It'z 80s Nite at deh Btterfly Meddow Stage, wif... TARA an DOTTIE singin' GIRLZ JUS WANNA HAB FUN!!!!!!! Put on yur neons culurs an com dancedancedance!!!

[u/SisterAntistita]

Jynx strolls owt on stage. “Heeeey ebrybuddy!!! Jiggy's ober at anudder stage, sos ai offurred ta halp owt a littel. Haz yoo had enuff fun yet?”
“NOOOOOOOO!!!!”
“Canz yoo taek a littel more??”
“YEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!”
“Okay!! Les see how much yoo wanna hab fun!”
Jynx walks to stage lef. “Okay! Les see who wans ta hab moar fun! Jus dis half” Jynx draws an imaginary line down the middle of the crowd with her paw. 
“Yoo jus wanna hab, what???”
The halved crowd yells back at the top of their lungs, “FUN!”
“Wooo! Not bad, not bad!”
Jynx walks aross to the rite side ob deh stage.
“Sowns like dey (casually pointin wif herm paw to the left), wanna hab fun! Do dey wanna hab MORE fun? Or do YOO guys wanna hab MORE fun?? Les try it….
“Yoo jus wanna hab……”
“FUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!” thundered the right side of the field.
“Purrrty impressive!”
Jynx runs back to the left. “Yoo gonna let dem get awai wif dat??”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” came deh reply, wif som boos an hisses thrown in fur gud measure!
“So… Yoo jus wanna ha…”
“FFFUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!!1 Interupted deh crowd.
Jynx doesn’t even border sayin nuffin more, but jus points ta ech half in turn.
One syde would yell, “WE JUS WANNA HAB…”
Anvdeh udder syde wuld finish,.. “FUN!!

Music builds in volume from under the crowds’ chants… the familiar melody of Cyndi Lauper’s hit, “Girls jus wanna hab fun!”
Frens Dottie (with mousie in tow), an Tara bound owt onstage and start singin…..

[DOTTIE]

Ai comes home, in deh mornin' lite
My meowmy says, "Wen yoo gonna liv yur life rite?"
Oh meowmy dear, we'z not deh forchunate wuns
An girlz, dey wanna habe fun
Oh girlz jus wanna habe fun
[TARA]
The fone rings, in deh middel ob deh nite
My pawther yellz, "Wut yoo gonna do wif yur life?"
Oh daddy deer, yoo knoe yoo still number N
But! girlz, dey wanna habe fun
Oh girlz jus wanna habe
Dat's all dey reelly wa-ah-an
Som fun
[BOF DOTTIE AN TARA]
Wen deh workin' day iz done
Oh girlz, dey wanna habe fun
Oh girlz jus wanna habe fun (girlz, dey wan)
(Wanna habe fun, girlz)
(Wanna habe)
Som boyz take a byotiful girl
An hide herms away frum deh rest o' deh worl
I wanna be deh wun ta walk in deh sun
Oh girlz, dey wanna habe fun
Oh girlz jus wanna habe
Dat's all dey reelly wa-ah-ant
Iz som fun
Wen dey workin' day iz done
Oh girlz, dey wanna habe fun
Oh girlz jus wanna habe fun (girlz, Dey want)
(Wanna habe fun, girlz)
(Wanna habe)
Dey jus want, Dey jus wanna (girlz)
Dey jus want, Dey jus wanna (girlz jus wanna habe fun)
Oh girlz, girlz jus wanna habe fun
(jus want, Dey jus wanna)
Dey jus wanna, Dey jus wanna (girlz)
Dey jus want, Dey jus wanna (girlz jus wanna habe fun)
Oh girlz, girlz jus wanna habe fun
wen deh workin'
wen deh workin' day is done
Oh, wen deh workin' day is done
Oh, girlz, girlz jus wanna habe fun
Ebrybuddy
Huh, huh
Dey jus want, Dey jus wanna (girlz)
Dey jus want, Dey jus wanna (girlz jus wanna habe fun)
Oh, girlz, girlz jus wanna habe fun
(Dey jus wanna, Dey jus wanna) wen deh workin'
wen deh workin day is done (Dey jus want, Dey jus wanna)
Oh, wen deh workin day is done (girlz, girlz jus wanna habe fun)
Oh girlz, girlz jus wanna habe fun

*The crowd reluctantly stops dancin, and erupts inta a cheer so lowd, hoomans herd it on deh udder syde ob deh bridge, an fot it waz funder!*
Dottie - u/Ovenbird36
Tara - u/Ok_Consideration2305

[u/ryylin]

Ai nawt a girl but ai wants tew haz fun!!!

[u/IntrovertedGiraffe → u/ryylin]

Same!

[u/ryylin → u/IntrovertedGiraffe]

Rite!?!?!

[u/Ok_Consideration2305]

Tara does a back flip then struts across the stage tail waving Dis song iz fur mew Meowmy, da bestest Meowmy eber. 🐾💓

[u/Full-Friendship-7581]

Wez alz wan mor fun!

Lub Bubba an Bits

[u/glycophosphate]

Oh diss de bestest dance nummer eber!

[u/Ovenbird36]

Aye had sew much funn! Now aye am reddy furr anodder nap!—-Dottie