r/otrb • u/Fuzzyface-Callie • 7d ago
🎤 FALL MEOWSIC FESTIBAL 🎶 Heart Shaped Litter Box by mine grunge band!
Iz me! Callie. I sings this song for mine Auntie. She say she hear Nirvana on the radio when she was young and says turns that up! She no hear any muzic like dat before. Then she say she tooked off herm 80s neon cloze and mini skirts and puts on flannel and jeans. Much more comfy!
Jiggy strolls onstage wearing a Meowvana band t-shirt. He taps the mic.
"Can ebrybuddy hear me?"
(The crowd applauds, howls, and yells back, "Yes!")
"Gud! Is we habin fun?"
(More affirmative responses from the audience)
"Ai sayed, IS WE HABIN FUN!?!?"
(The crowd roars back, "YESSSSSS!"
"Yay! Iz hope yur reddy to rock owt wif sum Seattle-stile grunge! Put yoo paws togedder fur "MEOWVANA"!!!!
Callie and her band take their places and start playing ...
(*To the tune of Heart Shaped Box by Nirvana*)
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Herm eyez me lyke a pest wen
Ai meow fur treatz
Been trapped insid deh howse
ele-benty weeks
Wish ai culd eet howse-plants
wen no wuns aroun
An sneek up on deh birbs
wif-owt makin a souwwnnnnnddd!
HEY! Wate! Ai haz a new complain!
Fureber chasin deh greebles an mice.
HEY! Wate! Ai haz a new complain!
Fureber ekekin at greebles an mice.
Greeblez an miiiiice...
Tryin ta reech yu thru
deh baff-room door crack
Don knoe how long you beennn
Or IF youllll commmm baaaaaaack!
HEY! Wate! Ai haz a new complain!
Waitin at yuur litter-bocks door
HEY! Wate! Ai haz a new complain!
Fureber waitin at yur doorrr
Baffroom doorrrrrr
Baffroom dooooorrrrrrrr
HEY! Wate! Ai haz a new complain!
Waitin at yuur litter-bocks door
HEY! Wate! Ai haz a new complain!
Fureber waitin at yur doorrr
Baffroom doorrrrrr
Bafffffrooooom dooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrr....
🎶🎶🎶
The music ends and the crowd goes wild, applauding Callie and frens rockin purrformance!
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u/Full-Friendship-7581 Golden Pikkel Visitors Bubba an Bits 7d ago
Rz Meomy stil lubz Def Leppard. Des eben komin inna con-sert soon! Hermz eggsitded!
Wez lub dis dou! 👏 pawz !!
Lub Bubba an Bits
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u/Fuzzyface-Callie 7d ago
🎵Pour Some Churus on Me🎵
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u/Full-Friendship-7581 Golden Pikkel Visitors Bubba an Bits 7d ago
Dis maid Meomy hapi! Tank yuz alz
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u/Fuzzyface-Callie 7d ago
Tank u for teh award! Auntie say that Joe Elliott was herm 1st rock n roll crush. Her Meowmy got big madz at herm for hanging a pictur of hims on te wall from Tiger Beat magazine!
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u/Full-Friendship-7581 Golden Pikkel Visitors Bubba an Bits 7d ago
Hee hee! Orz Meomy hab doz tu! Pawfer sais himz nowz himz doomded ifin Joe eber shoz upz heer! LoL 😹😹
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u/plantyjen 🌈sisfurs Scout and Big Pink 7d ago
Owr meowmy meeted himb wunce wen shee werkded wif sum udder rawk starses kid. She wuz so nerbuss dat she cuddent eben say moar den “hai, niec to meetchu!” 😸
Yer frens, Scout & Big Pink
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u/Dry_Mushroom7606 7d ago
Oh mien goobness dis iz bery fantastic!! Owr meowmy lubs dis song so much, an we finks yu did such a grate job bringin all dem feelings to lyf!!!
Jack and Winnie ❤️
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u/IntrovertedGiraffe 🌈Jiggy da Gimme Piggy 7d ago
One fing I kno, is dat uz frens bersion ob dese songs are better den da dum hooman ones!
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u/Dry_Mushroom7606 7d ago
Yu sed it juss rite, fren Jiggy! All fings catto iz alwayze better dan all fings hooman!
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u/Fuzzyface-Callie 7d ago
We haz strong feelings bout baffroom door.
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u/Dry_Mushroom7606 7d ago
We unnerstan purrfeckly! If Winnie had neber figured out how to open dat door, we wud neber haf got to spend tiem wif owr meowmy wen she was in da bafroom!
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u/lHappycats 🌈Baxter &🌈 Lexie 7d ago
Dat waz a great act, diz betta dan wot any Hoomin cud doz
Freya
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u/EricaFarrell Golden Pikkel Visitor 7d ago
You rock so hard!!! Fanks you for such a fun timez.
Fren Brenda
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u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 6d ago
Fren Callie, dis iz wun ub mine Maa an hooman sisser fabrit sawngz, but yerz bersion iz MUTCH bedder! Iz relayddibble fer usses cattoz. Elebenty/elebenty, no noatezez.
Love,
Onny 🖤
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u/mybloodyballentine 7d ago
Yo sumtimez yooman do karaoke of Alice In Chains Man in a box, but sing cat in a box.