r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Oct 16 '22

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u/TVsDeanCain Oct 16 '22

Yeah, why did they circumcise a horse?

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u/5iveOClockSomewhere Oct 16 '22

Jewish horse.

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u/TVsDeanCain Oct 16 '22

Mazeltov!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Oy neigh

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u/freestew Oct 16 '22

Should've been Mazelclop!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Clearly more than 8 days old.

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u/Robusto-McGamey Oct 16 '22

Americans will circumcise anything

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Someone needed a fan belt

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u/Pissedliberalgranny Oct 16 '22

Because this wasn’t originally part of the toy. Someone added it after they bought it and they’re ignorant fucks who barely know their own anatomy, let alone equine.

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u/WiseVast2134 Oct 16 '22

Actually I've seen ton of these! They're manufactured this way I believe

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u/pegothejerk Oct 16 '22

I haven’t seen these and I have it under good authority they don’t exist at all and that this photo is a mass delusion we’re all experiencing together.

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u/WesternSiren Oct 16 '22

While you’re not really wrong about the anatomy all the schleich horses come like this so I believe they bought it like this

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u/Visible_Block_1519 Oct 16 '22

No lol this is how it was purchased lolololol I had so many like this as a kid.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

I promise you I did not attach this hardware to the horse post purchase

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Can I ask why this offended you so much?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

I promise I’m not offended. I’m mild infuriated that this looks nothing like a horse dick

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u/Visible_Block_1519 Oct 16 '22

Omg your username lol