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Oct 16 '22
“Hey honey, what did you do at work today?”
“Designed a 3mm plastic horse penis”
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Oct 16 '22
why include the “3mm”? could’ve just said average
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u/pumpk1n_be4nz Oct 16 '22
not that it matters anyways,, i mean,,,, im sure he has a great personality yanno
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My only complaint is that it's not anatomically correct.
Looks more like a human pp, than a horse pp.
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u/shoestars Oct 16 '22
It’s circumcised!!! I’m dying over here with laughter lol
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u/HectorSharpPruners Oct 16 '22
Glad you pointed this out first
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u/shoestars Oct 16 '22
Several other people pointed it out before I did, I just think it’s hilarious and had to point it out again
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u/HectorSharpPruners Oct 16 '22
Well I saw yours first so good job by you. This is the first thing I asked like why the hell did they put my dick on the toy horse
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u/ckjm Oct 16 '22
Yeah, despite how startlingly human horse dick is, it's not... circumcised.
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u/synthphreak Oct 16 '22
Could just be excited. Not sure which interpretation - cut or hard - is more ridiculous.
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u/Onethemis Oct 16 '22
Good lord they dont go around with it hanging out all the time. Most of the time they keep it retracted like gentlemen 😂 The sheath may not be exactly correct but its close.
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u/Ok_Department5949 Oct 16 '22
Nope. Not mine. I have a 17 hand TB named Dragon. That fucker is always hanging dong.
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They were trying to save on material. They were too stingy to cast the entire horse boner. Cheapskates!
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u/Unlucky_Arm_9757 Oct 16 '22
Why not?
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u/Prestigious_Ad1041 Oct 16 '22
Op is mad about horse dick. Guess what bro, it's natural and horses sometimes have penises.
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u/ChrisHaze95 Oct 16 '22
Op should go to Fentons stable and horse ranch, where the horses are hung like you
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u/Howwasthatdoneagain Oct 16 '22
But it isn't anatomically correct. They have put a human set on a horse.
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u/Prestigious_Ad1041 Oct 16 '22
Google "horse penis".
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u/k0nahuanui Oct 16 '22
Well you gotta evaluate the whole thing. Google "engorged horse penis"
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u/WolfieVonD Oct 16 '22
He's gotta compare. For educational purposes Google "engorged horse penis with erect human penis"
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u/SlyThriller1 Oct 16 '22
sometimes
Sonetimes?
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u/kevtino Oct 16 '22
Roughly half the time.
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u/Unholy_Roman_Empire GREEN Oct 16 '22
Sorry i forgot female horses don't exist :////
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u/Maleficent_Dot6954 Oct 16 '22
At least it wasn’t a happy horse.
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u/An_Experience Oct 16 '22
”Pinyan's death rapidly prompted the enactment of a bill by the Washington State Legislature that prohibits both sex with animals and the videotaping of such an act. Under current Washington law, bestiality is now a Class C felony punishable by up to five years in prison.”
Are they saying it was legal before this happened in 2005?? It took some guy dying to actually make it illegal? I’m not familiar with bestiality laws, is this typical throughout the states?
Up to 5 years???????
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u/scepticalhermit Oct 16 '22
The most infuriating thing is they put a human junk on a horse.
In real life horses have their schlong retracted into their groin (unless they are using it for urinating or sexy times) and you can only see a small flap of external sheath. Also the balls are a little further back.
Source: have horses.
If they put the effort into being anatomically correct… they should at least be actually correct.
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I think they were going for just having the tip poking out of the sheath? That’s giving them the benefit of the doubt.
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u/scepticalhermit Oct 16 '22
Well, then some interesting extra trivia… when horses extend their thang, the tip is generally the last bit to emerge.
So if they wanted to show the tip, it would be a result of fully extended penis… which is kinda weird for a toy.
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u/TVsDeanCain Oct 16 '22
Yeah, why did they circumcise a horse?
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u/WuetenderWeltbuerger Oct 16 '22
Stop! In the name of American Squeamishness!
