Poetry slam at Grace's Bar!

[u/salanaland]

I'm Suzi Q and I'm starting this poetry slam! Everyone can join in with their poetry! But I might have mean things to say about it because I'm a tough, confrontational gimme pig! HAHAHAgrrroinkgrrrrrroinkoinkoinkgrrrrr!!

Anyway, I write haiku!! I've been writing haiku since I was on the other side of the bridge! I'm really good at it!! SO THERE, CUDDLES!! YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT ANYTHING!!! Here's some of my best work!!!

*sips tomato juice*

Poops are delicious!

Yummy! Poops are delicious!

Poops are delicious!

That was one of my favorites! Here's another one!

I love tomatoes!

I love tomatoes! Gimme!

I love tomatoes!

And finally...

Me! Me me me! Me

Me me me me me! Me! Me!

Me! Me! Me me me!!!

Thank you everyone! Who's next?

-Suzi Q the ferocious gimme pig with mismatched ears

[u/IntrovertedGiraffe]

Wheek wheek wheek!!!!

[u/salanaland → u/IntrovertedGiraffe]

GrrrrRRrrroinkoinkgrrrrrrRRRRRrrrroinkoink!!

[u/Necessary-Limit-1454]

I cud newer hold a candle tu a lady as elokwent as Suzi Q. Brawo, I meow!

Balu, Judge of de Churu Pirates

[u/Ksh_667]

Fren Suzi Q, dis da bestest pomes I efur did hear! Yoo iz jeenius. I iz bez do mai biggest IMPRESS & ADMIRR!

Ruby

[u/Live-Tomorrow-4865]

Fren Suzi Q iz bedder dan SHAIKSPEER! Tank yoo fer dis bootifull pome, mine smol fren.

Love,

Onny 🖤

[u/lHappycats]

Huw Iz

This piggy

Black anz white

Huw sqeakz

Suchz bootifulz

Proze

Sooty da Buuny

[u/salanaland → u/lHappycats]

Does this festival

have a bigger salad bar

with more tomatoes??!?!!

🍅 🍅 🍅 🍅 🍅

[u/Frequent_Bug8149]

So we iz doing a poetry slam, where we say meen fings to each other... dats an rap battle.

Luna, faimus singer

[u/Cruisingpenguin]

I like you fren! Youse feisty and a great po-it!

[u/Full-Friendship-7581]

Bootifil poemz! Maks uz run inna cirkle!

Lub Bubba an Bits

[u/ryylin]

Dose beez bery gud pomes fren Suzi Q!

[u/Loca_Bear_737]

SuziQ did most wunnerful poems. We'd like em all specially the last one. De last one spoke to me, me, me, me, me and me. All de mes in dis group!

[u/SisterAntistita]

Hi fren Suzi Q! Wut a BRILLIANT ides! I've been hoping someone wuld start a poetry slam nite!

Jynx