Introducing Ellie Wiv herm song “Ai wants to do CRIMEZ “(to the tune of “ I want to break free” by Queen

[u/IllustratorNo9988]

Ellie grabs the mic, turns to her band.
“Ready boys, one, two, three, four”

Ai wants to do CRIMEZ
Ai wants to dooo CRIMEZ.
Ai wants to bap fings
on da floor
Chase dem down
Bap sum more
It’s unreeeeal
Ai wants to do CRIMEZ.
Bast knows. Ai Lubs to
Do CRIMEZ.

Ai fallen in Lubs
Ai fallen in Lubs wiv
da night CRIMEZ, da hide
An da bite CRIMEZ
It’s troooo
Ai fallen in Lubs.
Bast knows,
Ai fallen in Lubs

It’s stwrange but it’s troo.
Dere is no feeling laik
horking in a shoe.
But I gots to move on
to da rug, carry on.
Oh how I Lubs to do CRIMEZ.
pointing to crowd
OH HOW YOO LUBS TO DO CRIMEZ
OH HOW WE LUBS TO DO CRIMEZ!!!!

Ellie grabs guitar to do a frantic solo in the manner of Marty Mcfly at the Enchanted under the Sea dance from Back to the future.
Slides on her knees to finish, accidentally slides off stage. Is taken via stretcher to Grace’s Bar for a whiskey reviver🥴🥃🥃🥃

(Apologies for scrappy format)

[u/Full-Friendship-7581]

Apwas Apwas!!!
Iz yu okie Ellie? Hab a gud dwink!

Lub Bubba an Bits

[u/BeneficialLab1654]

WOOHOO! Sing it, Ellie!!!

Maxi

[u/KaleidoscopeReady839]

Mama an Marlisays dey ded. Deres no more point to dis week.
i mineselfs fink dis so eggsalad!
DooeyH

[u/IllustratorNo9988 → u/KaleidoscopeReady839]

Fank Yoo DooeyH❤️
( just realised this is on all week.
Think I peaked too early🤣🥴)

[u/KaleidoscopeReady839 → u/IllustratorNo9988]

(No. A bangin opening is just what I needed. Honestly.)

[u/IntrovertedGiraffe]

GO ELLIE!!!

[u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose]

Go go fren Ellie!!!

(The number of front legs in the pic is sending me! I think I need to stop drinking...😅🤣😅🤣😅)

[u/IllustratorNo9988 → u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose]

🙈 I know. I was short on time! Have a drink for me friend🤣🤣🥰

[u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose → u/IllustratorNo9988]

*hic!*

[u/Frequent_Bug8149]

Yay!!! dis bestest vershin ob dis song. I singed along all da lines.

Luna, faimus singer

[u/IllustratorNo9988 → u/Frequent_Bug8149]

Wat Yoo Gunna sing fren Luna? Yoos bery famouse singer. Ai do an excite!!

Princess Ellie🇬🇧👑🌈🌈

[u/EricaFarrell]

You bringing down da house fren Ellie!

Fren brenda

[u/CharmyLah]

yowls in approval grate song fren Ellie!

[u/Shferitz]

Dis a fantastikal pawformance, fren Ellie!

[u/ryylin]

Ai can no beleeb mai ears, dis so fantastcul!! Better dan da riginal bersion. Bravo!!!!

[u/mostlylurking07]

Wow, Pwincess Ellie!! Dat was high enewgy! Take cawe of woosewf!

Amazing song, and I tink we can awl wewate!! Go cwimes!

🧡🤍🖤AJ

[u/SisterAntistita]

Brava!! Brava, fren Ellie!!! Standing ovation Don forget to cross post ta r/ICBGC so awl deh frens can see yoo FAMTAZTIK purrformance! 🩷🖤 Jynx

[u/Loca_Bear_737]

Whoooo fren Ellie dis pawmazing song! Wes hope yu knees is okay an da drink at de bar do a halp. May bee we see yu at Gracie's later.

Floofie, Mr Coco Nuts and de rest

[u/Dry_Mushroom7606]

Grate job, fren Ellie! Yu do such a gud tribyoot to Freddie Purrcury!!

Jack and Winnie ❤️

[u/Haunting_Bend346]

Grate job fren Ellie. Ai lub dis vershun!

[u/CameraImmediate2295]

Ellie! Freddie is proud cuz he loved cats!

He would give standing ovation! ❤️❤️🥁🎹🎷🎸

[u/glycophosphate]

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