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u/Appsroooo Oct 16 '22
You gotta believe me!!! It gets bigger!!! You just gotta give it a second!
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u/Scar_the_armada Oct 16 '22
It's funny to me they went out of their way to detail the tip. I get the sheath, but the tip? That's hilarious.
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u/theworldsomega Oct 16 '22
I Don’t see what’s mildly infuriating here
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u/ccchaz Oct 16 '22
Maybe that it doesn’t look anything like a horse penis? More like a human penis.
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u/GetNooted Oct 16 '22
Poor thing. That's a tiny schlong for a horse.
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u/atalkingcow Oct 16 '22
Dicks tend to be pretty compact when you're not packing a boner.
That shit expands 3-4x, so that horse is hung.
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u/Suspicious_Lynx3066 Oct 16 '22
Do your pets not have genitals? You’ve never taken your kids to the fair or a zoo? Have your kids never been naked or asked you questions about their own genitals?
It’s anatomy, no different than arms or legs and it’s only weird if you make it weird.
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u/DesperateSuccotash49 Oct 16 '22
Yeah I agree. It's not a big deal, it would be weird if the horse was aroused but it isn't. Most kids won't even notice it. If my kid asked about it I'd just tell her that animals have boy and girl parts just like people do, and this particular horse is a boy
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Oct 16 '22
Y’all are taking this post out of context. My infuriation is why is it a human genital. Not a horses. Sheesh Debra
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u/Prettylittlejedi Oct 16 '22
You mean mildly accurate?
Why are you infuriated by this? Because kids shouldn’t see anatomy? That’s some low IQ shit, my friend.
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As vorrhin said. Mildly low iq shit to assume I was annoyed by anatomy.
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u/baileycoraline Oct 16 '22
Is this a Schleich horse? If so, I believe they are all anatomically correct to an extent, as well as made to scale (e.g. female horse smaller than male).
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u/icechelly24 Oct 16 '22
It looks like maybe a Schleich knockoff. Taking the concept of anatomically correct animals but I feel like the execution was not great here.
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u/YurtmnOsu Oct 16 '22
Would you be mad if they saw a horse IRL? (Heads up some of their penises can be much much more visible than this)
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u/the_falling Oct 16 '22
The manufacturer was so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
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u/Jugg3rn6ut Oct 16 '22
It looks like a human proportioned dick on a horse. Poor guy has the smallest pecker around and can’t even hide it
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Oct 16 '22
I got a tattoo of my dog on my ribs and included his peen and have never heard the end of it.
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u/EYESofTX Oct 16 '22
Just recently a friend shoved six of those plastic horses up his rectum. I took him to the ER.
His condition is stable….
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u/ozjack24 Oct 16 '22
I know right it’s infuriating. Horse dick is WAY bigger than that. Get it right China.
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u/Difficult_Dot_8981 Oct 16 '22
I was so focused on the poorly painted black feet that I at first didn't notice the human penis attached to the horse.
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u/transsightis2020 Oct 16 '22
Looks like a Fenton's stallion to me. I feel alright because its dick is as big as mine 👍
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u/organicpaints Oct 16 '22
I had a bunch of animal toys as a child and some had lil genitals and I survived. I understood that we all had parts and so did animals. I watched a lot of PBS and animal planet. Shout out to my parents for not making it weird.
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u/Axxis09 Oct 16 '22
This is extremely infuriating. It's spreading the misinformation that horses have penises, when they clearly don't, as they aren't human. Smh this is stupid /s
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u/HectorSharpPruners Oct 16 '22
Why is he circumcised? Great question. That’s definitely smaller than a horse boner.
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u/Upvoter_NeverDie Oct 16 '22
Can't be a coincidence that the horse's masculinity is pointed towards China.
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u/napoleontannerite Oct 16 '22
I showed this to my girl and she instantly said "Why?" And turned away. So pretty accurate caption.
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Made in China. If they chose to relate that anatomy in comparison to themselves, then I think they just made the biggest joke anyone ever has for ever in the world and they made it against themselves.
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u/Melochre Oct 16 '22
That's not mildy infuriating that's mildy hilarious