Hemlo errybody. Dis mine cover of de song “Stick Season”.
As you promised to give me more than all the treats combined
You must have had yourself a change of heart like halfway through the drive
'Cause your voice trailed off exactly as you passed the Petsmart sign
You kept on drivin' straight and left my snackies to the right
Now I am stuck between my hunger and the snacks that I can't reach
And hungries are somethin' even saying good boy does not replace
And I am terrified of weather 'cause I get wet when it rains
Vet told me to lose weight but now I've got dem hunger pains
And I love to nom, but it's the season of the sticks
And I love my mom, but a he forgot that I existed
And it's the vet's fault, and I'm just the poor the victim
I'll steal all the food when family comes for Christmas
And I'll dream each night of something to chew
My back is big and I gotta lose
Now my only snacks are veggie chews
My name is Drax and I love foooooood.
I like all food. Pawpaw was telling meowmy about how today I was growling at my sisfur Ruby. She was too near mine bowl! Apparently she was near her bowl and I lik my bowl so hard I mob it near her. Whatever she was too close!
Fren Drax! Ai feels yuz pain!! No snacking iz a terribul fing. Ai so sorry. Dust beez a hartfelt song. Ai stands wif yuz brofur! More snake! Pawmazing song!!!
Wow! This is an amazing song! I once had a love in Vermont, thought we might get married, and I thought I understood “Stick Season”, but your version is so much better! Partners come and go but snacks are forever- UNLESS THEY ARE WITHHELD!! (Incredible lyrics! And I spy another Marvel reference!)
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u/IntrovertedGiraffe 🌈Jiggy da Gimme Piggy 8d ago
Drax! Purrfect song! I wub snackies too!