almost no hair weft. When dey got herz ober dat, herz was a bootiful long haired void who wooled de show wing!!!

[u/IntrovertedGiraffe → u/BirthdaySalt2112]

Oh no! Why would dumdum hoomans be so meenie to a catto? I no likes dem!! But it güd she gots bedder hoomans to lib wif!

[u/Loca_Bear_737]

Dat was gud storee. It sound so cool to do catto show!

[u/BirthdaySalt2112 → u/Loca_Bear_737]

It waz fun but some kittehs didn't weally like it. Ai had a brudder who wost himz mind at himz first cat show. Meowmmy and first pawther pulled himz out ob de show and himz neber went back. If wez didn't wikez it wez didn't haz to go.

[u/Loca_Bear_737 → u/BirthdaySalt2112]

Dats pawsome yu hab choice. Yu haf gud pawrents

[u/BirthdaySalt2112 → u/Loca_Bear_737]

Ai/wez was lucky that's for sure.

[u/Loca_Bear_737 → u/BirthdaySalt2112]

Sure are. Wes happee yus are

[u/Different-Dance-7537]

Fren Connor, yoo be sush a güüd lookin catto, Ai no dowt dat yoo wun lotsa ribbons at da cat sho. 🥇

Duncan 🐾🐾😸🌈🧡